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Why does TRON hate America?

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http://www.kuro5hin.org/story/2007/3/28/132751/380

Homeland Security Classifies TRON as "Sensitive"

BURBANK, CA - Reports are emerging from members of the movie industry that the Department of Homeland Security has designated the 1982 film TRON as "sensitive", and ordered Walt Disney Studios to turn over all copies of the film in its posession. Retailers are also receiving notices to remove all copies of the film from stock shelves and turn them over to Federal officials. The reports have industry insiders bewildered and outraged.

TRON is a science fiction film that takes place within a computer's circuits. Protagonist Kevin Flynn is pulled into the computer via laser by the malevolent Master Control Program. However, official concern reportedly centers around a portion of the movie's live-action sequence which was filmed at Shiva, a nuclear fusion research facility created at the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory. Constructed in 1977 for research into generating fusion energy, Shiva used a battery of enormous lasers to smash tiny pellets of deuterium and tritium. It was hoped the resulting compression and shockwave would illustrate how to trigger fusion in the materials.

The facility was dismantled in 1981 after experiments were completed and its successor, Shiva/Nova, was built. However, as a government funded nuclear research program, it is subject to comprehensive national security guidelines, and it is this point that seems to have gotten the film into trouble.

"They said the [Shiva] scenes contained sensitive nuclear information," said a Disney employee tasked with locating copies of the film in the studio's archives. "I mean, the film's been out for 25 years. All of a sudden, there's something wrong with it? It's silly."

The film is reportedly being sequestered via a National Security Letter, a result of the PATRIOT Act that permits Homeland Security to demand information and records without judicial oversight. The PATRIOT Act provides harsh criminal penalties for failing to comply with the letter, or even for disclosing to anyone that such a letter was received.

No Disney employee was willing to comment on record, as they fear Federal prosecution if they do so. Video retailers in receipt of the letter, however, were more forthcoming. Many see the request as patently ridiculous, and are refusing to take it seriously. "I only have three copies, but they expect me to just hand over my stock?" said Jim Steinert, a video store owner in Van Nuys, CA. Steinert's copy of the letter demands, "any and all copies, in any and all recording formats," of the film. The letter states the copies are merely, "being sought for review to determine possible conflicts with national security interests." The expectation among retailers is that the copies, once surrendered, will never be returned. Steinert has two DVD copies, and a rare laserdisc copy widely regarded as the finest release of the film to date, which he is especially loathe to part with. Said Steinert, "I'm in business. I don't give stuff away. If they want to pay rental fees or buy the copies outright, fine, they can have them that way."

Use of national security letters, long criticized by civil libertarians, recently came under official scrutiny when an internal audit at the FBI revealed in early March at least 26 instances where the letters were issued without proper authority, and as many as 22% of all such requests -- over 8,800 -- were not recorded at all. While archived film and videos are considered records (such as closed-circuit security video recordings), observers say using a national security letter to quarantine a movie is something new. "A close reading of the statute doesn't answer the question," said Steve Shapiro, legal director for the ACLU. "The language is ambiguous. Under certain circumstances, it could be seen as justified. However, this was clearly not intended by the measure's authors."
post #2 of 14
April fools...
post #3 of 14
They can have my copy of TRON when they pry it from my cold dead hands.
post #4 of 14
I'm seriously watching this tonight... and they'll never have my copy! Never!
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End of line.
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Originally Posted by Boomstick
April fools...
It's still March! Foul! Though I suppose FBI agent "Lirpa Sloof" should've given me a hint.

On with the flogging!
post #7 of 14
Wait til they get a hold of "Krull."
post #8 of 14
It's been known to bore people to death.
post #9 of 14
Well written and I got the joke, although it does beg the question: how much power does that one act have? Can the government really do that under the guise of national security?
post #10 of 14
Does this include the TRON videogame, too?

Wait. Nevermind.
post #11 of 14
"We fight Dillinger in the computer, so we don't fight him here."
post #12 of 14
"We are safer with Sark not on the shelves than we are with him on the shelves."
post #13 of 14
This coming form the government that has had us on high alert since day one of old Georgie boys presidency. I know the fuzz will probably come crashing down my door for saying it but maybe W and his cohorts snorted justa bit to much coke and have become so increasingly paranoid they must have TRON. I have a copy they can buy from me for a million. I'll even scribble on the cover: Haliburton Extended Cut.
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Originally Posted by Gen. Bulldog 54
Well written and I got the joke, although it does beg the question: how much power does that one act have? Can the government really do that under the guise of national security?
I've read articles about prosecutors using "letters" to demand business records and such from companies with no need to go to the courts beforehand due to their new powers from the Patriot Act. It's like a subpoena but one that can be issued on a whim. It's fucked up.
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