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A couple of questions about Uwe Boll's movies.

post #1 of 12
4/12/07 at 5:36pm
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What's wrong with Matrix shots (ala, House of the Dead or Alone in The Dark) and what's wrong with putting in video game clips into a movie (ala, "House of the Dead")?
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post #2 of 12
4/12/07 at 5:46pm
whats wrong is that the mans a hack. have you seen the trailer for Postal, it's like he's trying to do his best John Walters, but with less of the talent.
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post #3 of 12
4/12/07 at 6:03pm
I think the more appropriate (and shorter) thread would be "What ISN'T wrong with Uwe Boll's movies?"

Answer - Nothing.

The man is using perfectly donatable organs right now - and that makes me mad.
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post #4 of 12
4/12/07 at 6:33pm
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Originally Posted by CyrusGrissom
what's wrong with putting in video game clips into a movie (ala, "House of the Dead")?
If you even have to ask such a ridiculous question, then no answer could possibly illuminate for you how incredibly stupid that idea is.

A moratorium on all things Boll is long overdue. My bowel movements are more interesting/entertaining than anything this man has ever pinched out.
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post #5 of 12
4/12/07 at 6:47pm
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Originally Posted by CyrusGrissom
What's wrong with Matrix shots (ala, House of the Dead or Alone in The Dark) and what's wrong with putting in video game clips into a movie (ala, "House of the Dead")?

Nothing is wrong with those techniques. So... when's the last time it was done well?
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post #6 of 12
4/12/07 at 8:06pm
There's only one question concerning them: "Should I see them" And the answer is a resounding 'Fuck no. Not even in some weird ironic way.'
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post #7 of 12
4/12/07 at 9:22pm
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Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
If you even have to ask such a ridiculous question, then no answer could possibly illuminate for you how incredibly stupid that idea is.
What's wrong, indeed. Do some research on past threads, and there's more than enough info than you'll ever need. No need to start a new thread.

Ditto the moratorium idea.
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post #8 of 12
4/12/07 at 10:46pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vgpm7h7Zckg
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post #9 of 12
4/12/07 at 10:52pm
Why the hell are you asking anyway?
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post #10 of 12
4/12/07 at 11:17pm
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Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad

A moratorium on all things Boll is long overdue. My bowel movements are more interesting/entertaining than anything this man has ever pinched out.
A simple search wll turn up at least one multi-page thread where you can discuss this.
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post #11 of 12
4/14/07 at 5:52pm
I usually take overuse of a Desert Eagle in a movie as a bad sign. It's like the new bazooka when it comes to impractical weapons in movies.
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post #12 of 12
4/21/07 at 4:20pm
Bloodrayne lowered my GPA
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