Shaved. The Truth.

So, are we allowed post-specific avatars now?

Does she work at Sona Laser Center ("CLEAN IT UP!")? I've been thinking about getting my neck lasered.

If we're lucky.

Otherwise, a sane post.

I dig a chick that will go to a hair accrual clinic, honestly. The Harrison Ford in The Fugitive-type pubes. I want Dagobah down there.

"In you must go".

not better, just different? dont feel like you have to lie. its better.

This is something I keep telling people. There aren't too many kids around with a playboy bunny shaved into a soul patch resembling that "V" thing on a Gundam robot's head.

I want to ditto what Nick said, but something I don't believe I ever saw mentioned in the other thread is the fact that women (and men) also go bald down below is because it heightens the pleasure during sex due to a greater surface area for more friction between partners. Pretty simple.

I still think you guys are pulling a big joke on me with this whole "women who shave" idea. I'm not falling for it.

The worst part about eating bald pussy? Trying to get the diaper back on.

I mentioned it, but was jumped on by Smeagal for using the word bajingo. This, by far, is the most important reason for shaving.

Also, long pubes start to hurt my follicles if I've been doing it too much. Although I suspect that not too many people have that problem. That, btw, is not a reason to shave my pubes but to keep them trim and tidy.

ah, good looks. sorry for missing it.

also, 70sCinema's comment had me laugh out loud in a starbucks. fucking great.

Ladies, I promise, if you shave, I shave.

Men, it makes you look MUCH bigger. I'm going from Megatron to Unicron here.

Yeah I always make sure to do my manscaping. If you present the girls a more attractive package they are more inclined to greet it with a smile. And not call the cops.

And that's...One To Grow On™.

Fuck you, pedo.

I've never felt that much of a difference. Of course, it's between nothing and well-groomed, so it might be different if you were starting with the amazon rain forest. Personally, I don't think I'll ever want to stay entirely hair-free, but when I get a little spare change, I'm definitely doing some laser hair removal. Never having stubble or ingrown hairs there again? Priceless.

"Easy to maintain"? A razor every other day, (and, really, dude, I have my legs and my underarms to contend with already), or every two weeks at the salon is "easy to maintain"? Have you priced a Brazillian wax lately?, (Have you had a brazillian wax lately? That shit hurts!) Easy to maintain is a natural bush. All I would have to do is trim it once in a while to not get ingrown hairs.

"Hygenic"? Soap and water is your friend. Hair or no, you've gotta wash it every day.....at least. Does hair really make it that much more dirty in 24 hours?

I tell you what, Nick; you're a hairy Italian guy.....let's get you up on the table and rip all the hairs off your most sensitive parts, bi-monthly and we'll see how you like it.

If you sell tickets to this, I am SO there.

I'll take up for Nick's argument here.

First of all, depending on the woman, her biology, her sexual activity, and the time of the month, in addition to urine and feces, there may be a certain degree of discharge. Yes, it's there regardless of hair, but hair does retain more and is more difficult to clean than depilated - true of men's faces, too, ya know. As for soap and water - soap messes with the normal flora (setting yourself up for bacterial or yeast vaginitis or vulvitis) so you actually *shouldn't* use soap - hot water alone or a femine cleanser is better.

It is higher maintenance, but so are a lot of things about hygiene - like handwashing.

Now that's what I'd call editing Grizzly Park.

Har har!

Not so. As long as one uses a soap that is pH balanced, there should be no interuption of the natural vaginal self-cleaning mechanism. Most "feminine" cleansers use scent, which can wreck havoc on a woman who has sensitive skin or allergies.

edit to add: the most notorious culprit of yeast infections is pantyhose.l

Actually, it's not about pH, it's about killing the bacteria.

And who the hell wears pantyhose?

Well, yes, it's about killing bacteria, but, my dish soap will do that. The healthy pH balance will go far to prevent the afflicition that one might call, "stinky pussy".

And I have heard tell of these women who still wear pantyhose. Or maybe it's a myth; like Unicorns and virgins.

Ummm, not me!

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Do bank robbers still wear pantyhose? I always liked that look.

Laser removal is sorta like the anti-tattooing. You're doing something a little more permanent, though, all things. Cept it'll be different when we're all old and crusty and hanging out at the retirement home and the grannies will have no bush.

I don't know if I want a laser near my ladybits. (my knees just clenched together of their own volition.)

And isn't that stupid? I would probably think about doing a laser treatment on my underarms or my legs.....well, that might be spendy; I'm really tall.

But then again, what the hell do I know? Once every two weeks I lay on my back with my knees spread and let some woman spread hot wax on me. *chagrined*

My question is how long does the laser hair removal take? I mentioned the procedure once to my wife during a discussion about women and hair removal. My wife said that the process takes forever since the doctors have to go and laser each individual hair follicle. So if the woman is hairy, then the process can be very long and very expensive.

I know that I've shaved my man-parts before and it was the hair growth afterwards that stopped me from doing it again.

A dude trimming his Ringo to keep things neat and under control down there is perfectly reasonable. A dude shaving his crotch bald as a baby's head is fucking GAY.

Girls shaving their sarlaacs...ehh. Nice when she's Friday Night Fresh, not so hot when it's Thursday morning and it feels like you're fucking a glaive thanks to all the stubble.

No, the laser thing sounds cool. Either that or wait till she's sleeping and slap some chromium down there until her crotch is as slick as a Turok cover.

Just not a fan of the daily razor approach.

Yeah, he's getting kickbacks.....the secret is out.

edit to add: this was for Nick.

Hey Nick, have you lasered your balls yet? Because that sounds like a lot of fun. It would be like that scene in GOLDFINGER.

Intense! They should use that for the opening of one of those werewolves vs vampires movies.

It's not like electrolysis when they have to take hold of each hair individually. The laser does an area (like 2 square inches) at a time. And the price is typically per body area and per treatment (e.g. "bikini area" x 8 treatments). Some places have a guarantee and will do follow-up treatments for free to ensure long-lasting effects.

There's not a single word in that sentence that doesn't make me wanna hurl.

"You may fire when ready."

For my first post what a topic, I shave I love it,my lady loves it and hates the hair. She views it as a cocksucking courtesy. Who wants hair in the mouth. I prefer a shaved women or atleast well groomed and I have no adolecent agenda or whatever it was that was stated about it. Nothing like the cool breeze on my freshly shaved walnuts

I got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me? That's fucking teamwork!

As a female who in her life has gone from tomboy no maintenance to girlie high maintenance, I have to say even though the high maintenance is hard sometimes it is much more comfortable for me.

You will find over time that the hair does not grow back as fast or as thick. It becomes softer. I am a hairdresser by trade so hair is my thing. The old wives tales about hair becoming thicker when it is shaved are just that, old wives tales. If the way to thicken hair was to shave it off we could cure male pattern baldness with a razor blade. The effects on the hair on the outside do not effect the hair follicle on the inside. The reason hair feels thicker when it has been shaved is because the end has been cut off bluntly. When hair grows and is left to grow the ends split slightly and become "feathery", when we shave it off it becomes straight again and therefore spiky. This is the same thing with the colour. Shaving does not make hair grow back darker. When hair hasn't been shaved it has been exposed to the sun and has been naturally lightened, when we shave it off we get the brand new proper colour hair.

I have a Brazillian but without wax or razors. I use a depilatory cream once a fortnight. It is for sensitive skin of course and is fine as long as it is done properly. I would definitely have laser if I had the money, that would mean no more Brazillian Snatch Scratch every week and a half. However, the hair has become softer from not being shaved and is much easier to remove. I dunno if its cleaner, but I feel like it is.

I do find sex is better without the hair and I especially find masturbation easier and more fun without all that in the way.

I've never been with a guy who does it but maybe I should convince my bf, I hate hair in my teeth.

Anyone have a cigarette? Or a Kleenex?

Shea butter works great to protect areas while using depilatory creams. I'm with you, my dear, depilatory creams make for soft stubble, and make maintaining a Brazilian much easier.

For me it's not the hair in my teeth that are the problem, though, it's the one's that end up in the very back of my mouth, tickling my soft palate/oropharynx. They're harder to get out, at least not without unsightly coughing, spitting, and/or reaching my fingers into the back of my mouth. Ugh.

The body butter I use is an Ayurvedic one with coconut and tumeric. Very nice.

I just clicked the link in your siggie Belethedheliel and I giggled. I certainly won't be showing that one to the bf. I think hair in my teeth will be the least of my worries if he reads that one, I don't think I'll be getting any at all for a while!

FWIW, you do know there isn't much (if any) evidence behind the Ayurvedic system, right?