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post #1 of 18
Thread Starter 
Or you're fucked, according to this:

http://av1611.org/rockdead.html

I'm not sure what to say about this. Be sure to scroll down to the bottom.
post #2 of 18
that was amazing, thank you
post #3 of 18
The main page is filled with tons of fun reads. If you consider all of us going to hell fun. And hey, it turns out Hell is at the center of the Earth.
post #4 of 18
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Originally Posted by Vader
And hey, it turns out Hell is at the center of the Earth.
It's true! The Ruskies drilled into it, and then their godless government covered it up by administering memory erasures to the witnesses!!!!

Can we just cull these fucking retards already. Some people do not deserve to breathe the same air as me.
post #5 of 18
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Originally Posted by Vader
The main page is filled with tons of fun reads. If you consider all of us going to hell fun. And hey, it turns out Hell is at the center of the Earth.
Wait a minute. I thought Troy McClure was at the center of the Earth.
post #6 of 18
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Originally Posted by JuddL
Can we just cull these fucking retards already. Some people do not deserve to breathe the same air as me.
You're back on this again?
post #7 of 18
I chose death. Like Gandalf.

And I must make this my new avatar...

post #8 of 18
Didn't Jesus die when he was thirty?

JESUS ROCKED!!!
post #9 of 18
I guess they didn't include Sinatra because his advanced age would skew their numbers too much. That being said, it looks like a party in hell!
post #10 of 18
The Earth is a yummy grapefruit.
post #11 of 18
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Carl Cunningham Bar-Kays 67-12-10 18 Airplane crash
!!!

Ghosts roam these message boards! Repent, Sinners!
post #12 of 18

NOTICE THE "FIRE" BEHIND THE MAN LISTENING TO ROCK MUSIC


I wonder how they feel about Stryper?

post #13 of 18
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I wonder how they feel about Stryper?
Depends. They didn't have piercings, right? They may squeak by on a technicality.

Jesus, methinks, woulda dug a Les Paul through a classic Marshall plexi.
post #14 of 18
I see Jesus as more of a Telecaster man.
post #15 of 18
Add a brownface Deluxe and I'll buy into it.
post #16 of 18
I rejected Jesus Christ, but now I'm reconsidering...
Quote:
DON'T BE CAUGHT DEAD WITHOUT JESUS!
and
Quote:
YOU will see HELL. . .
YOU will smell HELL. . .
YOU will breathe HELL. . .
YOU will hear HELL. . .
YOU will feel HELL. . .
YOU WILL BE HELL. . .
are scaring the pants off of me.

By the way, I'd really like to hear that audio clip of "hell" but I don't have realplayer. Anyone listen to it? Is hell kind of a let down?


*edit- Layne Staley didn't make the list. Boo! That guy gets no repect.
post #17 of 18
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Chet Baker 88-05-13 58 Fell out window
WORK OF THE DEVIL


I guess he was defenestrated because he wasn't a rock star per se.
post #18 of 18
I'm a Christian. I've actually stumbled across this before, and all I can say is what a load of bullshit. It's offensive. I hope none of you guys took this seriously, and think that all of us Christians beleive this baloney. It's only music for fuck's sake. What is the world coming too?
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