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post #51 of 158
1/4/07 at 3:50pm
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton
I'm not.

Seriously...that thing has lips that have changed to a different effin' color.

That thing is gross. She's been rammed so many times that her pussy lips are sagging, shit-colored fleshy pieces of disgusting makes-me-gag-just-thinking-about-it.
Never have sex with a mother, or anyone over 30 who lost their virginity in their teens.
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post #52 of 158
1/4/07 at 4:07pm
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Originally Posted by Diva
And the url says "Meg Murphy".
Well, yeah, but I didn't see that til later. Turned up on a search for "Becca Manns".
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post #53 of 158
1/4/07 at 4:15pm
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Originally Posted by Graynadian
Never have sex with a mother, or anyone over 30 who lost their virginity in their teens.
But this is a 19-20 yr old cheerleader, so...who wants Arby's?
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post #54 of 158
1/4/07 at 4:17pm
I want to wear her labia for a hat!!

She's a cheerleader, you have to consider her sexual age in dog years.
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post #55 of 158
1/4/07 at 7:18pm
You guys are fuckin' ridiculous. That is in everyway a perfectly healthy, average human vagina. Has nobody explained the birds and the bees to you sexless goons? When the human female is aroused (as I assume a chick jacking herself with a vibrator would be) blood flows to the labia majora and minora causing the engorged and flushed apperence you see. The term for that is vasocongestion. Are her lips normaly on the large side? Maybe, but every vagina is as different as the woman it belongs to. I would bet that the last time some of you guys were near a pussy was when you were born.
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post #56 of 158
1/4/07 at 7:21pm
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Originally Posted by Diva
$10 says this girl put up the picks herself in a an attempt to get a Playboy spread.

As for shaving one's bajingo, I have to say it lends itself to really great sex because all the sensitive lady bits are easily accessible. On the other hand, the only thing worse than a hairy vajayjay is a stubbly one and shaving all the time is just a pain. That, combined with the fact that a bare beaver is just visually displeasing, I prefer to have a neatly trimmed hoo-ha.
Diva, you're a college graduate. It's OK to say "vagina."
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post #57 of 158
1/4/07 at 7:22pm
Damn. That was cold. I was wondering why so many guys were grossed out but I didn't want to sound mean. Pussies is all different.
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post #58 of 158
1/4/07 at 7:42pm
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Originally Posted by Greg Clark
Diva, you're a college graduate. It's OK to say "vagina."
If Steve Carrell can call it poon, so can I. Pooter's good, too.
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post #59 of 158
1/4/07 at 7:43pm
I thought pooter was an asshole.
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post #60 of 158
1/4/07 at 7:44pm
I've always known it as a slang for pussy.

Edit: Urban Dictionary

It's listed as both here, so I guess we are all winners.

Edit #2: Wikipedia

Wiki has it listed as an asshole. Oh well.

Some of the slang for vagina are hilarious. "Vertical bacon sandwich" may be my favorite. "The Winter of My Discontent" is a close second.
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post #61 of 158
1/4/07 at 8:48pm
Have some of you not ever touched a girl? I'd have that with a side of rice and beans. I'd have that upside down and diagonal. I'd have it in a box, I'd spend all night with that fox. She's too blond and doll-like for my liking, which means there's no relationship there, but are some of you gay? You'd have to be to turn down that snatch, and even if you were gay, I'd still kinda doubt you. However, ten bucks says this "story" is fake.

Also, there's no anal in these pictures, but she does it. Oh yes, I can easily tell, she does it.
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post #62 of 158
1/4/07 at 9:02pm
The lady's name is Becca Mans or Mann or something like that.

She got kicked out of the University and the team. No one knows for certain how the photos got out, but that hasn't stopped several places from making up their own reasons.

But, check the UofL cheerleader roster or google photo search for Becca UofL cheerleader.

It's her.
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post #63 of 158
1/4/07 at 11:12pm
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Originally Posted by Diva
If Steve Carrell can call it poon, so can I. Pooter's good, too.
Pooter sounds like it should be coming out of the mouth of some white trash, 3-toothed jackass who has Cheetos stains all over his "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.
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post #64 of 158
1/4/07 at 11:28pm
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton
Ok, so...aside from the pube thing...

Her pussy is disgusting!

Honestly...it looks like it would try to wrap itself around your face and eat you...
Whatever, Lovecraft. I was at work all day, but looking at it again tonight, there's nothing wrong at all with that snatch. You want some ugly vahjiin, feast your souls upon some labioplasty pics.
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post #65 of 158
1/5/07 at 12:34am
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Originally Posted by 70sCinema
Whatever, Lovecraft. I was at work all day, but looking at it again tonight, there's nothing wrong at all with that snatch. You want some ugly vahjiin, feast your souls upon some labioplasty pics.
Yea... I'm convinced Jared prefers cock. Thus, you're fighting a losing battle.

Those are fine looking skunk guts (the original post).
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post #66 of 158
1/5/07 at 1:19am
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Originally Posted by Diva
$10 says this girl put up the picks herself in a an attempt to get a Playboy spread.

As for shaving one's bajingo, I have to say it lends itself to really great sex because all the sensitive lady bits are easily accessible. On the other hand, the only thing worse than a hairy vajayjay is a stubbly one and shaving all the time is just a pain. That, combined with the fact that a bare beaver is just visually displeasing, I prefer to have a neatly trimmed hoo-ha.
Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.

Is Diva in some sort of competition for most obnoxious fucking person ever? This post clinches it.
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post #67 of 158
1/5/07 at 1:34am
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Originally Posted by Will Kane
Pooter sounds like it should be coming out of the mouth of some white trash, 3-toothed jackass who has Cheetos stains all over his "I'm with Stupid" t-shirt.
That's why it's funny.

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Originally Posted by Smeagol
Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.

Is Diva in some sort of competition for most obnoxious fucking person ever? This post clinches it.
Someone needs to get laid, huh?
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post #68 of 158
1/5/07 at 1:39am
Ignore him. Tell us more about your snatch. Kids, take notes.
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post #69 of 158
1/5/07 at 1:54am
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Originally Posted by Smeagol
Jesus Christ, shut the fuck up.

Is Diva in some sort of competition for most obnoxious fucking person ever? This post clinches it.
Whatever Diva's faults may be, this is the wrong post to get one her.

Seemed reasonable and on-topic to me; go do yer hatin' someplace else.


And is it too late to heartily 2nd Mundt's post? Some of you guys need to have sex with a person who is not yourself.
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post #70 of 158
1/5/07 at 1:55am
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Originally Posted by 70sCinema
Ignore him. Tell us more about your snatch. Kids, take notes.
You people are discussing the finer points of labeling a vagina something insultingly childish and stupid and *I* need to get laid? Never mind how apparently some of you are actually eager for the intellectually stunted internet harpy that is Diva to regale you with tales of her twat. This thread is somehow an assault on all five of my senses.
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post #71 of 158
1/5/07 at 1:56am
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Originally Posted by Smeagol
You people
Fuckin' racist.

Diva talking about her second haircut is slightly less boring than another CHUD Diva dogpile, so yeah, I'll take it.
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post #72 of 158
1/5/07 at 1:59am
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Originally Posted by Chavez
Whatever Diva's faults may be, this is the wrong post to get one her.
Nah. This thread was actually somewhat entertaining until the vaginal baby-talk came around and punched me in the head repeatedly.

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Originally Posted by 70sCinema
Fuckin' racist.
That actually made me laugh out loud. How hilariously unexpected. Good on you.

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Originally Posted by 70sCinema
Diva talking about her second haircut is slightly less boring than another CHUD Diva dogpile, so yeah, I'll take it.
Again, nah. I'd take the dog pile any day. If you want Diva discussing her grooming habits, there are plenty of other threads I'm sure she's brought them up in within this very forum. Would not surprise me if she, or somebody else, had made a whole thread devoted so such a thing.
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post #73 of 158
1/5/07 at 2:01am
Thanks.

I thought the whole point of her one post was to cram a bunch of dumb pussy names into one sentence, to humorous effect. She was doing a bit.
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post #74 of 158
1/5/07 at 2:06am
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Originally Posted by 70sCinema
Thanks.

I thought the whole point of her one post was to cram a bunch of dumb pussy names into one sentence, to humorous effect. She was doing a bit.
An insultingly unfunny one. Just because it tries to be funny, does not make it so. I can talk like a baby all I want, does that make it funny? Has Adam Sandler's streak of raging man-child movies taught you nothing about the depths of comedy?
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post #75 of 158
1/5/07 at 2:10am
I didn't watch 'em.

Extra credit for a pussy-word I'd never heard before - "bajingo". You can sing it to the tune of "Django", so better still.
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post #76 of 158
1/5/07 at 2:11am
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Originally Posted by 70sCinema
I didn't watch 'em.
The trailers should be enough. They certainly were even too much for me.
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post #77 of 158
1/5/07 at 2:34am
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Originally Posted by devincf
You do realize that pubic hair is a natural part of post-puberty, right? And that children don't have pubic hair? ANd that thus anyone who completely shaves their pubic hair is returning their genital area to a pre-pubescent state? And that getting off on that is odd?
But children don't have titties to go along with their bald snatches, so it's back to square one.
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post #78 of 158
1/5/07 at 2:35am
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Originally Posted by Smeagol
This thread is somehow an assault on all five of my senses.
Yet you continue to click and respond.

Masochism, it's a beautiful thing.
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post #79 of 158
1/5/07 at 2:48am
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Originally Posted by Chavez
Yet you continue to click and respond.

Masochism, it's a beautiful thing.
Dare I waste the effort to research the highly probable hypocrisy of that statement?
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post #80 of 158
1/5/07 at 3:13am
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Originally Posted by Smeagol
Dare I waste the effort to research the highly probable hypocrisy of that statement?
Attempting to find hypocrisy in that statement WOULD be wasted effort.

But it's your time, use it as you see fit.
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post #81 of 158
1/5/07 at 3:16am
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Originally Posted by Chavez
Attempting to find hypocrisy in that statement WOULD be wasted effort.

But it's your time, use it as you see fit.
Wow. You said that with such gusto, I almost believed it for a second. I think the capitalized WOULD really pushed that one past the goal post.

I guess I shouldn't point out the obvious fact that you're clearly wasting your own time arguing with someone you probably think is below you.

EDIT: Because pushing something into the end zone didn't seem to make as much sense as pushing it past the goal post upon second thought.
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post #82 of 158
1/5/07 at 3:37am
*sniffs air* Uh oh. I think I smell a meltdown coming this a-way.
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post #83 of 158
1/5/07 at 3:43am
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Originally Posted by Smeagol
I shouldn't point out the obvious fact that you're clearly wasting your own time arguing with someone you probably think is below you.
I don't place myself above anyone but the obviously stupid (a category you don't look to be a part of) and I'm not the guy posting in a thread that "offends all five of my senses."
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post #84 of 158
1/5/07 at 3:44am
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Originally Posted by Vader
*sniffs air* Uh oh. I think I smell a meltdown coming this a-way.
Me or him?
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post #85 of 158
1/5/07 at 3:52am
I'm no stranger to the vagina, but come on. At that age, she had to work really freaking hard to get beef flaps quite so prevalent.
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post #86 of 158
1/5/07 at 4:04am
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Originally Posted by Chavez
Me or him?

Him.
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post #87 of 158
1/5/07 at 5:18am
Jesus, if a guy can't come on Chud and make some horribly offensive jokes about the quality of a stranger's vagina without getting a lecture, where can he go? Where, I ask?
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post #88 of 158
1/5/07 at 5:20am
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Originally Posted by Schwartz
Jesus, if a guy can't come on Chud and make some horribly offensive jokes about the quality of a stranger's vagina without getting a lecture, where can he go? Where, I ask?
What Would Tyler Durden Do?
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post #89 of 158
1/5/07 at 6:09am
That chick looks like a slutty bunny rabbit.

I am in the anti-shaved camp. I prefer it trimmed in the shape of a trapezoid.

Smeagol, you gotta lighten up. Saying vagina instead of a cheesy slang term doesn't make you some kind of a sexual aristocrat.

On the topic of the aesthetics of her vajoiner, it's tough to look at in some of those pics because the camera is one inch away. At some point shots like that go from porn to gynocology. I mean, if I took a picture of my balls from point blank range you would be disgusted but in all actuality I have a very ruggedly handsome sac.
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post #90 of 158
1/5/07 at 6:17am
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
I mean, if I took a picture of my balls from point blank range you would be disgusted but in all actuality I have a very ruggedly handsome sac.
Mine look like the landscape of Iraq up close, but in actuality they look like rejected Lord of the Rings creatures.


As for the girl, her snizz is funky and all, but it's her eyes that are fucked up (esp that last one).
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post #91 of 158
1/5/07 at 12:55pm
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Originally Posted by Smeagol
You people are discussing the finer points of labeling a vagina something insultingly childish and stupid and *I* need to get laid? Never mind how apparently some of you are actually eager for the intellectually stunted internet harpy that is Diva to regale you with tales of her twat. This thread is somehow an assault on all five of my senses.
Yup. Laid.
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post #92 of 158
1/5/07 at 12:57pm
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Originally Posted by 70sCinema
I didn't watch 'em.

Extra credit for a pussy-word I'd never heard before - "bajingo". You can sing it to the tune of "Django", so better still.
You can thank Scrubs for that one.
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post #93 of 158
1/5/07 at 1:10pm
Wow, I don't think I've ever seen a picture of an asshole in such high resolution before. They must have a very nice camera.
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post #94 of 158
1/5/07 at 2:24pm
Thank you all. This thread is one of the funniest I have read in months. I've been laughing out loud for about five minutes now. I love you all and wish to bear your groceries.
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post #95 of 158
1/5/07 at 5:43pm
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Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun
I'm no stranger to the vagina, but come on. At that age, she had to work really freaking hard to get beef flaps quite so prevalent.

You are colossal fucking dipshit. Do you really think all pussies conform to one standard appearance? Sexual intercourse in no way effects the labia minora (beef flaps) in form of size or prominance. Her labs are prevalent because they are filled with blood at her hightened state of arousal much like your dong fills with blood when you are aroused.
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post #96 of 158
1/5/07 at 6:20pm
Man, you have got to calm down. You're taking this way too seriously. It's an ugly vagina, and fun was poked at it.
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post #97 of 158
1/5/07 at 6:21pm
Among other things.
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post #98 of 158
1/5/07 at 6:37pm
The lips really arent that bad, it not like they look like this.

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post #99 of 158
1/5/07 at 7:25pm
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Originally Posted by AlmightyShmun
Man, you have got to calm down. You're taking this way too seriously. It's an ugly vagina, and fun was poked at it.
It is a fine looking vagina, dipshit.
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post #100 of 158
1/5/07 at 7:43pm
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Mad Man Mundt again.
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