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Originally Posted by Jcassady
As a throwback, I enjoyed the SNES Super Star Wars series, even if they were some of the hardest games I've ever encountered.
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Super Empire Strikes Back is the reason my mom heard me say Fuck for the first time. It's also the reason she first heard me say God fucking dammit, Fuck you you fucking cocksucker, you want a piece of this lightsaber cock?, Fuckity fuck fuck, yes yes yes yes FUCK, no not another fucking flying level, Yoda's fucking gay and he's not worth this shit, I'll shove this fucking health sword up your ass you fucking swamp monster, Dagobah? How bout Dago-Fuck You, I'll just killed the fucking thing and it fucking comes back?, why the fuck do you get hit when these fucking things blow up, Fuck you Han Sooooolo [then mom saw me
fake masturbation], Come here Vader you wind wielding pussy I've got a mushroom cock for your forehead mother fucker...
You know, the usual junior high stuff.