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post #1 of 81
3/10/07 at 11:58pm
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The drummer from Green Day:



Rob Thomas:

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post #2 of 81
3/11/07 at 1:26am
Patton Oswalt.
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post #3 of 81
3/11/07 at 3:02am
Old Skool Emo Phillips:

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post #4 of 81
3/11/07 at 3:36am
Good thread, Rob Thomas sure is doing everything he can to look like a lesbian.


Carmelo Anthony


Owen Wilson
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post #5 of 81
3/11/07 at 4:07am
Kyle MacLachlan played "k.d. Lang" on a short, early-'90s SNL skit (campfire singing setting, for those who saw it and need a visual cue). Of course, as all he did was sing until the end, this was the gag and the punchline.

Funnily enough, this skit crossed my mind earlier today for God knows what reason.
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post #6 of 81
3/11/07 at 10:02am
Great thread, reminds me of the "If you shaved off all her hair she'd look like a British man" line from Mean Girls.

I'll go with Joel Madden. But that probably jumped to mind because he looks a lot like the drummer from Green Day.
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post #7 of 81
3/11/07 at 12:43pm
Sarah Jessica Parker. Oh, wait...
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post #8 of 81
3/11/07 at 1:19pm
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post #9 of 81
3/11/07 at 3:48pm
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Originally Posted by 70sCinema
Have you watched him move? In the studio footage from when he was recording with Tony Bennett he moves awkwardly, like a caricature of a gay man.
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post #10 of 81
3/11/07 at 7:17pm
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I'll see that and raise you this:
LL
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post #11 of 81
3/11/07 at 8:31pm
McCartney reminded me of the muff diveresque qualities of Steve Perry. he may have been a member of the Indigo Girls, I'm not sure.

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post #12 of 81
3/15/07 at 9:24am
Man, you guys know some ugly lesbians.
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post #13 of 81
3/15/07 at 1:23pm
Rosie O' Donnell
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post #14 of 81
3/15/07 at 1:23pm
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney
I'll see that and raise you this:
Paul is still more attractive than Linda.
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post #15 of 81
3/15/07 at 1:24pm
I think this thread would make Warrior Angel's head explode.
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post #16 of 81
3/15/07 at 1:35pm
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Originally Posted by Keith Fordyce
Patton Oswalt.
Pablo Francisco.
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post #17 of 81
3/15/07 at 4:13pm
David Spade? Or is that too obvious?
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post #18 of 81
3/15/07 at 9:45pm
I'm shocked and appalled no one's mentioned Larry Wachowski yet -



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post #19 of 81
3/15/07 at 10:14pm
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post #20 of 81
3/15/07 at 10:19pm
That's one gruff-looking lesbian, Werewolf Girl. Complete with prerequisite flannel to boot.
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post #21 of 81
3/15/07 at 10:51pm
Damn you 70's...

I was all excited to post a McCartney pic.
then...stolen thunder.

bravo.

How bout this ugly chick:
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post #22 of 81
3/15/07 at 11:35pm
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
Goodman always struck me as one of those "Brawny Man" gay lumberjack archetypes, personally. Although I suppose the lezzies might dig that too.
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post #23 of 81
3/16/07 at 4:08am
Face lifts push borderline male lesbians over the top.

Bruce Jenner


Barry Manilow (or Clay Aiken I can't tell)
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post #24 of 81
3/16/07 at 4:12am
Looks like lumpy old pot roast to me.
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post #25 of 81
3/16/07 at 5:47pm
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Originally Posted by Jesse The Mind
Goodman always struck me as one of those "Brawny Man" gay lumberjack archetypes, personally. Although I suppose the lezzies might dig that too.
You would be surprised at how many lesbians bear a striking resemblance to John Goodman.

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post #26 of 81
3/17/07 at 12:07am
Okay, you got me there.
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post #27 of 81
10/19/07 at 10:42pm
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Had to bump my beautiful thread. Why?

Because of this man, Danny Tamberelli.



I saw him on some old Nickelodoeon reruns and honestly couldn't tell if it was male or female. And I got varying opinions from others I made watch the show. Had to consult the Internet.

And while I'm here, here's a classic I should've posted first time around.



Isaac Hanson, a.k.a. Ike Hanson, a.k.a. the guy from Hanson who looks like a lesbian.
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post #28 of 81
10/20/07 at 2:07am
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post #29 of 81
10/20/07 at 3:27am

Am I doing it right?
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post #30 of 81
10/20/07 at 10:20am
Dick Van Canyouseewherethisjokeisheaded.
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post #31 of 81
10/20/07 at 6:09pm
Hey, you better watch it, Paul. That's little Pete Wrigley you're talking about. He knows the strongest man in the world.
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post #32 of 81
12/30/08 at 3:42am
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Tony Curtis:



What a handsome couple!
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post #33 of 81
12/30/08 at 4:01am
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post #34 of 81
12/30/08 at 4:39am
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post #35 of 81
12/30/08 at 4:57am
Yup.
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post #36 of 81
1/4/09 at 8:27pm
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Originally Posted by KinoEye View Post
Sarah Jessica Parker. Oh, wait...
Actually, she belongs in the thread titled "Female celebrities who look like horses."
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post #37 of 81
1/4/09 at 8:30pm
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Originally Posted by Jesse The Mind View Post
I'm shocked and appalled no one's mentioned Larry Wachowski yet -
Yeah, but hasn't he been taking drugs to enhance his feminine features?
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post #38 of 81
1/4/09 at 8:43pm
Steven Seagal.

And in before Devin...

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post #39 of 81
6/3/09 at 4:35pm
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post #40 of 81
6/3/09 at 7:02pm
The much loathed Mick Garris:
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post #41 of 81
6/3/09 at 7:04pm
I knew a girl in elementary school whose mother looked exactly like Tom Petty:
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post #42 of 81
6/3/09 at 8:16pm
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Originally Posted by Beldar View Post
I knew a girl in elementary school whose mother looked exactly like Tom Petty:
She must have been a real heartbreaker.
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post #43 of 81
6/5/09 at 3:24am
Hmm. Pretty much, all of them:

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post #44 of 81
6/5/09 at 6:44pm
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post #45 of 81
6/5/09 at 7:16pm
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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon View Post
Hmm. Pretty much, all of them:
That little guy in the lower right corner has got the crazy eyes!
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post #46 of 81
6/11/09 at 11:22pm
How about lesbian celebrities that want to become male?...

Chastity Bono, henceforth to be known as "Chaz", is having a sex change to become a man.
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post #47 of 81
1/22/10 at 2:29pm
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post #48 of 81
1/22/10 at 2:50pm
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post #49 of 81
1/22/10 at 2:58pm
I think you guys are starting to confuse "lesbians" with "douchebags".
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post #50 of 81
1/22/10 at 3:05pm
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Originally Posted by Jake View Post
I think you guys are starting to confuse "lesbians" with "douchebags".
Well, to be fair, both groups have access to more pussy reserves than we can.
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