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Cat Rides Bus, Gets Off Same Stop Everytime

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Bus drivers have nicknamed a white cat Macavity after it has started using the No 331 several mornings a week.

The feline, which has a purple collar, gets onto the busy Walsall to Wolverhampton bus at the same stop most mornings - he then jumps off at the next stop 400m down the road, near a fish and chip shop.
post #2 of 9
Ah, how cute.

When is the movie getting released?
post #3 of 9
There's your Toonces movie right there -- one day the bus stops coming and the cat has to learn to drive. Hilarity ensues.
post #4 of 9
Where the hell does a cat get exact change?
post #5 of 9
How does it reach the dinger?
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Originally Posted by Beageal
How does it reach the dinger?
Eh. Not as funny. Says right there the cat gets off at the next stop.
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Most likely the cat doesn't choose to do this. 2-1 odds someone's holding his family hostage.
post #9 of 9
It's a reincarnated suicide bomber. Thought you were going to paradise with 40 virgins didn't you fucker? Nope, now you're a cat. No matter how many times you get on that bus it isn't going to blow up... unless your owner is Dennis Hopper.
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