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post #1 of 11
4/14/07 at 8:41pm
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Not the perfect place for this, but, hey, it gives me an excuse to post a thread here (if only it were the "No More Sex" Forum):

Artificial Sperm Production to Further the Inexorable Obsolescence of the Human Male (ok, I made up the headline)

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Scientists say they have successfully made immature sperm cells from human bone marrow samples.

If these can be grown into fully developed sperm, which the researchers hope to do within five years, they may be useful in fertility treatments.
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post #2 of 11
4/15/07 at 5:22pm
I like my sperm, and it's better than their sperm. Boo.
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post #3 of 11
4/15/07 at 7:11pm
If Duckman has taught us anything from that one episode where the women and men segregate, it's that women need men and men need women for reasons other than reproduction.
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post #4 of 11
4/16/07 at 12:46am
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Originally Posted by BBC
1) Stem cells isolated from bone marrow of male volunteers
2) In laboratory, stem cells cultured and identified. Some induced to become spermatological cells - which normally become sperm cells
3) Transplantation of cells into testicle - so far performed in mice
Apparently balls are still needed in the process, that was a close one.
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post #5 of 11
4/16/07 at 12:47am
Injected by needle! Science be a harsh mistress.
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post #6 of 11
4/16/07 at 2:08am
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
Apparently balls are still needed in the process, that was a close one.
It's a slippery slope, made all the more slippery by the free-flowing artificial man-gravy.
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post #7 of 11
4/16/07 at 1:34pm
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Originally Posted by bobblemonkey
It's a slippery slope, made all the more slippery by the free-flowing artificial man-gravy.
True enough, hopefully the process will somehow render all of the mice dead within months of having it done, that way these crazy scientists will realize they are tempting fate. Of course my lack of concern is a byproduct of being married thus not needing my balls on a daily basis. Those of you not married however should be appalled.
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post #8 of 11
4/16/07 at 1:48pm
But does it look as sexy once splattered upon the female's face?
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post #9 of 11
4/16/07 at 1:57pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
But does it look as sexy once splattered upon the female's face?
...IN SPACE???
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post #10 of 11
4/16/07 at 2:05pm
In times like this, when spirits are down and it appears that all hope is lost. I like to refer to someone who was himself in a similar situation of despair and hopelessness:

I now refer to this selection mainly headed by John "Bluto" Blutarsky:

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D-Day: War's over, man. Wormer dropped the big one.
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
Bluto: And it ain't over now. 'Cause when the goin' gets tough... [thinks hard] the tough get goin'! Who's with me? Let's go! [runs out, alone; then returns] What the fuck happened to the Delta I used to know? Where's the spirit? Where's the guts, huh? "Ooh, we're afraid to go with you Bluto, we might get in trouble." Well just kiss my ass from now on! Not me! I'm not gonna take this. Wormer, he's a dead man! Marmalard, dead! Niedermeyer--
Otter: Dead! Bluto's right. Psychotic, but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part.
Bluto: We're just the guys to do it.
D-Day: Let's do it.
Bluto: LET'S DO IT!!
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post #11 of 11
4/16/07 at 5:57pm
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Originally Posted by Smeagol
If Duckman has taught us anything from that one episode where the women and men segregate, it's that women need men and men need women for reasons other than reproduction.
Props for that Duckman reference!
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