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Contest: Black Christmas

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3/29/07 at 3:09am
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http://www.creature-corner.com/?type=news&id=2316
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3/29/07 at 12:38pm
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Man, did some of you have horrible times at Christmas. Keep sending these in! This is great.
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3/30/07 at 2:25am
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Some choice bits so far-

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The worst x-mas gift came from my brother-in-law who gave me seahorses….yes, freakin seahorses…for a 33 year old man.
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My father thought it would be cool to dress up as Santa and deliver the presents at night mimicking what we all as kids thought to be true. I was 7 at the time and heard strange noises coming from the living room. I was too excited to sleep so I decided to investigate. It was dark and I couldn't make out what it was. When my dad finally turned around and shouted Merry Christmas I freaked. I was so scared I literally crapped my pants. Merry Christmas indeed.
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I was around 8 years old, and my younger sister was 4. My grandparents let us spend $50 on ourselves each Christmas. They would take us out, we could pick out our gift, and they'd wrap it and give it to us on Christmas. On this particular Christmas, the gift I wanted was only around $45. I didn't want anything else, so my grandparents decided to surprise me. After I opened my main gift from them, they surprised me with another box and said it was the rest of my $50. When I opened the package, I looked in horror at Ken doll staring me back in the face from it's pink packaging prison. "Now you can play Barbie's with your sister!" they said. I said thank you, waited for them to leave, and tossed it straight to my sister while my Dad cried laughing...not good...
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Worst xmas gift ever - You know most people are going to be feeding you sh*t over what they got, but this one is for real (okay, sounding like a letter to Penthouse, but really)!!! I asked my parents AND Santa Claus for a telescope (I was a little geeky as a kid) and I even mailed Santa a picture out of a catalog of the one I wanted. What did I get from Santa? I got a plastic $3 telescope that extended a bit. It had a magnification of like 2x or something brutal. Basically, it was a magnifying glass but a bit longer.
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Worst christmas present i ever recieved was a pink lady and the tramp shirt. Now mind you aside from being a guy, I dont wear pink let alone a cutesy disney flick on my clothing. Now granted my aunt new I like disney movies and at one point in time I had a LADY and the Tramp movie poster hanging up near a FIRDAY THE 13TH part 6 JASON LIVES poster. BUT.......a pink shirt with puppies on it? But in good spirit I put on a fake smile and thanked her. I dont know where that shirt is to this day, but they say some christmas nights in the cemetary near my house you can hera BELLEA NOTE' playing from Lady and the Tramp in the foggy moonlight.
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