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The official celebrity mug shot thread

post #1 of 41
12/11/06 at 4:03pm
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There's too many of these now, so we might as well have an official thread for them. Here's the latest:



http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...62richie1.html

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ECEMBER 11--Here's the Los Angeles Sheriff's Department booking sheet memorializing this morning's arrest of Nicole Richie for suspicion of driving under the influence. The "Simple Life" star, 25, was nabbed at 1:45 AM by California Highway Patrol officers on a Burbank freeway after she was spotted driving erratically. After posting $15,000 bail, Richie (who's listed as 5'1" and 85 pounds) was released from custody and is scheduled for a Tuesday Municipal Court appearance on the misdemeanor charge. She was previously arrested in February 2003 for heroin possession. Back then, the sheriff listed Richie as one inch taller and five pounds heavier. Oh, and in the intervening years her race has apparently changed from white to black. Richie is pictured at right in a mug shot snapped this morning at the Glendale Police Department, where she was booked. (2 pages)
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post #2 of 41
12/11/06 at 4:09pm
85 pounds!? Did she slip through the bars and make her escape?
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post #3 of 41
12/11/06 at 4:15pm
Pretty cute mug shot, actually.
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post #4 of 41
12/11/06 at 4:29pm
What I find odd is that the bail for the felony back in 2003 was only $10k, while the DUI this time around was $15k.
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post #5 of 41
12/11/06 at 4:33pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick
Pretty cute mug shot, actually.
Good call! At 85 pounds however , I'm guessing if you saw the rest of her it wouldn't be as good. Or better, if you like the bag-o-antlers look.
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post #6 of 41
12/11/06 at 4:38pm
Take my wife, please.
To get to the other side.
Nicole Richie is so thin....
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post #7 of 41
12/11/06 at 4:49pm
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Originally Posted by Kevin Matchstick
Pretty cute mug shot, actually.
If you dig 13 year olds.
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post #8 of 41
12/11/06 at 4:51pm
This has always been a favorite of mine:

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post #9 of 41
12/11/06 at 4:52pm
"If you dig 13 year olds."


I'm sure she's really turning heads among the lesbian pedophiles on lockdown. I do concur that it might be the best that skank has ever looked, which is still not very good.
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post #10 of 41
12/11/06 at 4:53pm
85 pounds Kevin. Cliche or not, that's tiny.
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post #11 of 41
12/11/06 at 4:54pm
How long did Tim Allen get put away for dealing coke? Who is it that he reminds me of in that pic, maybe the kid from Real Genius?
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post #12 of 41
12/11/06 at 4:57pm
Maybe Jeff Foxworthy, at least the 70s porn mustache is the same. If you've eeeever sold coke to and undercover cop......you might be Tim Allen.
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post #13 of 41
12/11/06 at 4:59pm
Another I love:



He just really has the look that says "My secret is out. Things will never be the same no matter how hard I try."
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post #14 of 41
12/11/06 at 5:18pm
Tim Allen looks like Timothy Busfield in that photo.
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post #15 of 41
12/11/06 at 5:22pm
Oh no, looks like Grace was under more than just fire on one particular night...

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post #16 of 41
12/11/06 at 5:22pm
And to add insult to injury, she lost in a split decison that night.

The Marv Albert pic's is just a red x for me there Molt.

I think Tim Allen got picked up for drug trafficing and looking like a child molestor.
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post #17 of 41
12/11/06 at 5:26pm
Or, one could just post a link to thesmokinggun
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post #18 of 41
12/11/06 at 5:30pm
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
The Marv Albert pic's is just a red x for me there Molt.
I put in another pic, see if that one appears.

Hey Big Show! Wake Up!

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post #19 of 41
12/11/06 at 5:34pm
Tim Allen went to Western Michigan U in Kalamazoo where my grandparents live (my Grandpa taught at that college as well). Way to represent, Tool Man!
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post #20 of 41
12/11/06 at 5:42pm
Christ, I never knew Bill Bailey was so fucked-up!
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post #21 of 41
12/12/06 at 1:59pm
Marv still didn't come in for me but the Big Show did. THose two would've been great cell mates. In looking up Marv I ran across these gems:
The pre rich geek
The Nature Boy
Tony Montana
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post #22 of 41
12/12/06 at 2:25pm
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
Marv still didn't come in for me
It didn't come in for me either. But I right-clicked and copy and pasted the url into the browser and that worked. What's weird is that when I clicked back to the original thread, all of a sudden Marv was there. Wierd.


Also, Ritchie looks decent because she wasn't all boozed up like must celebrity DUI mug shots. She was hopped up on Vicodin and pot.
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post #23 of 41
12/12/06 at 2:50pm
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
How long did Tim Allen get put away for dealing coke? Who is it that he reminds me of in that pic, maybe the kid from Real Genius?
Yes! He's Mitch at 25 once he realizes that there's no pussy in molecular physics.
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post #24 of 41
12/13/06 at 5:02am
Exactly, he even grew a stache once he had that realization.
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post #25 of 41
12/19/06 at 4:12am
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Natasha Lyonne
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post #26 of 41
12/21/06 at 7:58am
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post #27 of 41
12/22/06 at 1:47pm
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post #28 of 41
12/22/06 at 1:55pm
Lucky for him you can't be arrested for being too dashing.
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post #29 of 41
12/22/06 at 4:16pm
Lyonne looks like a combination of a poodle and Krusty the clown.
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post #30 of 41
12/22/06 at 7:46pm
new is Gus Van Sant for being.. well drunk.

http://www.cnn.com/2006/SHOWBIZ/Movi....ap/index.html
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post #31 of 41
12/22/06 at 7:56pm
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post #32 of 41
12/23/06 at 12:35am
Maybe they were rounding up members of the Soprano family and got confused:
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post #33 of 41
12/29/06 at 3:55pm
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post #34 of 41
12/29/06 at 3:57pm
The only way to keep Mike still for the photo was to promise him a sundae.
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post #35 of 41
12/29/06 at 4:02pm
Dammit Mike, how do you expect to get a title shot against Mason Dixon if you're in jail?
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post #36 of 41
12/29/06 at 5:52pm
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Originally Posted by Nexus
The only way to keep Mike still for the photo was to promise him a sundae.
...with extra thprinkles pleathe.
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post #37 of 41
12/30/06 at 1:01am
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Originally Posted by ElCapitanAmerica

HOW YOU LIKE DEM APPLES GUS???
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post #38 of 41
1/1/07 at 7:17pm
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post #39 of 41
1/3/09 at 1:38am


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Charles Barkley told Arizona cops that he ran a stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up a girl who had "given him a 'blow job' one week earlier," which the former NBA star described as "the best one he had ever had in his life." According to a Gilbert Police Department report, a copy of which you'll find here, police asked Barkley where he was going at the time of the 1:26 AM traffic stop in Scottsdale. "You want the truth? I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job," answered Barkley.

A cooperative Barkley also joked with a civilian police employee that, "I'll tattoo your name on my ass" if it would get him out of the DUI charge.
This is the only "celebrity mugshot" thread I found, although I coulda sworn there was a more recent one. Anyways, I used "Search" and only got this, so, not totally my bad!
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post #40 of 41
1/3/09 at 1:41am
Is he crying? Sweating? Melting? The hell is going on?
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post #41 of 41
1/3/09 at 12:01pm
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Initially assumed he got punched in both eyes.
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