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post #1 of 35
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A friend of mine and I were joking around about what an abortion in Star Wars would look like and I made the comment "Do you think abortion clinics have take your daughter to work day?" Not 10 seconds after I said that, my door bell rang and there were two Jehovah's witnesses standing at my door wanting to talk. Should I take this as a sign of some sorts?
post #2 of 35
Since "My Humps" won a Grammy, I'm assuming the Apocalypse is upon us.
post #3 of 35
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Since "My Humps" won a Grammy, I'm assuming the Apocalypse is upon us.
I always figured that even though that happpened, Scoresse's(sp?) oscar negates said effect.
post #4 of 35
Abortion Clinics don't have "take your daughter to work" day but they do have "leave your potential daughter in our medical waste dumpster" day, every day.

While we're on the subject, another pondering 'bout 'bortions: How many times do you think Christ has been aborted? It seems we're WAY overdue for The End Times and I'm beginning to suspect foul play.
post #5 of 35
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
How many times do you think Christ has been aborted? It seems we're WAY overdue for The End Times and I'm beginning to suspect foul play.
The flip side of that argument could be used against anti-abortion types. "Abortion clinics are our first defense against the birth of the Antichrist."
post #6 of 35
Only Gregory Peck can do that.
post #7 of 35
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
Since "My Humps" won a Grammy, I'm assuming the Apocalypse is upon us.
Yes, this truly sullied the great name of the Grammys, who never gave an award to the Beatles.
post #8 of 35
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Only Gregory Peck can do that.
What about Spencer Tracy?
post #9 of 35
He can defend us against the Devil at 4 O'Clock.
post #10 of 35
I love abortion clinics. The one in my neighborhood has a great all-you-can-eat special Mondays and Wednesdays.
post #11 of 35
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Originally Posted by Schwartz
I love abortion clinics. The one in my neighborhood has a great all-you-can-eat special Mondays and Wednesdays.
This would explain why I always see an Arby's nearby.
post #12 of 35
Arby's? Gross.
post #13 of 35
It's no Denny's.
post #14 of 35
I think the changing tables in the bathrooms are a bit cruel, though.
post #15 of 35
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Originally Posted by Schwartz
I love abortion clinics. The one in my neighborhood has a great all-you-can-eat special Mondays and Wednesdays.
HAve u seen "The Island" movie? those organ clinics are so neat. seems like unlimited supply of organs in the world!
post #16 of 35
My city holds the honor of the largest without an abortion clinic.

The fundies are always bragging about that.
post #17 of 35
On the downside, it's fucking Chattanooga. I lived in Chattanooga for 6 months, and there were quite a few people who, in any other city, wouldn't have made it past the embryo stage.
post #18 of 35
Yeah, it is pretty shitty down here.
post #19 of 35
Dude, dead babies are always funny.
post #20 of 35
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Originally Posted by Scriptwriter
Abortion clinics are no laughing matter. I've handed out pamphlets in front of them before, and the girls are very ugly about it. They don't want to hear the truth that they're being killers.
So you're saying you didn't find any humor in this

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Originally Posted by Schwartz
I love abortion clinics. The one in my neighborhood has a great all-you-can-eat special Mondays and Wednesdays.
If I were an aborted fetus I'd still find that funny.

I'm not going to bother to say "if you're a joke poster, stop doing that. You're not funny. We get the joke. Ha ha. Now piss off."

I'm just going to say "fuck off".
post #21 of 35
One time my girlfriend gently sat me down and confessed to me that she was pregnant, and I went "ABORT! ABORT!" in an hilarious robotic voice. She subsequently broke up with me.
post #22 of 35
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Originally Posted by Paul McCartney
One time my girlfriend gently sat me down and confessed to me that she was pregnant, and I went "ABORT! ABORT!" in an hilarious robotic voice. She subsequently broke up with me.
Its almost 7 am and I'm still awake....my house is utterly silent and I just burst out laughing reading that. Thank you.
post #23 of 35
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Originally Posted by Scriptwriter
Abortion clinics are no laughing matter. I've handed out pamphlets in front of them before, and the girls are very ugly about it. They don't want to hear the truth that they're being killers.
Or maybe they don't want to discuss their personal lives with total strangers.
post #24 of 35
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Originally Posted by Scriptwriter
Abortion clinics are no laughing matter. I've handed out pamphlets in front of them before, and the girls are very ugly about it. They don't want to hear the truth that they're being killers.
Something I always found funny about the fundies who are "pro-life"; one minute you arguing the personhood of every ejaculation, and the next your outside a prison hooting and hollering in glee when the State executes someone. Also I can't decide if it's really sad or fucking hilarious you have spent four years promoting a horrendous piece of Exorcist fan fiction.
post #25 of 35
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
On the downside, it's fucking Chattanooga. I lived in Chattanooga for 6 months, and there were quite a few people who, in any other city, wouldn't have made it past the embryo stage.
You think that's bad, remind me to give you my email and password to facebook so you can browse the mighty fine selection of people I get to interact with on a daily basis.
post #26 of 35
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Originally Posted by Paulpatine
My city (Chattanooga) holds the honor of the largest without an abortion clinic.

The fundies are always bragging about that.
But it's certainly got the most FAMOUS abortion clinic; Christ, it's even got a song written about it...well, maybe not the clinic, but the yearly bar-B-que/foetus-bake...very popular, I hear...

"Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Chew-Chew?"
post #27 of 35
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Originally Posted by Whirlybird
Something I always found funny about the fundies who are "pro-life"; one minute you arguing the personhood of every ejaculation, and the next your outside a prison hooting and hollering in glee when the State executes someone. Also I can't decide if it's really sad or fucking hilarious you have spent four years promoting a horrendous piece of Exorcist fan fiction.
well no one ever claimed fundies were of intelligent design y'know...
post #28 of 35
no one but they themselves.

a+ paul.
post #29 of 35
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Originally Posted by Desert Squirrel
You think that's bad, remind me to give you my email and password to facebook so you can browse the mighty fine selection of people I get to interact with on a daily basis.
I've been to Memphis and the atmosphere makes up for it. The city at least, I dunno exactly where you live.

I can bet there are some stupid people though.
post #30 of 35
The official teaching, at least for Catholics, is to be pro-life on all fronts. That's anti-abortion, anti-euthanasia, anti-death penalty, and anti-war (of all kinds). That's what I am, but it's true, most are not.
post #31 of 35
Funny how the Catholic Church was involved in dozens of wars in the past....

Modern views yes, that is the official mantra...but still...eh. I was raised Catholic but I don't consider myself one at all, I actually left the church before confirmation (pissing my mother off to no degree) as I refused to pretend to officially join the church.
post #32 of 35
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I don't live in Memphis right now but actually a small town called Cookeville an hour between Nashville and Knoxville. Makes Chattanooga look like Memphis.
post #33 of 35
It's not your fanfic they enjoy. It is making a mockery out of you.
post #34 of 35
People "enjoy" William Hung. That doesn't mean he is in anyway shape or form talented.
post #35 of 35
Just ignore this guy. He's clearly full of shit whether he's sincere or not, and I don't think he is. More than likely he's just fucking with us. Fuck 'im. It's boring.
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