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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Ew! I never wanted to think of masturbation and Bob Ross at the same time! Ick!
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Welcome to the show, everybody.
We're going to flash our tools across the bottom of the screen so you can feel free to try this at home. (Closed bathroom door...March 1993 issue of SWANK...squirrel...laptop computer with wireless...Cloris Leachman Fan Page URL...noose and plastic bag...grapefruit...)
We're gonna start today with a picture from Cloris Leachman's website...There's a still of her from THE GIANT OF THUNDER MOUNTAIN...now, make sure you're looking at Ms. Leachman and not the Giant...You know, I had the nicest viewer write a letter the other day, thanking me for pointing out what
not to look at...He had some trouble during the Hot Chicks at the Scenes of Car Accidents episode last month...I say that's fine, my friend, but if the sight of a man's intestines on the windshield of a 1982 Datsun gets you going, you go right ahead and do it...Nooooooow, back to Ms. Leachman...
Look at that, that's a happy little erection. Why don't we apply some lotion...riiiiiiiiiight theeeere....Now, I happen to like a lot of lotion, but the beauty of this is that you can do just aaaaaaaaany amount of lotion you like...Do you like some friction?...well you go right ahead, because it's allllllllll up to you....