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post #1 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:22am
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The Demolition Man thread reminded me how funny a completely random pinball machine can be, so I thought it might be enjoyable to post some pictures anyone might find of a humorous machine. Here's a couple to get started...

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post #2 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:32am
I love how off Shaq's proportions are.
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post #3 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:32am
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post #4 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:33am
Hey, I have the Gottlieb Pinball collection for Xbox, and these gems sure as fuck aren't on it. I'm pissed.
I want Shaq Attaq dammit!
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post #5 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:37am
There is a surprising lack of Shatner on that Rescue 911 machine.
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post #6 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:39am
That's it, I'm suing Gottlieb.
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Originally Posted by Mattimus
There is a surprising lack of Shatner on that Rescue 911 machine.
Maybe there are some good Shatner voice samples?
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post #7 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:50am
I don't want to waste time finding a picture of it, but the Addams Family pinball game was a personal favorite.

If I ever have a nice source of disposable income, I'm going to start collecting these.
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post #8 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:54am
This is more straight up dope than funny:



Back to the amusing:

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post #9 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:58am
Aim between the tits!
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post #10 of 32
3/7/07 at 4:12am




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post #11 of 32
3/7/07 at 11:03am
Damn, these things are expensive! - http://www.pinballmachinesales.com/

They have some of my favorites for sale:








JS
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post #12 of 32
3/7/07 at 11:10am
Oooo, check these two out! The Hoff and Barb Wire. Wish the pic was bigger.



JS
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post #13 of 32
3/7/07 at 12:43pm
Is there an Accused one?
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post #14 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:03pm
Any pinball machine can be an Accused pinball machine!
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post #15 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:14pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Any pinball machine can be an Accused pinball machine!
Yeah, but with the licensed version, it takes special maneuvers to make it "TILT"...

What's versatile about Licensed Movie/TV pinball machines (opposed to video games) is that the gameplay doesn't have to be too unique... So they can actually be pretty diverse with the properties and geared towards their demographic and environment. Dolly Parton on the XBOX 360? Not likely.
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post #16 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:24pm
Oh sweet baby.

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post #17 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:40pm


I played this endlessly back in my college days. Moreso than the Street Fighter II machine sitting across from it in the rec room. Awesome game.
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post #18 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:48pm
Are you afraid of being murdered in your sleep? Take the edge off with some pinball.

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post #19 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:50pm
Molti, no pic is showing up. But this one will, 007 baby!



JS
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post #20 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:54pm
That's weird, the one I posted shows up but I don't see anything for 007. Here's the link to the one I just added:

http://www.realgames.org/KUVAT/Freddy%20pinball.jpg
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post #21 of 32
3/7/07 at 3:56pm
I have to say this may be my favorite thread in months.

Here are some more great ones. This game stole my soul as a child at the local Pizza Hut:



And who doesn't love the Last Action Hero? No one!




JS
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post #22 of 32
3/7/07 at 4:00pm
Hope this one shows up.

Relive the near-tragic space flight, THROUGH PINBALL!

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post #23 of 32
3/7/07 at 4:04pm
Watch out for those damn Daleks!



and I always liked playing the one below

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post #24 of 32
3/7/07 at 4:07pm
Here's a site that has the top 100 modern pinball games. Click on the titles to get a picture of them. The TALES FROM THE CRYPT one looks pretty sick:

http://www.bmigaming.com/top100pinball.htm
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post #25 of 32
3/7/07 at 4:10pm
There are so many good ones out there, it's amazing. I am shocked....shocked!...at how few of these things were made. Many of these units had less than 5,000 ever made. That's incredible. Here are pics of three more favorites I played as a kid/teen:







JS
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post #26 of 32
3/7/07 at 4:35pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Between that game and Saturday Night Slammasters I'm surprised I had money for my tuition. How to turn a five minute study break into 2 hours with a sigle roll of quarters!
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post #27 of 32
3/7/07 at 7:19pm
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post #28 of 32
3/7/07 at 7:51pm
*Cues 80s esque riff*
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post #29 of 32
3/7/07 at 11:45pm
Well, it's obvious Raven has hands on experience with large, oiled objects that shoot their loads.
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post #30 of 32
3/8/07 at 2:15am
I remember seeing Raven in a bowling alley once. Didn't play it, just appreciated the artwork for a while.

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post #31 of 32
3/8/07 at 3:41am
If there was a cake, that one would take it.
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post #32 of 32
3/8/07 at 10:43am
I wonder...if the Accused happened on a Raven pinball machine, would that be considered a threesome?

JS
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