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Turistas dvd review

post #1 of 8
3/26/07 at 1:30pm
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My review: http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=reviews&id=2303
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post #2 of 8
3/26/07 at 3:46pm
But since this a horror movie website, you’ve already guessed that all this comes at a price. A deadly price.

hahaha. great review, man. still not sure if i wanna even bother with this one.
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post #3 of 8
3/26/07 at 4:05pm
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I can safely say that skipping this will not be the worst decision you will ever make. However, if you're a "movies that feature of head wounds being stapled shut" completist, this may be the film for you.
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post #4 of 8
3/26/07 at 7:41pm
Help me here, I haven't seen this film, but I remember the tv ads before it came out. There is the shot of the blonde chick with her ass hanging out of her bikini walking into a dark room and saying "hello?".

Now, for the commercials promoting the dvd, that same scene has her ass censored. What the hell? You could show the ass before but not now?

Oh, and aren't there 15 brit soldiers being held captive somewhere?
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post #5 of 8
3/26/07 at 10:33pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
I can safely say that skipping this will not be the worst decision you will ever make. However, if you're a "movies that feature of head wounds being stapled shut" completist, this may be the film for you.
As an unabashed gorehound, I'LL take some o' that action. I'm SURE I've sat thru worse.
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post #6 of 8
3/26/07 at 11:22pm
This movie didn't scratch my organ-harvesting torture porn subgenre itch.
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post #7 of 8
3/27/07 at 4:30am
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Originally Posted by Fat Dragon
Help me here, I haven't seen this film, but I remember the tv ads before it came out. There is the shot of the blonde chick with her ass hanging out of her bikini walking into a dark room and saying "hello?".

Now, for the commercials promoting the dvd, that same scene has her ass censored. What the hell? You could show the ass before but not now?

Oh, and aren't there 15 brit soldiers being held captive somewhere?
There are no brit soldiers being held captive anywhere in this film.
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post #8 of 8
3/27/07 at 12:35pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
There are no brit soldiers being held captive anywhere in this film.
And very little else of interest either. I'm trying to figure out why this was hyped as a horror movie. With the exception of the surgery scene, it could have been a made-for-Lifetime movie.

Torture porn? Not at all.
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