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Scarlett Johansson to play Jenna Jameson in a movie?

post #1 of 24
1/18/07 at 12:53pm
Thread Starter 
Probably not.

But that's who Jameson would want, according to this interview.

Okay, she'll never say yes. But imagine the possibilities.
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post #2 of 24
1/18/07 at 1:00pm
Jenna Jameson once again manipulating hormones to her profit. Lamest non-news ever.
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post #3 of 24
1/18/07 at 1:24pm
Well, Scarlett is constantly going on about how she's for nudity in film...
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post #4 of 24
1/18/07 at 1:47pm
If she was a little bigger up top I'd suggest Amy Smart would make a good Jenna Jameson. She seems like she would be up for anything. Rimming, fisting, pee showers. Nothing would be too taboo for Amy Smart.
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post #5 of 24
1/18/07 at 8:11pm
That is the worst picture of Scarlett I've ever seen.

She needs to show her tits if she wants to truly be respected as an actress, and do an anal scene.
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post #6 of 24
1/18/07 at 8:36pm
DVDA. Nuff said.
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post #7 of 24
1/18/07 at 11:12pm
If you're talking Jenna, Miss Duff is the girl for the job:

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post #8 of 24
1/18/07 at 11:28pm
excellent call
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post #9 of 24
1/19/07 at 1:01am
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
excellent call
Yup:

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post #10 of 24
1/19/07 at 9:49am
Needs bigger cans. I would still violate her though. (She's old enough, right?)
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post #11 of 24
1/19/07 at 1:47pm
Would that simple change in number negate your attraction to her if she weren't?
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post #12 of 24
1/19/07 at 1:49pm
Yes. My libido abides by current US law.
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post #13 of 24
1/19/07 at 4:32pm
Scarlett may be the ugliest Hollywood girly out there, with Portman, Dunst, Miller and Holmes/Cruise/Xenu. The truth is if you went to college with any of these girls - they wouldve been ignored.

Duff looks the part a lot more, but has a slimmer chance of accepting it. I would be quite interested in seeing the story and it has the potential to be pretty interesting 'Bettie Page' got pretty great reviews, after all - although this will get more interest due to the nature of the tale and what it stands for now.

Jameson is a stunner though, and does need a suitably attractive actress to portray her.

Anyone here actually read the book?
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post #14 of 24
1/19/07 at 4:42pm
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Originally Posted by Yas
Anyone here actually read the book?
Nah. I was pissed off when I found out it wasn't a pop-up.
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post #15 of 24
1/19/07 at 4:48pm
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Originally Posted by Yas
Scarlett may be the ugliest Hollywood girly out there...
Wow. Speechless.
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post #16 of 24
1/19/07 at 4:50pm
What the fuck? You're not into chicks then, right? I have been wanting to fuck her since hot pants in Ghost World.
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post #17 of 24
1/19/07 at 5:14pm
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Originally Posted by Yas
Scarlett may be the ugliest Hollywood girly out there, with Portman, Dunst, Miller and Holmes/Cruise/Xenu. The truth is if you went to college with any of these girls - they wouldve been ignored.
Hiiiish.

Scarlett may not be your taste, but... oh fuck that; you have either no taste in women or you're gay. That you find Scarlett Johansson not your type is fine, but ugly ? Along with Natalie Portman ?
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post #18 of 24
1/19/07 at 5:22pm
I think he was saying Scarlett was ugly in comparison to those others.

I kind of understand what he's saying. Face-wise, Scarlett isn't that pretty. Her lips are yummi, but they go with the rest of her face. But yeah, when you add the body to the equation it just becomes unimportant.
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post #19 of 24
1/19/07 at 5:32pm
Um, no. Her face, along with the rest of her body, is perfect.
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post #20 of 24
1/19/07 at 5:39pm
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Originally Posted by Nexus
I think he was saying Scarlett was ugly in comparison to those others.
If it's the case then the sentence he wrote was poorly structured, because it indicates the opposite.
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post #21 of 24
1/19/07 at 6:26pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon
Yup:
Duff doesn't look like that any more. She's waifed out these days and died her hair dark.

Not to mention, she would never take the role as she is adamant about chastity. She has publically avowed that she is a virgin and will remain so until marriage, which consequently made her long time boyfriend Joel Madden dump her for skankalicious Nicole Richie (whom based on these photos lead me to believe they've already been getting it on).

And whomever thinks Scarlett is fug, needs to get his eyes checked. Seriously. Unlike Kirsten "Snaggletooth" Dunst, Scarlett's hotness is not debatable.
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post #22 of 24
1/25/07 at 10:13am
Duff looks like a fat dumpy version of Shannon Doherty from a decade ago.

Scarlett is perfection.

The ugly belongs to Kiera "I look like a 13 y/o boy" Knightley. Freaky looking teeth.
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post #23 of 24
1/25/07 at 10:14am
Unless there's some brave actress willing to do "Double Penetration", this film is dead.
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post #24 of 24
1/26/07 at 8:07pm
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Originally Posted by Yas
Jameson is a stunner though
I suppose you're attracted to blow-up dolls, too.
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