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I stabbed my baby to death. 135 times.

post #1 of 17
4/14/07 at 4:02am
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http://www.kstp.com/article/stories/S53980.shtml?cat=1

We need to do something different with these people. I still don't know what.

According to her mother, she was having Katrina-level periods that required adult diapers. And she was so fat her own mother couldn't tell she was pregnant.

Thanks, Mom!
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post #2 of 17
4/14/07 at 5:31am
When just 134 stab wounds won't do...

Who says teens won't perform hard labor these days. Now watch the parents make a bundle off the movie rights.

It's a tasty world.
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post #3 of 17
4/14/07 at 10:46am
http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=97790
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post #4 of 17
4/14/07 at 2:51pm
Safe Haven laws have *GOT* to be better publicized.

This is heartbreaking.
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post #5 of 17
4/15/07 at 11:19pm
Adoption or drop-off at a hospital. Why do these young girls not consider such options? Getting caught or living with the fact that you murdered an infant is a better alternative?
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post #6 of 17
4/18/07 at 2:35pm
I swear, it should be fucking illegal to have children without going through some sort of application process.

There should also be a cap. Like 1. Or 2.

I'm not kidding.

ETA: How the hell do you stab a newborn 135 times? With a #2?
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post #7 of 17
4/18/07 at 2:53pm
It's much more effective to stab 135 babies once each. Bitch should be fired.
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post #8 of 17
4/18/07 at 2:58pm
I hate this thread title. It reads like the baby was resurrected 134 times.
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post #9 of 17
4/18/07 at 3:16pm
My favourite quote form the article:

Quote:
"She kills the baby and now her life will be changed forever," Washington County Attorney Doug Johnson said.
Yeah that usually happens when you kill someone.
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post #10 of 17
4/18/07 at 3:18pm
Especially when you get caught and you're not a soldier or diplomat.
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post #11 of 17
4/18/07 at 3:25pm
Or rich and white.

*beat devin to it
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post #12 of 17
4/18/07 at 9:38pm
But nobody beats Devin on bitch-about-grammar.
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post #13 of 17
4/19/07 at 4:30pm
It would take a long time to stab a baby 135 times wouldn't it? You'd think after the first 5 or 6 you'd realize you'd done a pretty good job. I have a mental image of this girl just sitting there on the laundry room floor for a good ten minutes, stabbing over and over again and trying to find a spot on the baby she hadn't stabbed already.

Hopefully this girl will get life, because there is something very very wrong with her. I have a feeling she knew she could drop it off at a hospital or put it up for adoption but chose to go stabby stabby instead.
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post #14 of 17
4/20/07 at 12:49am
It's a crying shame her adept parents won't get their stab at grandparenting too, cause they sure knocked the baby out of the park with this little bundle of joy.
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post #15 of 17
4/20/07 at 12:57am
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Originally Posted by Uth Vaspetad
It's a crying shame her adept parents won't get their stab at grandparenting too, cause they sure knocked the baby out of the park with this little bundle of joy.
Pun intended?
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post #16 of 17
4/20/07 at 1:30am
Today's paper notes she knew about the drop-off law.
And her absent father is an ex-convict with outstanding warrants who owes $66,000 dollars in support. And he once threatened to kill himself and his wife with a rifle.

oy.
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post #17 of 17
4/20/07 at 8:04am
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Originally Posted by CrackInTheCrown
Pun intended?
But of course.
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