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Who's The Biggest Douchebag? (2007 Edition)

Poll Results: Who's The Biggest Douchebag? (2007 Edition)

Poll expired: Mar 18, 2007  
  • 34% (12)
    Juggalos [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalos"]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juggalos[/URL]
  • 45% (16)
    Ann Coulter
  • 0% (0)
    General Idi Amin
  • 5% (2)
    Hans Gruber
  • 2% (1)
    Yo' Mama!
  • 11% (4)
    The Judeo-Christian God
  • 0% (0)
    Mallard Fillmore
35 Total Votes  
post #1 of 9
Thread Starter 
That's right, folks.

Pick the biggest douchebag from the following options. For you special folks out there, I have decided not to include myself since you merry jokesters are bound to make such little quips in your comments below.

Take a look at the seven possibles and if necessary submit your write-in candidate of choice. I want to see clear-cut reasons for your choices. No one-liners folks, I want to see the actual though process rolling around the sewer for once.

After awhile, I'll take the final tally and prepare a special paper crown for the person crowned King Douchebag.

Have fun, everyone!
post #2 of 9
I believe the correct answer here is Robert Novak, Douchebag of Liberty/#1 Douchebag. Why? Being an amoral whiny political tool may have something to do with it.
post #3 of 9
We need some posters up there among the choices.
post #4 of 9
Warrior Angel?
post #5 of 9
Quote:
Originally Posted by Matt Goldberg
I believe the correct answer here is Robert Novak, Douchebag of Liberty/#1 Douchebag. Why? Being an amoral whiny political tool may have something to do with it.
Agreed.
post #6 of 9
At this second, I'm going to have to select the Judeo-Christian God, for, among other things, being responsible (if it does exist) for allowing Gertrude Baniswkeski, Albert Fish, and Charles Ng to do what they did. Which is an incredibly small-minded and illogical way of thinking about it, but I don't care.

Also, because people -- coworkers -- aren't allowed to criticize him in front of other coworkers who passionately believe in him, but the believers are allowed to slag alternative religions. Double standard.
post #7 of 9
Assuming for the sake of argument that God exists, God not only made all the other douchebags in the poll, but also created Fergie's singing voice. Therefore, God wins. If God doesn't exist and is therefore exempt from this poll, then...Juggalos. Just drink the fucking Kool-Aid already you retards.
post #8 of 9
I'm going to go with Dane Cook first, then God, then Adam Curry.
post #9 of 9
I'm gonna go with that douchebag badass that drives extra fast in the rain that was mentioned in the "I hate people that..." thread.
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