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Chocolate Jesus Portrayed Nude And Crucified Subject Of Scorn
By L.A. Morris
Mar 30, 2007

Chocolate Jesus Sparks Outrage - Catholic League president Bill Donohue issued a call to arms yesterday for fellow catholics to boycott an upcoming Easter exhibit at the Roger Smith Lab Gallery in New York on from April 1 through 7.

The exhibit announced its 6-foot chocolate Jesus piece, one of the most anticipated, earlier this week, but there was no description of the Jesus depiction as naked.

Worse, the lifelike depiction shows Jesus crucified, information which also was not offered in the original art show press release which the Post Chronicle published yesterday. Metro also has a photo of an unfinished 'Jesus'

Artist Cosimo Cavallaro titles his work "My Sweet Lord".

The Catholic League has denounced the depiction as "hate speech" and called for a boycott of the Lab Gallery at the Roger Smith Hotel in New York during the April 1 through April 7 display.

The Post Chronicle was the first media outlet to cover the exhibit and sparked Donahue into action.

"Choosing Holy Week -- the display opens on Palm Sunday and ends on Holy Saturday -- makes it a direct in-your-face assault on Christians."

"The boycott is on."

Donohue outlined his game plan thusly:

"The Roger Smith Hotel is located in the heart of New York City, and it boasts on its website that its Lab Gallery 'is a high traffic, fast paced' venue. Indeed it is: the gallery is located on street level, easily accessible to the public. But it is sure bet that in the years to come there will be little in the way of high traffic coming from the Christian community.

"As I've said many times before, Lent is the season for non-believers to sow seeds of doubt about Jesus. What's scheduled to go on at the Roger Smith Hotel, however, is of a different genre: this is hate speech.

Donohue also made it clear that the politically-correct New York art society would never make such images of other religious figures:

"All those involved are lucky that angry Christians don't react the way extremist Muslims do when they're offended -- otherwise they may have more than their heads cut off.

"James Knowles, President and CEO of the Roger Smith Hotel (interestingly, he also calls himself Artist-in-Residence), should be especially grateful. And if he tries to spin this as reverential, then he should substitute Muhammad for Jesus and display him during Ramadan.

Donohue made it clear he intends to take this matter to the next level, announcing plans to coordinate a boycotte between every religious organization who find this kind of activity "an assault" on their personal beliefs:

"I am contacting hundreds of organizations about this assault. Our allied list contains scores of Catholic, Protestant, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist and Hindu organizations, as well as secular groups, that share our concerns about religious hate speech and the degradation of our culture.

"The only thing that those who operate the Roger Smith Hotel understand is when they get hit in the pocket book. So that's exactly where we'll hit them. The boycott is on."

But not everyone seems to share Donohue's concerns. Joan Walsh of the uber-liberal Salon.com doesn't see it as a big deal.

"But somehow, it wasn't nearly as disturbing as billed. It's not gory or sadomasochistic or pornographic, as Donohue's headline suggested. Chances are Jesus was naked when he was crucified, although most Catholic iconography shows him draped with cloth," Walsh writes from her perch of historical superiority.

"Cavallero's "My Sweet Lord" struck me as, well, sweet. It definitely didn't scream 'NAKED JESUS--GENITALS EXPOSED--CRUCIFIED.' But then, like so much art it's a bit of a Rorschach test, and Donohue's horror at the big Chocolate Jesus gives us much more disturbing insight into his character than into Cosimo Cavallero's."

Somehow this doesn't surprise us, even though we appreciate the plug Joan. But Christianity is clearly under attack these days and turning a blind-eye doesn't mean it isn't so.
Is it because he's black?
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I doubt it, I think he's upset at an anatomically correct Saviour.
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I want to melt marshmellows, get some graham crackers, and have me some S'messiahs.
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In the immortal words of Tom Waits, "Only Chocolate Jesus can satisfy my soul."
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The hotel cancelled the show.
I can understand people getting upset over Piss Christ and that virgin mother painting with horseshit in it. But I really don't understand the outrage over this. Why is this Bill Donohue guy so pissed about it?
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And more importantly, why do people give a shit what he thinks?
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Originally Posted by BobClark
Why is this Bill Donohue guy so pissed about it?
Because the New Age heretics will next suggest that he get together with the peanut butter Mary Magdalene and then the Church will have to spend the next two thousand years shoplifting in the candy aisle anything that's labelled, "WARNING: May Contain Saviours Nuts".
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You think this reaction is over the top?

Wait until the guy comes out with the sculpture of Mohammed made of sausage that he debuts during Ramadan.

Then you'll see some nuts to go with the sundae.
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I think people are more shocked and offended by having to face the fact that, when they look at that picture, they really really want to bite the head off.
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Is it because he's black?
I forgot to mention, there's a big devotion in my country to "El Cristo Negro" ...



http://www.yourpanama.com/black-christ.html
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Originally Posted by BobClark
The hotel cancelled the show.
I can understand people getting upset over Piss Christ and that virgin mother painting with horseshit in it. But I really don't understand the outrage over this. Why is this Bill Donohue guy so pissed about it?
Outrage? Not really justified. I can see priests, bishops, ministers, etc. warning their congregations that the depiction of Jesus in that exhibit is not what they would consider one of reverence or worship and that he is depicted nude while being crucified. Then, recommend that they don't go to this particular exhibit, but they are free to make up their own minds. Of course, information and advice don't get headlines like outrage and boycotts.
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Has the artist made any statements yet about whether or not he intended it to be art?
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He said something about "feeding the poor".
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So for people keeping track...

The body of Christ is bread = holy
The body of Christ is chocolate = outrage!
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"HEEY! You got Jesus on my peanut butter!"
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I've never salivated at Jesus as much as I am now.
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I can't believe they cancelled this exhibit. We may never know if Christ's cock has a cream filling.
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Whelp, Molt beat me to the dick joke (that sounded gay). But let's talk about Christ's chocolate balls, there are none, where are they? I don't exactly "read the bible" but I figured I would've heard about the part where he got neutered like a black lab. I mean with all the hype over the guy you'd think there would be a couple giant Cadbury eggs hanging between his legs. That's what I figure all the outrage is about.
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
I don't exactly "read the bible" but I figured I would've heard about the part where he got neutered like a black lab.
Well, as long as he didn't get neutered like a cat at the racetrack...
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Maybe people are upset that they didn't temper the chocolate properly.

(Properly tempered chocolate is glossy and uniform in colour)

There's no excuse for poor workmanship.
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Coco-Jesus is missing:
white chocolate loin cloth.
raspberry flavored wounds.
peanut brittle spear in side.
licorice/twizzler crown'o'thorns.
Peanut/peanut butter effluence sliding down legs.
Cross made of candy corn (Who the fuck wants to eat the cross? Just sick.)
post #22 of 22
How about balls and hair. He looks like coco-Michael Stipe from REM.
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