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What's worse than Mutant Vampire Zombies?

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post #2 of 24
I wonder if it'll be sponsored by Rap Snacks. You ain't hood unless you got Rap Snacks.
post #3 of 24
This might be good for a laugh, but I don't think I'll see it before it comes out on DVD or on-Demand cable.

"Yo, I don't need to be hearin' this, man!"
post #4 of 24
Well there goes my screenplay idea. Now I've got to retool the damn thing, like now they have to be Mutant Vampire Zombies From the Suburbs, or Nymphomaniac Mutant Vampire Zombie Gorillas. Or some shit.
post #5 of 24
just add some hot chicks with big breasts, and some gratuitous sex and no one will be the wiser.

BTW Cameron says hi!
post #6 of 24
What do you mean, add? How do you write a screenplay without those things?

And tell Cameron to get his own account. He should be learning to type by now.
post #7 of 24
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
What's worse than Mutant Vampire Zombies?
I dunno, but the answer's probably in that hyperbole thread.
post #8 of 24
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Originally Posted by Greg David
Well there goes my screenplay idea. Now I've got to retool the damn thing, like now they have to be Mutant Vampire Zombies From the Suburbs, or Nymphomaniac Mutant Vampire Zombie Gorillas. Or some shit.
Zombie pandas, they're cute, but fucking vicious. Now that's some fried gold.
post #9 of 24
[QUOTE=BubWilliams]Zombie pandas, they're cute, but fucking vicious./QUOTE]

GENIUS! PURE FUCKING GENIUS!
post #10 of 24
Reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg (RIP) joke about Koala Infestations:

My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever! Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the lights a bunch of koala bears scatter, and I don't want them to, and I'm like "hey, hold on, fellas! Lemme hold one of you. Feed you a leaf" Koala bears they're so fucking cute. Why do they have to be so far away from me? We need to ship a few over, and I will apprehend one, and hold him, and pet him on the back of his head.
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post #12 of 24
Looks epicly bad. My cup o' tea.

It's gotta be better than Bloodz Vs Wolvez. Has to.
post #13 of 24
C. Thomas Howell is looking kinda Michael Biehny.
post #14 of 24
I wore a Michael Biehny for a while. It had a little propeller on top. I had to get rid of it because it smelled vaguely of ham.
post #15 of 24
rosie o'donnel sex dreams
post #16 of 24
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This movie is fun as shit! Legitimately so, not just to poke fun at.
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post #18 of 24
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
What's worse than Mutant Vampire Zombies?
Mutant Vampire Zombies that can run?
post #19 of 24
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Wait till you see the Überrzombies.
post #20 of 24
Excellent review, boss. I'm definitely going to have to check this one out when it hits DVD (as I know it will never hit a theater screen within 300 miles of where I live).
post #21 of 24
Looking forward to it.
post #22 of 24
sounds great. C. Thomas Howell?? I'm in.
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Originally Posted by Trejo View Post
Mutant Vampire Zombies run?
From the HOOD!


Thanks for showing us the way Alex.
Now i must see it.
post #24 of 24
I'll be sure to check this out when it hits DVD.

And looking back at my earlier post, I still wanna see zombie pandas. They'll kill you with their cuteness and then eat you. Just like that, you got a tagline.
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