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Thanks CBS for turning my son GAY

post #1 of 28
3/7/07 at 7:02pm
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During Prince's rendition of Purple Rain, which I think is a really great song, there seemed to be a shadow puppet of his (penis). The sheet? that was the backdrop seemed to be (stained?) with something (semen?) My children were watching and now I have to explain to them what a wet spot is on a cum covered sheet. Thanks CBS
One of the many great Superbowl complaints to the FCC that TSG managed to get a hold of.
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post #2 of 28
3/7/07 at 7:10pm
That's a joke right? Like someone sent that to the FCC as a satirical joke? Because if not then I would like smack that person.
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post #3 of 28
3/7/07 at 7:12pm
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Originally Posted by Brendan
That's a joke right? Like someone sent that to the FCC as a satirical joke? Because if not then I would like smack that person.
Well, it was raining during the halftime show.

Raining jizz.
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post #4 of 28
3/7/07 at 7:13pm
Anyone who thinks Prince is a "one-hit has been" should have their children taken away.
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post #5 of 28
3/7/07 at 7:14pm
In all fairness, it probably WAS stained with semen.
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post #6 of 28
3/7/07 at 7:15pm
"I am considering to test my son for AIDS."

Awesome. I love this country so very, very much.
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post #7 of 28
3/7/07 at 7:18pm
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Originally Posted by Mattioli
"I am considering to test my son for AIDS."

Awesome. I love this country so very, very much.
Damnit I was about to post that. Who ever wrote it deserves their own sit-com.
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post #8 of 28
3/7/07 at 7:23pm
This guy brought so much to the ad...
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post #9 of 28
3/7/07 at 7:44pm
Son: "Dad, what is that?"

Dad: "Son, that's a wet spot on a cum covered sheet!"

My suggestion? Say something else.
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post #10 of 28
3/7/07 at 7:46pm
If any of the following people who wrote those e-mails get into elected offices. Then it is truly time to take revolution to the streets.
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post #11 of 28
3/7/07 at 7:49pm

I weep for the state of the written language sometimes. Part of my job is email support for a software company, and the average email communication these days seems to be just crammed with terrible spelling, ALL CAPS FOR EMPHASIS and multiple exclamation points!!!! It all boils down to a barely legible mess.

Texting and email has us all on the road to Idiocracy.
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post #12 of 28
3/7/07 at 7:55pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
If any of the following people who wrote those e-mails get into elected offices. Then it is truly time to take revolution to the streets.
If any of those people get into elected office then it'd be pretty much in keeping with the people who're there already.
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post #13 of 28
3/7/07 at 8:00pm
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Originally Posted by Quarant
If any of those people get into elected office then it'd be pretty much in keeping with the people who're there already.
Touche.

In any case, perhaps a South Park episode will come out of this.
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post #14 of 28
3/7/07 at 8:13pm
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Originally Posted by KABONG
In all fairness, it probably WAS stained with semen.
Just spat coffee onto my lap. Thanks.

Cue another semen joke I'm sure.
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post #15 of 28
3/7/07 at 9:06pm
I just loved the phrase "unable to perform".
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post #16 of 28
3/7/07 at 9:27pm
I'm dizzy with laughter.
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post #17 of 28
3/7/07 at 11:01pm
This is a good one.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive...05072fcc7.html

Frankly this woman has no room to speak. She referred to Janet Jackson as Ms. Jackson, so clearly this woman is nasty. Wah wah wahaaaaaaaa.
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post #18 of 28
3/7/07 at 11:04pm
She is for reaaaaaal.
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post #19 of 28
3/7/07 at 11:15pm
Just think, these people vote and procreate. Xenu help us all.

JS
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post #20 of 28
3/7/07 at 11:19pm
A whole bunch of utterly ridiculous complaints to the FCC about the SUper Bowl a year after the infamous - and much mocked - Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction? They must be totally real! Believe everything you see in print!

Who should I be afraid is procreating?
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post #21 of 28
3/7/07 at 11:48pm
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Originally Posted by Russ Fischer
Well, it was raining during the halftime show.

Raining jizz.

Purple Jizz. Galactus Cometh!
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post #22 of 28
3/8/07 at 3:06am
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Originally Posted by devincf
A whole bunch of utterly ridiculous complaints to the FCC about the SUper Bowl a year after the infamous - and much mocked - Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction? They must be totally real! Believe everything you see in print!
Clearly you've never worked at a TV station.
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post #23 of 28
3/8/07 at 3:39am
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Originally Posted by cognizant
Just spat coffee onto my lap. Thanks.

Cue another semen joke I'm sure.

no, semen shouldn't be brown and produce a burning sensation.
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post #24 of 28
3/8/07 at 7:42pm
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Originally Posted by Marc Wrz
no, semen shouldn't be brown and produce a burning sensation.
So, maybe she had sauce in her taco.
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post #25 of 28
3/8/07 at 8:34pm
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Originally Posted by Marc Wrz
no, semen shouldn't be brown and produce a burning sensation.
If you're ejaculating Heinz '57 sauce, please get to a doctor as soon as possible.
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post #26 of 28
3/9/07 at 1:56am
Prince is awesome becomes he fucks any female he meets. He's like the real James Bond.

I like how the parent was pissed that she/he had to actually explain something to their kids. I bet that's not an everyday thing.
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post #27 of 28
3/9/07 at 5:45am
My theory is Prince is God.

Think about it.

He just does whatever the fuck he wants.
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post #28 of 28
3/9/07 at 5:48am
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Originally Posted by devincf
A whole bunch of utterly ridiculous complaints to the FCC about the SUper Bowl a year after the infamous - and much mocked - Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction? They must be totally real! Believe everything you see in print!

Who should I be afraid is procreating?
Agreed that they're more than likely fake, but stranger things have happened.

I'm sure working for this site alone you've had your share of insane complaints to deal with.
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