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What politically incorrect Oscar awards do you want to see in 2007?

post #1 of 16
1/12/07 at 7:12am
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Be they acting, film and / or technically related, what humorously - creatively witty and politically incorrect new Oscar award categories would you like seeing offered at the 2007 Oscars (and all future ones) despite your being well aware there's probably zero chance that such an Oscar will ever be offered. Please say why you'd like seeing each new Oscar category award given.
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post #2 of 16
1/12/07 at 9:39am
Politically incorrect? Like "Best Nigger"?
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post #3 of 16
1/12/07 at 11:00am
Or "Faggiest Fag", perhaps? You're trying way too hard here.
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post #4 of 16
1/12/07 at 11:03am
Blood Dimond winning for "Best White Saviour?"
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post #5 of 16
1/12/07 at 11:32am
I guess they could re-dub the "Lifetime Achievement Award," to "The Old Fucker never got it done and he's about to kick the bucket so we're throwing him a bone Award."
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post #6 of 16
1/12/07 at 12:19pm
For "Best use of the Jew": Borat.
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post #7 of 16
1/12/07 at 1:12pm
Best rape scene?

Breakthrough jailbait in a comedy? a drama?
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post #8 of 16
1/12/07 at 5:04pm
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Originally Posted by Madman Mundt
Politically incorrect? Like "Best Nigger"?
Now, now this is the Oscars, can't be crude.

Best use of a black guy in a stereotypical black guy role. See how that rings of classiness?!
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post #9 of 16
1/14/07 at 8:52pm
I've long thought they should do away with the "Best Actress" categories. Everybody knows that the only things women can do well is cook and be naked.
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post #10 of 16
1/15/07 at 12:57am
If this is politically incorrect wouldn't it also feature Best Tits and Twat on screen? I mean this award needs to be created to give incentive for future nude scenes.
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post #11 of 16
1/17/07 at 12:04pm
On a more serious note, there need to be stuntman Oscars. That way we can do, "Best Ass-Kicking".
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post #12 of 16
1/23/07 at 6:54pm
"Best pulling the sheet up over the breasts after a hot night of fucking in a PG-13 film".

"Best incest joke".

"Best thirtysomething actor/actress in a teen role".

"Best job making a pre-teen female look sexy without actually going into the area of child porn".

"Best job of a cast at pretending an ugly actress is actually hot". (AKA the Sarah Jessica Parker Award)
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post #13 of 16
1/24/07 at 1:32am
The Tim Robbins/Susan Sarandon Award for best attempt at hijacking the ceremonies and pushing your bullshit political cause no gives a shit about.
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post #14 of 16
1/24/07 at 3:36am
Achievement in retardation imitation.
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post #15 of 16
1/24/07 at 3:45am
Perhaps CHUD ought to put together its own awards for things that, politically incorrect or just plain silly, the Oscars never consider. Chewers could submit their nominee choices.
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post #16 of 16
1/24/07 at 4:14am
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Originally Posted by Nexus-6
Achievement in retardation imitation.
They just call it "Best Actor".
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