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New York Bus Converted Into Oven

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SPRING VALLEY, N.Y. — It wasn't your typical fire. When police responded to a report that something smelled of smoke in the middle of the night, they found an old school bus that had been converted into a supersized oven for Passover matzos — complete with a smokestack, exhaust fans and working fire.

A building inspector said that while the bakery bus wasn't nearly up to code, it was "very creative."

The derelict red-and-white bus, connected by a plywood passageway to a single-family house, was out of sight of casual passers-by in a Hasidic Jewish neighborhood and had apparently escaped the notice of authorities.

Its owner, Rabbi Aaron Winternitz, said Monday he had been making the unleavened bread there for three Passovers and was eager to do the same this year, with Passover coming up in a week.

Winternitz made them for his 50-member Congregation Mivtzar Hatorah. Observant Jews eat matzo during Passover week to illustrate how the Jews had no time to let their bread rise as they fled slavery in Egypt.

He said that the oven-in-a-bus was his invention, and that he purposely bought an old school bus because "school buses are made strong and safe."
post #2 of 15
I wonder if this can be considered "art" ... is there a win/lose component?
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You'd think that a bunch of jews would be afraid of an oven that size.
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I couldn't possibly give you rep, Alex, but by god you fucking deserve some. That caught me off guard.
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I used to live in Spring Valley.
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
You'd think that a bunch of jews would be afraid of an oven that size.
I laughed at that, even though I didn't want to.
post #7 of 15
My jewish girlfriend laughed at it too, so maybe I can avoid the wrath of the chosen people...
post #8 of 15
I was actually placing bets with myself on who would be the first to make an oven/Jew joke, and who would be the first to make it. I had Moltisani by post five.
post #9 of 15
Strangely enough, the thought never occurred to me until Alex posted it. I must be tired.
post #10 of 15
I'm currently reading a rather disturbing book on the Holocaust (is there another kind?), and I still thought that was hilarious. That's an impressive achievement.
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haha oh man, Alex that caught me off guard and had me laughing my ass off....because the first thing I thought of with the title was people being burnt alive...I need to stop being a crazy insomniac I think.
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
You'd think that a bunch of jews would be afraid of an oven that size.
Awesome.
post #14 of 15
That's not an oven, that's an OY-ven.

I ... I just want to be liked.
post #15 of 15
You are liked, Richard. Don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise...
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