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post #1 of 21
12/7/06 at 8:46pm
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This is the place to post horrors of photoshop shit



Take this masterpiece. For a children's movie, it has a provacative title.The title character looks like a diseased Chewbacca. Why is that kid's face in the other kid's crotch?
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post #2 of 21
12/7/06 at 8:47pm
I thought the title referred to that thing on Richard Thomas' face.
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post #3 of 21
12/7/06 at 11:01pm




We must not forget the legendarily bad The Whole Ten Yards cover. I think it inspired a thread on CHUD called "The face of Bruce Willis", in which Chewers lamented over Bruce Willis' horrifically Photoshopped visage. He looks like a chemo patient.
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post #4 of 21
12/7/06 at 11:09pm
It's good that they specified "One Sasquatch"- gives them something to eventually build on for "Big & Hairy Too".
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post #5 of 21
12/8/06 at 4:16am
For some reason, this cover has always garnered a double take. Kidman's face is completely photoshopped onto some stuntwoman's bod.
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post #6 of 21
12/8/06 at 1:58pm
Because it continues to amaze me what a bad choice this was/is:
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post #7 of 21
12/8/06 at 2:10pm


"The Star Wars of Animated Features!!!"
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post #8 of 21
12/8/06 at 5:33pm
I've submitted this one in other shitty cover threads, but it never fails to amuse me:



Hi there.
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post #9 of 21
12/8/06 at 6:12pm
Egg, that cover works so well as an object of endless humor. Brosnan just looks like he could give a fuck. The best part is he's stranded on a tropical isle...but the majority of the cover is white. Way to sell it. "Greatest adventure" my ass.
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post #10 of 21
12/15/06 at 2:30am
No Worst DVD Covers list is complete without Real Genius:




And all I have to say about this one is, WTF man?
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post #11 of 21
1/9/07 at 10:22am
This is my first post here... and I probably should've done it in one of those intro threads or whatever, but I just had to introduce myself via this pice of shit dvd cover!

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post #12 of 21
1/25/07 at 7:52pm
A trifecta of garbage from the undisputed masters of crappy artwork, Miramax/Dimension...

A: This is just wrong for so many reasons.


B: Pay close attention to the Caucasian Stephen Chow, in a scene that has nothing whatsoever to do with the movie:


C: I've shit better DVD artwork. And the enormous picture of Jet is from FIST OF LEGEND, not this. Pitiful.


BONUS: Palm tries to compete with the shit-masters at Miramax, and succeeds with flying colors. Number of helicopters actually in this movie: zero. Extra (dis)credit for downmixing the original audio to 2-channel, while presenting the dub in 5.1 surround.
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post #13 of 21
1/25/07 at 8:35pm
"Undisputed" = ZERO helicopters:

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post #14 of 21
1/30/07 at 9:04pm
Apparently nobody has noticed this... on the DVD (Unrated) cover the American flag in the background is wrong! The flag is hanging vertically yet the stars are in the top right corner. The stars ALWAYS go in the top left corner, whether hanging vertically or horizontally. How can they be so ignorant to make a movie that's so gung-ho about America and the military and screw up one of the most basic laws of displaying our flag? They might as well have just shown it crumpled up on the ground for all the care they've shown.

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post #15 of 21
1/30/07 at 9:13pm
Maybe it was done to signify that John Cena's character, John Triton, loves his country but plays by his own set of rules. If he sees fellow servicemen about to be decapitated he will not wait for back-up, dammit. When jewel thieves kidnap his hot wife he's not the type of guy to let the authorities circle-jerk their way through red tape. No, he gets results his way.
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post #16 of 21
1/31/07 at 1:16am
And he has an unstoppable exploding 18-wheeler for a penis.
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post #17 of 21
1/31/07 at 1:26am
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Originally Posted by LIVINGDEADGUY
They might as well have just shown it crumpled up on the ground for all the care they've shown.
Care??? What about the movie itself?

This cover looks extremely half-assed:




Was that really the best photo available?
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post #18 of 21
2/1/07 at 2:41pm
Right after buying Region 2 release of "Children of Men" I made a custom cover for it, because I just couldn't stand the idea of such a horrible cover sitting somewhere in the middle of my dvd collection.
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post #19 of 21
2/1/07 at 3:18pm
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post #20 of 21
2/25/07 at 7:42am

Only because of the pointless gun.
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post #21 of 21
2/25/07 at 12:59pm
I don't find the flag offensive, but I find it awesome that Jon Cena's penis is making those trucks explode.

EDIT: Litmus got it waaaaaaaay before I did. Sorry to step on toes.
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