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10 Best Movie Weapons

post #1 of 44
11/29/06 at 10:49pm
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Love for the Glaive!

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post #2 of 44
11/29/06 at 11:21pm
I'm happy the flying guillotine made the list.
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post #3 of 44
11/29/06 at 11:32pm
No plasma rifle in the 40-watt range?
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post #4 of 44
11/29/06 at 11:40pm
Good call on the whip from JOHNNY MNEMONIC. Robo's Beretta should have made the cut.
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post #5 of 44
11/29/06 at 11:53pm
no explosive tipped arrows? i'm crushed
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post #6 of 44
11/30/06 at 12:01am
Nice to see James Bond's briefcase get a mention, but you could probably fill up the entire list with James Bond stuff. That yo-yo buzz saw? The Golden Gun? The cigarette that shoots rockets? I'll take them over some newfangled "glaive".

But there is really only one movie weapon of note... some might even call the weapon "perfect"...

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post #7 of 44
11/30/06 at 12:43am
Seth Gecko's vampire-disembowlin' wooden stake jackhammer is spectacular and should be on any such list. But good for them for including the proton pack.
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post #8 of 44
11/30/06 at 12:51am
how could they forget Steven Seagal's deft use of madballs(pool ball in a sock)...sometimes the best weapon is the simplest.
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post #9 of 44
11/30/06 at 2:39am
The silver ball in Phantasm. Thread over.
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post #10 of 44
11/30/06 at 2:41am
Paul McCartney is my hero.

Speakman is The Perfect Weapon.
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post #11 of 44
11/30/06 at 3:24am
Jesus, the glaive is the best weapon ever.
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post #12 of 44
11/30/06 at 4:52pm
I was wondering about Ash's chainsaw and low and behold it's there. Otherwise such an omission would be a major mistake.
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post #13 of 44
11/30/06 at 5:23pm
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Originally Posted by fabfunk
Love for the Glaive!
I recently saw some of Krull... wow is it bad. But the Glaive is seriously the baddest shit ever!
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post #14 of 44
11/30/06 at 6:19pm
Any such list that fails to even mention Sex Machine's retractable penis revolver is hereby declared a nullity.
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post #15 of 44
11/30/06 at 10:50pm
the rail gun from Eraser
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post #16 of 44
11/30/06 at 11:27pm
Dredd's Lawgiver and the Predator's Disc.
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post #17 of 44
11/30/06 at 11:45pm
If we're talking best disc weapon, the Predator has some serious competition:

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post #18 of 44
11/30/06 at 11:47pm
The automatic clip-fed crossbow from Hawk the Slayer puts all of these to shame.
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post #19 of 44
11/30/06 at 11:53pm
Not even an honorable mention for the man himself?


Tsk, tsk
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post #20 of 44
12/1/06 at 12:03am
Man, I still really want a Proton Pack.

Im suprised the Power Glove from 'The Wizard' didnt make the list.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bAbsNhhw5Q
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post #21 of 44
12/1/06 at 12:50am
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Originally Posted by Brian Wehman
I recently saw some of Krull... wow is it bad.

No no, See you got that wrong.
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post #22 of 44
12/1/06 at 1:04am
You know what's better than the double-bladed lightsaber?

The lightsaber.
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post #23 of 44
12/1/06 at 2:12pm
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Originally Posted by Andrew Collins
No no, See you got that wrong.
Krull Video Game >>>> Krull The Movie.

Becuase in the video game, at least the Glaive beats the fucking bad guy in the end.
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post #24 of 44
12/1/06 at 2:19pm
Proton Pack love = my love.
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post #25 of 44
12/1/06 at 2:36pm
No love for the ZF-1 assault weapon from The Fifth Element?
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post #26 of 44
12/1/06 at 8:23pm
What about Death Blossom?
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post #27 of 44
12/1/06 at 8:59pm
My cock and balls.
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post #28 of 44
12/1/06 at 9:33pm
The metal boomerang.
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post #29 of 44
12/2/06 at 12:21am
"It's an .88 Magnum. It shoots through schools."
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post #30 of 44
12/2/06 at 4:29am
The gun from eXistenZ. It´s made out of bone and fires teeth.

The cancer gun from Videodrome. It fires tumours.

Marilyn Chambers in Rabid. She´s a pornstar with a bloodsucking penis in her armpit.

That Cronenberg fella is one fucked up dude.
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post #31 of 44
12/2/06 at 4:43am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Moltisanti
If we're talking best disc weapon, the Predator has some serious competition:
How about the flying, heat-seeking, razor-edged CD of Doom from I COME IN PEACE?!?


Quote:
Originally Posted by Mattioli
Any such list that fails to even mention Sex Machine's retractable penis revolver is hereby declared a nullity.
Ditto.
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post #32 of 44
12/2/06 at 7:56am
Hey. The only weapon I've ever wanted is that wacky gun from Minority Report. I have no idea what it's called or what it shoots. But it pushes people hard, and that's enough for me.
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post #33 of 44
12/2/06 at 9:03am
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Originally Posted by Quarant
Hey. The only weapon I've ever wanted is that wacky gun from Minority Report. I have no idea what it's called or what it shoots. But it pushes people hard, and that's enough for me.
Yeah, that was pretty cool. But I'm not sure that's even the best weapon from that movie.

Imagine how much fun you could have with the "sick-stick" at parties!
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post #34 of 44
12/2/06 at 11:14am
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Originally Posted by Andrew Collins
No no, See you got that wrong.
Let it go dude. Krull was shit in the 80's. Now its bad 80's shit. The glaive aside, of course.
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post #35 of 44
12/2/06 at 10:26pm
I'm a simple man of simple means.

Old Painless from PREDATOR.
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post #36 of 44
12/3/06 at 12:10am

Nice choices

[QUOTE=Randolph Carter]The gun from eXistenZ. It´s made out of bone and fires teeth.

Marilyn Chambers in Rabid. She´s a pornstar with a bloodsucking penis in her armpit.

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One day Criterion will pull a "The Rock" on us and create the eXistenZ DVD that needs to be made.

I wanted to the arsenal from T2 as shooting all the police cars with that gun was just one highlight of the movie. It also bears mentioning that according to some people Chuck Norris himself is also a lethal weapon.
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post #37 of 44
12/3/06 at 2:57am
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
The automatic clip-fed crossbow from Hawk the Slayer puts all of these to shame.
Hawk the Slayer was rubbish!


My vote goes to The Brides Hanzo sword.
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post #38 of 44
12/3/06 at 5:40pm
My vote goes to the identity discs in Tron. Glow-in-the-dark fisbees, people!! Come on!!!! They even make that cool sound when people de-rezz!
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post #39 of 44
12/14/06 at 12:38am
The smartgun beats the pulse rifle anytime.
The gun from the Fifth Element.you know the one.
The White Angel's "throat-slitting special" from Marathon Man.
Anything Geoff Darrow draws.

For halloween I made a proton pack out of mostly posterboard,a cakepan,a pringles can,some pvc pipe,and some wires.It turned out so much better than I'd ever hope.Who wants pics?!?!
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post #40 of 44
12/14/06 at 7:02am
Oh lord yes!
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post #41 of 44
12/14/06 at 9:11pm

not bad for making it in 8 days out of posterboard.and other items of course.
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post #42 of 44
12/14/06 at 9:17pm
You can't hear it, but right now I'm slow-clapping as hard I can.
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post #43 of 44
12/15/06 at 12:48am
I've always wanted to recieve a slow-clap.I kinda figured in order to get one a nerdy girl that's my best friend but also has a secret crush on me has to be present for whatever speech i make,so she can start it off.
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post #44 of 44
12/15/06 at 9:24am
In the words of Stan Marsh:

Dude, sweet!
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