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What radioactive animal/s would you like being bitten by (if you had to) ?

post #1 of 44
4/25/07 at 12:01am
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Other than a spider, what other radioactive animal/s would you like being bitten by (if you had to be) and what cool or unique (serious or humorous) superpower/s could it offer you.
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post #2 of 44
4/25/07 at 12:05am
Polar bears. They're the fiercest killers in the animal kingdom.

(I'm so very, very sorry.)
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post #3 of 44
4/25/07 at 12:14am
A condor! There's just so few of them, I'd like to pitch in.
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post #4 of 44
4/25/07 at 12:59am
A bat, then I could be batma... err I'll come up with a name later that I can copyright and make a quarter everytime someone says it.
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post #5 of 44
4/25/07 at 1:13am
Is this the secret poll to see if America is ready for Manimal to come back to tv? Because it is.
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post #6 of 44
4/25/07 at 1:15am
A crab. I want the power of sidewayswalk.
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post #7 of 44
4/25/07 at 2:07am
The mayfly.
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post #8 of 44
4/25/07 at 3:10am
Barbaro.
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post #9 of 44
4/25/07 at 3:25am
A radioactive Monica Bellucci. (And she'd be green - not gray!)

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post #10 of 44
4/25/07 at 3:27am
For the sake of realism, a T-rex.
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post #11 of 44
4/25/07 at 3:32am
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post #12 of 44
4/25/07 at 10:19am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
A crab. I want the power of sidewayswalk.
Oh, Patrick, look into your heart. That power's always been inside you.
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post #13 of 44
4/25/07 at 10:35am
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton
What in the name of Marlin Perkins is that???
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post #14 of 44
4/25/07 at 10:36am
A star-nosed mole.....for, you know, the driving skills.

(Anyone a fan of the Frantics?)
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post #15 of 44
4/25/07 at 10:39am
An elephant. Always wondered what it'd be like to be John Hurt.
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post #16 of 44
4/25/07 at 10:52am
A Great White Shark, although living in the Ocean full time would probably suck. I would totally destroy Joey Chestnut and Kobyashi in the hot dog eating contests though, so I'd have that going for me....which is nice.
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post #17 of 44
4/26/07 at 2:06am
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector,
What in the name of Marlin Perkins is that???
Anaconda.
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post #18 of 44
4/26/07 at 2:33am
A rabbit. 'Cause you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.
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post #19 of 44
4/26/07 at 3:41am
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
A rabbit. 'Cause you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals.
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post #20 of 44
4/26/07 at 9:26am
Since you asked what animals... I'd like to be bitten by these:

1) A radioactive falcon for the power of flight.

2) A radioactive bear for the power of might.

3) A radioactive lion for the power of fight.

4) A radioactive giraffe for the power of height.

5) A radioactive firefly for the power of bright.

6) A radioactive donkey for the power of huge cock.
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post #21 of 44
4/26/07 at 10:26am
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector,
A star-nosed mole.....for, you know, the driving skills.

(Anyone a fan of the Frantics?)
I get around in a brown car,
in a brown car,
it's brown.

I like to get around town
Because my car is brown

People always ask me
how I get around town.
I get around town
in a brown car,
it's brown.
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post #22 of 44
4/26/07 at 12:17pm
Samurai.
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post #23 of 44
4/26/07 at 2:02pm
a radioactive panda cuz then I'd have an excuse for being so cute and fuzzy.
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post #24 of 44
4/26/07 at 2:49pm
I'll take a radioactive Hulk. I like those.
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post #25 of 44
4/29/07 at 4:47pm
...a radioactive Ma-Ti, so I can finally work out WHAT THE FUCK the 'Power of HEART' means...
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post #26 of 44
4/29/07 at 5:09pm
Radioactive Dragon, because then I could find work in Hollywood and in NerdCons everywhere.

Also: fire, baby!
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post #27 of 44
4/29/07 at 5:13pm
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Originally Posted by Quarant
6) A radioactive donkey for the power of huge cock.
And if you want huge testicles, don't forget the radioactive goat:
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post #28 of 44
4/29/07 at 5:21pm
Also, my paranoia is telling me that KL70 is an agent for Sony and is simply viral-advertising Spiderman-3.
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post #29 of 44
4/29/07 at 5:28pm
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton
Anaconda.
What's an Aconda?
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post #30 of 44
4/29/07 at 5:34pm
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Originally Posted by Nexus
Also, my paranoia is telling me that KL70 is an agent for Sony and is simply viral-advertising Spiderman-3.
Was my first thought too.

I'd like to be bitten by a city dog, though, in order to gain the power of compelling others to handle my feces. Without paying $400/hour.
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post #31 of 44
4/29/07 at 5:56pm
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
And if you want huge testicles, don't forget the radioactive goat...
Why on earth would I want testicles that big? They'd provide my female foes with an all-too-easy target for kicking.
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post #32 of 44
4/29/07 at 6:07pm
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Originally Posted by Quarant
Why on earth would I want testicles that big? They'd provide my female foes with an all-too-easy target for kicking.
But on the other hand, think of the spunk production rate on those babies!


Or don't, because I regret having done so.
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post #33 of 44
4/29/07 at 6:40pm
Ignore
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post #34 of 44
4/29/07 at 7:27pm
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Originally Posted by Nexus
But on the other hand, think of the spunk production rate on those babies!
Reason #12, 476 why I don't understand men. Who gives a shit about ejaculatory volume unless you're out to fertilize the world?


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Originally Posted by Nexus
Or don't, because I regret having done so.
While you're imagining it, goats have an extention to their urethra so that, under pressure, it may whip around like an uncontrolled high pressure garden hose, spraying ejaculate every which way. Unless, of course, that urethral process has been surgically removed due to urolithiasis.
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post #35 of 44
4/29/07 at 7:44pm
Bel, don't take this the wrong way, but sometimes you scare the goddamn piss out of me.
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post #36 of 44
4/29/07 at 8:19pm
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Originally Posted by Schwartz
Bel, don't take this the wrong way, but sometimes you scare the goddamn piss out of me.
Yeah, I have that effect on people.

By the way, I'm a vet, so it's not like I know about goat reproduction for my own amusement. Of course, I don't work on goats, so male reproductive anatomy and physiology of goats (and most other species) is just random trivia floating around in my head nowadays.
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post #37 of 44
4/29/07 at 9:02pm
I'm a pretty big spiderman fan, so I would have to go with a spider, hoping for some super powers
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post #38 of 44
4/29/07 at 11:20pm
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Originally Posted by Graham
What's an Aconda?
I refer you to post #11, sir.
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post #39 of 44
4/30/07 at 1:15am
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Originally Posted by PhishMan
I'm a pretty big spiderman fan, so I would have to go with a spider, hoping for some super powers
I wouldn't doubt someone with a postcount of over 300, but together with THIS I think members' accounts are being hijacked by shills
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post #40 of 44
4/30/07 at 1:21am
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Originally Posted by Nexus
I wouldn't doubt someone with a postcount of over 300, but together with THIS I think members' accounts are being hijacked by shills
To be fair, he is called "Phishman"...
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post #41 of 44
4/30/07 at 5:47am
Radioactive racoon, I could collect shiny objects and spread rabies.
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post #42 of 44
4/30/07 at 8:47am
RADIOACTIVE rabies, no less.

Which is the best kind.
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post #43 of 44
5/11/07 at 4:38pm
A rat because it would give me the super power of causing women to scream whenever I am near. Fortunately I don't even have to be bitten by the rat.
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post #44 of 44
5/11/07 at 8:20pm
An electric eel.
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