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Nominations: Best Movie Villain to Date Your Daughter

post #1 of 30
12/1/06 at 1:46am
Thread Starter 
Okay, since a fine Chewer has taken up the knockout mantle (Thanks, Gayest!), I thought I'd try something new. Well, at any rate, something swiped whole-cloth from my good friends over at Newsarama.

This will be a head-to head-battle. We will accept any number of nominations so long as that number is even. Nominations will close on Monday at 12:00 noon CST. Each poster can nominate one, and only one, nominee.

From that list, nominees will be paired off, in the order received, for battle, with the survivors of each battle progressing into the next round until we have one nominee and one chewer to congratulate.

The Head-To-Head Subject is this:

What Cinematic Villain/Antagonist Would You Want to Date Your Daughter.

Let the nominations begin...I'll save mine for last in case we need one more to even it out.
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post #2 of 30
12/1/06 at 2:00am
Madison Lee, Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle

Because she's Demi Moore.
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post #3 of 30
12/1/06 at 2:02am
Fmr./Commodore James Norrington, Jack Davenport, Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl and Dead Man's Chest.
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post #4 of 30
12/1/06 at 2:07am
Doc Oc. Because with all those arms, there isn't a place on her he won't be able to reach. And i just want my little girl happy.
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post #5 of 30
12/1/06 at 3:02am
Nickey Holiday from The Great Muppet Caper becuase its Charles Grodin in a Muppet Movie(obviously)
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post #6 of 30
12/1/06 at 3:27am
Chad from In the Company of Men.
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post #7 of 30
12/1/06 at 3:28am
Biff Tannen, because I'm a fucking asshole.
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post #8 of 30
12/1/06 at 3:40am
Lee Woo-Jin
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post #9 of 30
12/1/06 at 6:01am
Hans Gruber from Die Hard.

The man is intelligent, educated, cultured, and has prospects. Plus, he's a snappy dresser. It doesn't get any better than that.
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post #10 of 30
12/1/06 at 6:14am
Hannibal Lecter. He's refined. And he'll gladly eat her out.
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post #11 of 30
12/1/06 at 6:27am
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quarant
Hannibal Lecter. He's refined. And he'll gladly eat her out.
Oh, bad form, sir!

Captain James Hook, played by Dustin Hoffman, because if she's going to have to be treated like a princess and have all her wishes come true, who better?
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post #12 of 30
12/1/06 at 7:11am
Bill "The Butcher" Cutting, GANGS OF NEW YORK. He protects his people!
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post #13 of 30
12/1/06 at 9:35am
Roy Batty from 'Blade Runner'. If it didn't work out, at least he'd die in 4 years.
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post #14 of 30
12/1/06 at 9:46am
Darth Vader/Anakin after Ep 3: He wont be doing that same mistake again.
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post #15 of 30
12/1/06 at 10:16am
Count Dracula, played by Christopher Lee! She'd live forever, plus she'd be dating Christopher fuckin' Lee!!
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post #16 of 30
12/1/06 at 10:59am
Patrick Bateman, because I wish I never had children.
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post #17 of 30
12/1/06 at 11:23am
Ivan Drago, because whatever he hits he destroys.
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post #18 of 30
12/1/06 at 11:32am
John Milton, from The Devil's Advocate.

He's a humanist, you know.
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post #19 of 30
12/1/06 at 11:42am
Colonel Walter E. Kurtz from Apocalypse Now.

You would not even have to invite them to dinner.
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post #20 of 30
12/1/06 at 12:13pm
Sauron from The Lord of the Rings.

'Cause you know he'd give her a ring.
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post #21 of 30
12/1/06 at 1:12pm

It is a good thing I wrap it up

as I believe that Patrick Bateman is my number one choice.

1. Job
2. Refined
3. Rich
4. Great taste in music
5. Lets it out on the whores so little Idalis is okay.

I
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post #22 of 30
12/1/06 at 2:08pm
Terry Benedict. Enjoy the high life while they're dating, then when she breaks up with him, you get to go hang out with Clooney, Pitt and Damon.
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post #23 of 30
12/1/06 at 4:18pm
Ming the Merciless . . . at least until such time he grows weary of her and blasts her into space.
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post #24 of 30
12/1/06 at 4:23pm
Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs..." It puts the condem on the penis".
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post #25 of 30
12/1/06 at 4:48pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Kijen
as I believe that Patrick Bateman is my number one choice.

1. Job
2. Refined
3. Rich
4. Great taste in music
5. Lets it out on the whores so little Idalis is okay.

I

Bateman was already taken. Feel free to try again.
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post #26 of 30
12/1/06 at 5:04pm
David Lo Pan from Big Trouble in Little China. He's already lost 2 wives, and I hear he's into younger women.
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post #27 of 30
12/1/06 at 5:12pm
T-1000 from Terminator 2.

Who knows what the ability to morph your body into anything you want could add to the bedroom.
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post #28 of 30
12/1/06 at 6:54pm
General Mapache from The Wild Bunch, because I will get that mean machine gun in return.
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post #29 of 30
12/2/06 at 10:33pm
Patrick Ross, Species II.

Because if an alien species overtakes earth, it should have a part of my DNA.
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post #30 of 30
12/4/06 at 4:09pm
Jareth the Goblin King (David Bowie) from Labyrinth. He sings, juggles balls, and wears tight pants. The guy just wants to please. Sarah is pretty high-maintenance:

Jareth: I ask for so little. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave.

Jareth: Everything I've done, I've done for you. I move the stars for no one.

Jareth: Sarah, beware. I have been generous till now and I can be cruel.
Sarah: Generous? What have you done that is generous?
Jareth: *Everything*! Everything that you wanted I have done. You asked that the child be taken. I took him. You cowered before me and I was frightening. I have reordered time. I have turned the world upside down. And I have done it all for you! I am exhausted from living up to your expectations. Isn't that generous?

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