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Swedish Couple Fights to Name Baby 'Metallica'

post #1 of 12
4/3/07 at 7:01pm
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070403/...baby_metallica

Fuck it. I'm naming my next kid Anal Cunt.
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post #2 of 12
4/3/07 at 7:31pm
It's a stupid name but I don't know why they shouldn't be allowed to name their baby whatever they want.

On a related note, I used to work with a guy named his first son Zack. When his wife got pregnant a second time, all he could talk about was how much he hoped it was another boy so he could name him Ozzy. He wanted that soooo bad - and then he had a girl. I thought it was funny.
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post #3 of 12
4/3/07 at 7:34pm
Will they call the kid Metal or Met for short?
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post #4 of 12
4/3/07 at 7:41pm
Too bad they didn't have the kid out of wedlock. They coulda called it Megadeth.
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post #5 of 12
4/3/07 at 7:41pm
Which Metallica are they naming the kid after? The Metallica responsible for ...And Justice For All or the Metallica responsible for Reload?
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post #6 of 12
4/3/07 at 7:48pm
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Originally Posted by Amphibatron
Which Metallica are they naming the kid after? The Metallica responsible for ...And Justice For All or the Metallica responsible for Reload?
Maybe the Metallica responsible for....Load? (Figures there's a Zinger to be found in this statement)
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post #7 of 12
4/3/07 at 8:49pm
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Originally Posted by Amphibatron
Which Metallica are they naming the kid after? The Metallica responsible for ...And Justice For All or the Metallica responsible for Reload?
The sad answer is, both. He will rock for the first half of his life and then one day for reasons no one knows he will cut his hair and proceed to suck the life out of all around him.
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post #8 of 12
4/3/07 at 9:16pm
Well, it all depends on what logo they give her.

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"It suits her," Karolina Tomaro, 27, said Tuesday of the name. "She's decisive and she knows what she wants."
Not only is that hysterical, I'm still trying to figure out how that relates to Metallica. They obviously haven't seen Some Kind of Monster.
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post #9 of 12
4/3/07 at 9:37pm
Good to see that there's a government out there looking out for kids with parents who gave them a stupid name. If only Abcdef were as lucky.
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post #10 of 12
4/4/07 at 12:51am
Lars Ulrich will sue this kid, I guarantee you.
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post #11 of 12
4/4/07 at 1:36am
I'm conflicted. On one hand, I think those name limits are incredibly stupid. On the other, so are these parents.
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post #12 of 12
4/4/07 at 5:16am
Pussy name. I'm starting a campaign to have my brother's firstborn named Malevolent Creation. Mal for short.
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