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post #1 of 42
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Pleasant, odd, or the kind that won't let you get back to sleep. Post 'em here.

I'm on this reality show. There's about a dozen of us on some kind of sailing ship, and we're simply interacting with one another and the viewers are voting. The catch is, the top seven are safe, the bottom five are executed on live TV the following week. There's a father in the competition who ends up in the bottom five whose son won't -- or can't -- say anything good about him to spare his life. I have some friends there who tell me that if I get voted in the bottom five, they have a plan to rescue me. Fortunately, I make the top seven. Then one of the other top seven, a girl in a wheelchair in what looks like her 20s, reveals that she has cancer and is going to take the place of the father, since she is going to die anyway. There's a lot of uproar over this, and it ends with her rolling her wheelchair off the ship into the ocean, where she drowns.
post #2 of 42
Wow. Really detailed. Interesting as hell but I have no idea what it means.

The two lately that have really stuck with me: A rather hot co-worker and Heather Locklear are engaged in foreplay and keep asking me to join in, but I won't because I'm married (and incidentally, I've had another sex dream involving this same co-worker and the same thing occurs - she all but throws herself at me but I won't participate).

The latest one though is really confusing. Me and the Blue Collar Comedy guys are on top of my house defending it from a zombie attack.
post #3 of 42
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Originally Posted by JGButler
The two lately that have really stuck with me: A rather hot co-worker and Heather Locklear are engaged in foreplay and keep asking me to join in, but I won't because I'm married (and incidentally, I've had another sex dream involving this same co-worker and the same thing occurs - she all but throws herself at me but I won't participate).

The latest one though is really confusing. Me and the Blue Collar Comedy guys are on top of my house defending it from a zombie attack.
The first one is depressing. The second one is the only movie I want to see get made withthe Blue Collar comedy guys.
post #4 of 42
My wife had a dream a couple nights ago that she had sex with another girl and they videotaped it so that i could watch it, but then they invited me in to help out anyway, but she woke up before I joined in.

Story of my life...
post #5 of 42
I had an awesome dream. People were in the park, playing games after dark.

Then my bastard offspring became Paris Hilton's best friend/chief rival.

Fucked up, no?
post #6 of 42
For some reason this week I've had dreams that have dealt with disaster situations. I remember one involving 9/11 and another one involving zombies of some kind.
post #7 of 42
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
The first one is depressing. The second one is the only movie I want to see get made withthe Blue Collar comedy guys.
Two bucks says Larry the Cable guy gets eaten with two minutes and the nation applauds.
post #8 of 42
No fucking way, it's all Engval Entrails. But Ron White ends up killing Larry the Cable Guy, punctuationg the swing of his ax with the words "Shut...the FUCK...UP!". Then he takes a drag on his cigar and giggles to himself bout nothin' particular.
post #9 of 42
I find my weirdest dreams come when I take a nap during the afternoon/early evening. Usually, I'll throw the television on to relax, and more often than not, I'll fall asleep, except I won't be completely asleep -- I'll actually be half-listening to the television while I'm dreaming, and what's happening on the television will then get filtered into my unconsious mind. This is fine when it's a DVD or something, but when it's during the three hour syndicated talk block of Rachael Ray, Ellen, and Dr. Phil....well, you're better off not knowing.
post #10 of 42
A little over a month ago:

I was driving in a parking lot, turned the corner fast and my car turned upside down. I was still in the drivers seat, the car was getting ready to crash and a voice said "not yet" and then I woke up.
post #11 of 42
When I was six (24 years ago) I had this dream:

I walked on gravel in pitch black darkness, not knowing where I was going, how I was going to get there or why it was dark.

And then someone literally turned the lights on (I could hear the sound of a switch being flipped).

And then I was surrounded by over two dozen skeletons who started singing happy birthday to me. In my birthday suit.
post #12 of 42
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Originally Posted by KWolfhard
When I was six (24 years ago) I had this dream:

I walked on gravel in pitch black darkness, not knowing where I was going, how I was going to get there or why it was dark.

And then someone literally turned the lights on (I could hear the sound of a switch being flipped).

And then I was surrounded by over two dozen skeletons who started singing happy birthday to me. In my birthday suit.
Well obviously you'll be one of the few remaining survivors of Captain Tripps...oh and your on the 'good' side.
post #13 of 42
The CGI Scooby Doo from the movies is having sex with a mildly attractive MILF. Except Scooby has very large, human breasts.

I don't want to know what it means.
post #14 of 42
I hardly ever get sick, but I distinctly remember two fever dreams I've had, one when I was like 10, and one I had this year. Those always yield great, upsetting stuff.

The first one involved me holding up the entire planet (it was maybe the size of a beach ball), and after being shouted at from all sides not to drop it I accidentally drop it onto the floor (?) and it shatters into a million pieces, and suddenly I'm surrounded by every person I know and respect screaming at me for ruining the whole world.

And the one from when I got sick last semester is hazy, but it involved serial killers gleefully butchering tons of children in various ways, until it became such a horrific scene even they were terrified and tried to escape, but everybody burned up in an inferno. Keeping that one on file for future screenwriting sessions...
post #15 of 42
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Last night:

First, I'm in what looks like a Depression-era factory. Except all the machines look like they're made out of Lego. There's a big group of overall-clad workers stading around smiling at me, thanking me for something I've done for them. It has the feeling of a union rally. They show me all the perks they're going to give me, like a contract they've signed that's completely blank. And all the while the machines are griding away in all their Lego-y glory.

Later, I'm with some friends and we order tickets for the new Batman movie, since there's a movie theater right next door to where we live. Only that's not the theater we have tickets for, so we miss the show. Then I drive over to another friend's house, listening to the radio, where I hear an old Def Leppard song that sounds just like a DragonForce song. I can't wait to get to my friends and tell them that DragonForce is just ripping off Def Leppard. When I arrive, one of my friends is sitting there with no shirt on. When asked why, he launches into a long story that covers every detail EXCEPT why he's not wearing a shit.

Then I'm at work, which I usually dream as a stylized mixture of Universal, Disney, and Sea World. The geography stays consistent from dream to dream. I'm working at this one ride and I have a long discussion with a manager from Foods about selling snacks in the queue. Then I go up front and collect my paycheck -- precisely $373. While I'm there, what looks like for all the world like an episode of Studio 60 is going on, and Steven Weber is telling some girl that he's calling off their engagement. Chaos ensues. I take my leave and head out to the employee parking lot, and that's when my alarm went off.

Now I was playing Star Wars Lego for about an hour before going to bed, so that explains that part of the dream, but the rest? Damned if I know.
post #16 of 42
Last night:

I basically recapped the entire career of Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons in my dreams, except Frankie Valli left around the time of "Oh What A Night" and he was replaced by some guy named Norman Moon or something. So they were Norman Moon and the Four Seasons.

And then I got up, showered, dressed, came into the office, and made coffee, all under the impression that it was Monday. (This part is for real.)
post #17 of 42
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On Jan. 13, 1954, Connellsville native Norman Moon shot Judge Allison Wade to death in his Warren County courtroom.
There's also a Norman Moon with a couple of instrumental releases back in the late 50s.

But the first one is much more interesting.
post #18 of 42
I don't remember the exact name -- Norman Moon was just the first thing that popped to mind -- and there's no way that I would have come across that first tidbit anywhere in my life so far. The only thing this dream left me with is "Who Loves You" stuck in my head.

(And off topic, am I the only one who thinks it's perpetually hilarious Joe Pesci introduced the Four Seasons to each other?)
post #19 of 42
There is one dream that I've been having since I was in college....it's Summer and it's really hot and the neighborhood that I live in is on fire. I can hear the sirens of fire trucks in the distance, but they never arrive.

For some reason, I think that I'll be safer in the park, which is also ablaze and this man approaches me and I think, why is he wearing a long sleeved, hooded sweatshirt and sunglasses? It's a million degrees and it's dark. So I start running, through this burning park and then I feel a hand on my shoulder and that's when I wake up. Every three or four months I have this dream and you'd think I'd be used to it by now, but I still wake up in a cold sweat and then can't go back to sleep.
post #20 of 42
I had a dream that replayed the scene in the car from Children of Men, with my friends replacing the cast and crew, and instead of trying to kill us, the people on the motorcycle were trying to grope my friend's breasts.

After I successfully stopped them using the foolproof plan of "hitting them repeatedly while telling them to stop it" we arrived at our destination, a house party of sorts. Sadly, Kid N' Play were nowhere to be found. Anyway, at the party she took me aside and "thanked me". With a "blowjob".
post #21 of 42
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Originally Posted by puffycat
There is one dream that I've been having since I was in college....it's Summer and it's really hot and the neighborhood that I live in is on fire. I can hear the sirens of fire trucks in the distance, but they never arrive.

For some reason, I think that I'll be safer in the park, which is also ablaze and this man approaches me and I think, why is he wearing a long sleeved, hooded sweatshirt and sunglasses? It's a million degrees and it's dark. So I start running, through this burning park and then I feel a hand on my shoulder and that's when I wake up. Every three or four months I have this dream and you'd think I'd be used to it by now, but I still wake up in a cold sweat and then can't go back to sleep.
You goin' t'Hell.
post #22 of 42
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
You goin' t'Hell.
*snicker* You sound just like my ex-husband.
post #23 of 42
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Originally Posted by jackspades22
The CGI Scooby Doo from the movies is having sex with a mildly attractive MILF. Except Scooby has very large, human breasts.

I don't want to know what it means.
when they're riding the motorcycle and the hot blonde turned their eyes into oil is fucking scary...regarding your dream I don't know
post #24 of 42
Around the age of 15-16 I once dreamt that I had sex with a girl who turned out to be Jonathan Brandis in a wig.

The lesson? Dreams mean something.
post #25 of 42
Thread Starter 
Last night:

I'm on this ship the seems to be a cross between the Galactica and Babylon 5. There's some sort of undefined threat approaching, and there is debate as to the best course of action. Turns out that, somehow stored away in large cargo holds, we have King Kong and Godzilla, and we can't decide which one to use. Someone goes and releases Godzilla, who floats helplessly flailing into the void, his flame breath fizzing out in the vaccuum. Then King Kong rips open the side of his hold, and inside is a replica of a city skyline that he proceeds to rampage through. The sight of this frightens off the threat and all is well. Except for the rampaging giant gorilla in the cargo hold....
post #26 of 42
Last night I was lying in some kind of elaborate ductwork, trying to rewire the IFF system of some automated gun turrets in a hallway I needed to get through. It was somewhat complicated and I was struggling at, but eventually remembering the requisite steps. I felt like I could've figured it out if I'd had more time.
post #27 of 42
Thread Starter 
A doozy last night:

I'm on a school bus with a bunch of other people heading to a football game at the Meadowlands. The Giants are playing the other New York team, only it's not the Jets, it some weird name like the Flayers or something.

Suddenly we feel the ground shaking, and as we approach an intersection, we see the Ringling Brothers circus parade and a huge train of elephants walking by. As we're stopped, I can see the stadium, and I see a series of flashes like the explosion you see during a controlled demolition. We all run out of the bus to take a better look, and one whole side of the stadium collapses. No one seems at all panicked by this though. But then the ground beneath the rubble starts shaking and a huge hold develops and out pops Godzilla's head. No, really. Everyone starts running, and I'm trying to get to my car but I can't find it.

By this time, it's raining and the wind is howling and there's a very real feeling of the Apocalypse going on. Someone who looks a lot like Ben from Lost is telling someone else it's their fault a group of people have died, demonstrating how every time this person did something, someone died soon after. This person -- who I never got a good look at -- wanders off into exile, and I follow him in sort of an omniscient POV like in the movies. He ends up at a house where, in the wake of the apocalypse, the people have saturated the air in their house with some kind of algae-based liquid that they breathe in like fish and also eat. He joins them happily.

Then I flash to me and my girlfriend in a house. We seem to be the only house that has electricity and phone service and which is in fairly decent shape. My father calls me, asking if I know how to teach any practical skills, since that's going to be invaluable in this new post-disaster world. I say no and he hangs up, and I turn my attention to trying to build defensese around the house from looters.
post #28 of 42
I was in my basement, hiding in the corner, avoiding any and all windows because there was a giant outside with a magnifying glass.
post #29 of 42
I rarely remember any of my dreams except one I have a few times a year.

I'm either eating something or talking to someone and my teeth start to disintigrate like they are made of chalk. Always freaks me out.
post #30 of 42
Had a dream last night that I was cast in "Hot Fuzz". I ended up ad-libbing the entire film and realized that everything I said was coming from the script.
post #31 of 42
Thread Starter 
Last night:

On a snow-covered mountain, on some kind of expedition. It hits midnight, and everyone starts shouting "Merry Christmas!" As that happens, I wander into the toy department of a department store which is loaded with all kinds of wild Star Wars toys that I've never seen before.

The remainder of the night was somewhat unsettling swirls of thick black lines, like Dali trying to draw kanji or something. Didn't sleep well.
post #32 of 42
After seeing 300 last sunday night, I dreamed that I bought a Todd McFarlane comic. And loving it.
post #33 of 42
I had my first lucid dream and my first CHUD dream tonight. And it was a dream within a dream to boot!

summer smile and le Stephanois were helping me move in (I move into my dorm tomorrow) by carrying boxes of stuff. But as we were talking and going past all these offices that were in the hallway, I realised that one of us was on death row. Then I realised it was ME on death row and we were really moving all my stuff to a cell. Then I thought "I'm not on death row, this must be a dream. Wait. These guys are from CHUD. This is a dream" and with that we went through a tunnel, the kind they'd go through on Sliders or Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, and when we came out, we all fell into a Wendy's, destroying one of their displays. Then I started accusing them of being in my head. I assumed they entered it like Being John Malkovich.

Then I woke up.
post #34 of 42
You're psychic, Patrick!

- Wendy's was my first non-babysitting/mowing lawns job.

- Also, your dream-self has discovered the truth: Scarlett Johannson found that portal into your head while filming "Lost in Translation". Think about it: Bill Murray, Woody Allen, beige sweaters. These things weren't coincidences.

Also, good luck with the move-in.
post #35 of 42
A tunnel, huh? Paging Dr. Freud... ;D

Best of luck on the move, son!
post #36 of 42
I can't remember much more of it, but a few weeks ago, we got a new dog. I had a dream 2 weeks later that I'm trying to get across a lagoon to some kind of island vacation place, and I have the dog with me. For some reason the dog can change into a sledgehammer, and I have a plastic case to hold the hammer. I'm too afraid to swim across the lagoon because I think the dog will change into the hammer and I'll drop it and it/the dog will sink to the bottom of the lagoon. So I end up renting a bike to ride across a narrow bridge to get to the island.

Weird, wild stuff.
post #37 of 42
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Originally Posted by summer smile
- Also, your dream-self has discovered the truth: Scarlett Johannson found that portal into your head while filming "Lost in Translation". Think about it: Bill Murray, Woody Allen, beige sweaters. These things weren't coincidences.
I try, but every time I reach "beige sweaters" my mind switches off and I start to drool like Homer.
post #38 of 42
Forwhatever reason, I have this dream last night where I'm a teacher and Moltisanti (Yes, our Moltisanti) shows up in a classroom as a guest in front of kids and he looks like Johnny Drama and asks that he be referred to as Moltisanti. I think he was dressed as a milkman but the memory is hazy.

I must admit, that is my first chewer related dream on record.
post #39 of 42
I work at a hospital.

So I had a dream I was at work, and we just got a new slushie machine in the cafe. So far, brilliant dream. I was all set to get a grape slush when, for some reason, the machine stopped working right. I fought with it for about 10 minutes and ended up getting a mess of a slush in the cup... mixed horribly, and a giant purple stain on the white Tshirt I was wearing. (Don't know why I was wearing a Tshirt to work, but whatever...)

So I go to pay/complain about the grape slush I got when this HOT nurse was behind me in line. She noticed the stain on my shirt and told me she had something that would get that out. "Cool," I thought. She dug around her purse and then pulled it out and set it on the counter and said, "Here you go! Hope this helps!"

It was a ketchup packet.

Then she just walked away and I woke up.
post #40 of 42
I keep on having that dream where I see three workmen destroying a warp plasma conduit. I tell them to stop, and emit a high-pitched sound through my mouth. The workers tell me to be quiet, then attack me and tear him limb from limb. As my head is violently torn off, I suddenly wake up in my bed.

This dream is probably a result of me eating cellular peptide cake before bedtime.
post #41 of 42

Just had a nightmare that was Funny Games meets The Big Bang Theory.

 

What.

post #42 of 42

Last night I dreamt I was being chased and I hopped on an engine-powered shopping cart that had like this kickstart thing and I was whizzing through the streets but I could only go a few blocks at a time so I was also hiding while my cart recharged (?). The dudes caught up to me and it was a few characters from Friday Night Lights which I don't ever really watch. My girlfriend tells me these two guys, according to my descriptions, were "Matt Sensansin and XXX Landry (I forgot his first name). I was fighting them when I realized they were wearing the exact same orange and green Reebok HiLites that I had, and I angrily declared "I started this" referring to the shoes possibly, or something else, who knows.

 

The night before I dreamt I was up in trees escaping Komodo dragons. I was just dangling from branches, upside down, watching the mellow creatures wait below for me to drop. This went on for some time and nothing ever much happened. They didn't even look excited or hungry or anything. 

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