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Who is the hottest straight up Latina chick?

Poll Results: Which one?

 
  • 14% (7)
    Eva Langoria
  • 2% (1)
    Vannessa Bryant
  • 6% (3)
    Jennifer Lopez
  • 16% (8)
    Eva Mendez
  • 0% (0)
    Talisa Sotto
  • 60% (29)
    Salma Hayek
48 Total Votes  
post #1 of 48
1/14/07 at 6:28pm
Thread Starter 
Who is it?
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post #2 of 48
1/14/07 at 6:35pm
I give up. Who?
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post #3 of 48
1/15/07 at 5:21am
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Originally Posted by Samurai Mike
I give up. Who?
Michelle Rodriguez. Oh, no, wait, she's not a straight latina chick. Damn. Oh, well, pair her with any of the above (or, for example, Cameron Diaz or Penelope Cruz) for a fun lesbian latina fantasy.
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post #4 of 48
1/15/07 at 9:39am


Will the winner get to put on a latex suit and spank the runner-up?
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post #5 of 48
1/15/07 at 3:43pm
I find myself completely unable to decide on such a crucial matter until copious photographic data is presented so that a proper scientific study can be made.

Gentlemen, you know what to do. Here's my contribution:

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post #6 of 48
1/15/07 at 3:57pm
Heh, nice placing of the painting.
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post #7 of 48
1/15/07 at 4:11pm
Yeah, Salma is hot, but her reflection is messed up in that picture.
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post #8 of 48
1/15/07 at 4:26pm
Haven't you seen From Dusk Till Dawn? She's not just latina, she's a vampire. Which makes her even hotter.
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post #9 of 48
1/15/07 at 6:04pm
Adriana Lima is much hotter than Salma Hayek......
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post #10 of 48
1/15/07 at 9:15pm
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Originally Posted by Astromarine
I find myself completely unable to decide on such a crucial matter until copious photographic data is presented so that a proper scientific study can be made.
How's this?



And if that didn't work for you, try this...

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post #11 of 48
1/15/07 at 9:43pm
Hey now! Apparently Mendes is in the Feb. issue of Maxim...

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post #12 of 48
1/15/07 at 11:12pm
Mere pictures cannot determine the degree of hotness of the aforementioned Latina Lovelies. I'm hereby offering my services to meet each of these ladies for some, um, hands-on scientific research (followed by a nice dinner, maybe some dancing).

I'll base my opinion on mental prowess, athleticism, stamina, personality, how they look in my bed, er, um, swimsuits! Meant to say swimsuits! Oh, and evening gowns... classy ladies like these should have evening gowns. Or lingerie... yes, skimpy, lacy, lingerie. Lots of cleavage and legs.... lovely, lovely legs... yes, and uh, um.... er... 'scuse me, fogged up my glasses again.

Anyway, cause I love you guys, and am willing to risk life and limb (especially when my wife finds out), I'm prepared to take one for the CHUD team and solve this query once and for all.

Anyone got a spare plane ticket to LA? I'm just sayin...
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post #13 of 48
1/16/07 at 12:17am
......translation: he's going to see which one is the easiest to jack off too.
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post #14 of 48
1/16/07 at 9:50am
I don't know where this Eva Mendez support is coming from (you guys went to see Step Up, didn't you?), but it's gonna stop now:



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post #15 of 48
1/16/07 at 2:17pm
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post #16 of 48
1/16/07 at 2:56pm
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
......translation: he's going to see which one is the easiest to jack off too.
I plead the Fifth. (Damn you, Miyagi-san!! DAMN YOU!!!)
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post #17 of 48
1/16/07 at 3:12pm
Salma Hayek had this look that tells you she'll suck every single fluid out of your body over and over again.

Eva Mendez and Adriana Lima are both stunning women, but Hayek is apparently 5 foot of fury.

Advantage: Salma Hayek
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post #18 of 48
1/16/07 at 7:19pm
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
Adriana Lima is much hotter than Salma Hayek......

Idiot! I said straight up Latina. Not mixed latina.
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post #19 of 48
1/16/07 at 7:23pm
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post #20 of 48
1/16/07 at 8:41pm
Y'all are not looking in a very broad scope. How about Fabriella Quesada?




(ETA add'l images)
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post #21 of 48
1/17/07 at 4:53am
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Originally Posted by Spike1983
Idiot! I said straight up Latina. Not mixed latina.
Lima is from Brazil. What percentage of her is not latina?
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post #22 of 48
1/17/07 at 7:48am
Selma Hayek any day of the week.

It's not even tough.
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post #23 of 48
1/17/07 at 9:39am
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
Lima is from Brazil. What percentage of her is not latina?
Brazilians started out as a mix of portuguese and african, and only much later did italians and chinese go into the pot.

So I guess an 85% of her is not latina.
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post #24 of 48
1/17/07 at 10:55am
Have to go with Salma Hayek. I've had the hots for her since "Desperado". Then I saw her dance in "From Dusk Til Dawn", and I nearly passed out.
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post #25 of 48
1/17/07 at 11:16am
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Originally Posted by Nexus
So I guess an 85% of her is not latina.
Oh come on. You actually take time to respond to our own village idiot Spike1983 ? There's no one who's 100% latino. Most spaniards have moorish blood to some degree, so does that make them blacks ? If so, then latinos are too. That's just dumb reasoning.

And Salma Hayek is the shit.
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post #26 of 48
1/17/07 at 11:40am
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Originally Posted by Martin Savage
Oh come on. You actually take time to respond to our own village idiot Spike1983 ? There's no one who's 100% latino. Most spaniards have moorish blood to some degree, so does that make them blacks ? If so, then latinos are too. That's just dumb reasoning.

Miyagi's statement was dumb to begin with, I just dumbed it up some more.

But truthfully speaking, it's a stretch to consider brazilian people, on the whole, a latino people.

But yeah, Salma Hayek is truly the holy shit so this thread shouldn't even be a debate.
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post #27 of 48
1/17/07 at 11:44am
Man, I love my latinas. Best in bed, bar none- test that theory.

My vote here goes for Eva Mendes. Training. Day.
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post #28 of 48
1/17/07 at 8:40pm
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post #29 of 48
1/18/07 at 3:47am
What a bunch of pretentious twits you people are Nexus and Spike1983. "Oh look at me, I'm such a refined and cultured person with my supposed knowledge of latinas." Dumbasses. First of all Latin America includes Brazil and the rest of south america and everyone from there is commonly refered to as latino. Secondly the root term latin comes from Italy so the whole thing is pretty retarded. People from all the romance language countries (Spain, Portugal, Italy, even France) could be and are called latin. So in summary, you are morons and Adriana Lima is a latina from Brazil. And she's much better looking, especially her face, than Salma Hayek who has a fucking monobrow and is 4'11".
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post #30 of 48
1/18/07 at 10:13am
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
What a bunch of pretentious twits you people are Nexus and Spike1983. "Oh look at me, I'm such a refined and cultured person with my supposed knowledge of latinas." Dumbasses. First of all Latin America includes Brazil and the rest of south america and everyone from there is commonly refered to as latino. Secondly the root term latin comes from Italy so the whole thing is pretty retarded. People from all the romance language countries (Spain, Portugal, Italy, even France) could be and are called latin.

Jesus, take it down a notch. I can't really speak for spike, but I was just shooting the shit. If you're the kind of guy that thinks acting refined and cultured means discussing celebrity babes, then I'm sorry to tell you you are rather trashy.

First of all, I'm portuguese. And I don't believe cosidering someone "latino" has anything to do with language anymore. Provided a girl comes from (or her parents do) spanish-speaking countries, is dark-skinned and thick-lipped, she can be considered a latina.
Brasil does not strike me as a country of latinos, mostly because few people in Portugal consider themselves latinos, and Brazil is a much denser melting pot of cultures and ancestry than the US.

Second of all, take a goddamn break. You are clearly not emotionally balanced, so instead of angrily typing on the internet you should go listen to Kenny G or Michael Bolton.
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post #31 of 48
1/18/07 at 7:17pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
What a bunch of pretentious twits you people are Nexus and Spike1983. "Oh look at me, I'm such a refined and cultured person with my supposed knowledge of latinas." Dumbasses. First of all Latin America includes Brazil and the rest of south america and everyone from there is commonly refered to as latino. Secondly the root term latin comes from Italy so the whole thing is pretty retarded. People from all the romance language countries (Spain, Portugal, Italy, even France) could be and are called latin. So in summary, you are morons and Adriana Lima is a latina from Brazil. And she's much better looking, especially her face, than Salma Hayek who has a fucking monobrow and is 4'11".


Either case, Who really looks like the freakin Moron, when The point of the question was for that women with One Nationality Like Langoria and Not 4 nationalities like Adriana. You Idiot!!!!!!!!!!!
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post #32 of 48
1/18/07 at 7:19pm
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Nexus
Jesus, take it down a notch. I can't really speak for spike, but I was just shooting the shit. If you're the kind of guy that thinks acting refined and cultured means discussing celebrity babes, then I'm sorry to tell you you are rather trashy.

First of all, I'm portuguese. And I don't believe cosidering someone "latino" has anything to do with language anymore. Provided a girl comes from (or her parents do) spanish-speaking countries, is dark-skinned and thick-lipped, she can be considered a latina.
Brasil does not strike me as a country of latinos, mostly because few people in Portugal consider themselves latinos, and Brazil is a much denser melting pot of cultures and ancestry than the US.

Second of all, take a goddamn break. You are clearly not emotionally balanced, so instead of angrily typing on the internet you should go listen to Kenny G or Michael Bolton.


Thank you!
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post #33 of 48
1/18/07 at 7:36pm
Too much arguing, not enough pictures. Let's remedy this, shall we?
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post #34 of 48
1/18/07 at 8:07pm
It sure is strange that Brazilians are included in the Latin Grammys since there are no latinos living there, I wonder if Australians are in the Latin Grammys too with that logic. And for the record I am annoyed by people who arrogantly think they know what they are talking about and don't.
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post #35 of 48
1/18/07 at 8:45pm
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
It sure is strange that Brazilians are included in the Latin Grammys since there are no latinos living there, I wonder if Australians are in the Latin Grammys too with that logic. And for the record I am annoyed by people who arrogantly think they know what they are talking about and don't.
And I am annoyed by people who go to insults so quickly, even if on the internet. I guess we're not gonna be roommates in the enar future.
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post #36 of 48
1/18/07 at 11:27pm
So you are annoyed with yourself then is what you are saying. You called me dumb and Spike1983 called me an idiot before I ever said anything insulting. Get some perspective.

Latin Grammy's include Brazilians, try to explain that.
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post #37 of 48
1/20/07 at 12:39pm
Adriana Lima always looks pissed off to me. Even when she smiles.
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post #38 of 48
1/20/07 at 12:47pm
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
You called me dumb and Spike1983 called me an idiot before I ever said anything insulting.
No, I said you had made a dumb statement.
And yeah, I truly believed you were just horsing around on that post of yours I quoted.
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post #39 of 48
1/20/07 at 9:04pm
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Originally Posted by Greg Clark
Too much arguing, not enough pictures. Let's remedy this, shall we?
What Greg said.
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post #40 of 48
1/20/07 at 9:19pm
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Originally Posted by Nexus-6
What Greg said.
You're using humanity's largest database. It's not tough finding pictures of world-class celebrities.

But, as a peace gesture toward miyagi-san, here's some Ade:


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post #41 of 48
1/20/07 at 9:20pm
And then some more:




Miyagi: friends?
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post #42 of 48
1/21/07 at 8:10am
"Your alright Larusso."
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post #43 of 48
1/21/07 at 6:51pm
What no Rosario Dawson? No Rosie Perez? No Christina Aguilera? No Shakira?
No Camron Diaz (ok maybe not her anymore).
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post #44 of 48
1/21/07 at 9:36pm
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Originally Posted by Wee-Bey
What no Rosario Dawson? No Rosie Perez? No Christina Aguilera? No Shakira?
No Camron Diaz (ok maybe not her anymore).
Rosie fucking Perez? Are you fucking insane? Thank God she was left back in the early nineties where she belongs.

And Aguilera and Diaz hardly qualify for this discussion.
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post #45 of 48
1/21/07 at 11:29pm
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Originally Posted by Smeagol
Rosie fucking Perez? Are you fucking insane? Thank God she was left back in the early nineties where she belongs.

And Aguilera and Diaz hardly qualify for this discussion.



Ok the face is a bit busted. But look at those tits!!
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post #46 of 48
1/21/07 at 11:33pm
As far as the body goes it's definitely Sofia Vergara:

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post #47 of 48
1/21/07 at 11:45pm
Having just watched Dogma today, I'll have to cast my vote for Salma.





Also, she won "Best Nude Scene of 2006" for her ocean skinny dipping scene with Colin Farrell in "Ask the Dust". Click HERE to watch clips.

And while Adriana Lima is definitely hot, she loses points for being a virgin and vowing to stay that way until marriage. Sluts rule!
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post #48 of 48
1/21/07 at 11:48pm
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Originally Posted by Wee-Bey
Ok the face is a bit busted. But look at those tits!!
What's the point of admiring nice tits attached to such an otherwise ugly and annoying cunt when there are plenty to be enjoyed on women who have other worthy features?

EDIT: I forgot to point out the hideous understatement that her face is 'a bit' fucked up. She's not here on the board, why are you being so fucking polite? She's a hag and looks so fuckin' depleted she should be fired from a "Bradley Fighting Vehicle". Not to get off topic, but isn't that disgusting? What in the fuck happened to calling 'em tanks? Fighting Vehicle my ass. Anyway, I also removed the quoting of the pictures so now there are half the images of that hideous stereotypical latina woman in here.
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