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Nudist Colony question

post #1 of 16
4/25/07 at 1:22am
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What do the women do when they're on their period?
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post #2 of 16
4/25/07 at 1:39am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
What do the women do when they're on their period?
Shed their uterine linings for about 5 days.












Seriously, though, use tampons or soft cups. Didn't we already have this discussion?
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post #3 of 16
4/25/07 at 1:41am
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So they just have strings hanging out? Grossawesome.
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post #4 of 16
4/25/07 at 1:58am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
So they just have strings hanging out? Grossawesome.

Yes. Or, some women use bikini bottoms during their monthy celebration of non-pregnancy.
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post #5 of 16
4/25/07 at 2:02am
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So, if I were going to go to a nudist colony not only would I need to get used to the whole naked thing, but I'd need to get used to knowing at all times what women are on their period.

AND, when I see the tampon strings I won't be able to hide my arousal.
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post #6 of 16
4/25/07 at 2:05am
Well, there's also the bonus that you can keep staring at the strings coming out of the women to avoid looking at the dudes that look like your high school principle. And by the dudes, I mean all the men there will look like high school administrators.
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post #7 of 16
4/25/07 at 2:07am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
So, if I were going to go to a nudist colony not only would I need to get used to the whole naked thing, but I'd need to get used to knowing at all times what women are on their period.

AND, when I see the tampon strings I won't be able to hide my arousal.
Well, first of all, you can't always see the tampon strings, because most women have thighs.

Secondly, you'll find that nudity gets pretty old pretty fast. It's just not that arousing.

People at nudist camps aren't there because they're sexy. They're there because they're nudist. So you'll find that they come in all shapes and sizes.

If you think having an erection with clothes on is embarassing, think about how it is when everyone can see every degree of arousal you might have.

Finally, if you treat it like a porn camp instead of a naturalist colony, you'll get kicked out. It's not about being hypersexual. It's not even about being sexual.

ETA: Sorry, I'm tired, and I just got done working, so I'm not in a terribly humorous mood. Otherwise, I'd say something like: Yeah, it's kinda hard to hide your arousal when you're naked too. Or make a small-dick-size joke or something.
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post #8 of 16
4/25/07 at 2:08am
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Except me, which would be another advantage. I would have any woman I wanted merely because I'm not balding. Unless they were one of those weird chicks who are into personality.
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post #9 of 16
4/25/07 at 2:10am
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Except me, which would be another advantage. I would have any woman I wanted merely because I'm not balding. Unless they were one of those weird chicks who are into personality.
Shhh...saying things like that will only encourage the small-minded ones of the other sex.
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post #10 of 16
4/25/07 at 2:55pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
What do the women do when they're on their period?
Squat.
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post #11 of 16
4/25/07 at 3:05pm
I heard their periods attract bears.
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post #12 of 16
4/25/07 at 5:55pm
That's why in Cub Scouts they always told us to put our menstrurating women in a sack (along with any other foodstuffs) and hang it high up in a tree at night while camping.
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post #13 of 16
4/25/07 at 6:17pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Except me, which would be another advantage. I would have any woman I wanted merely because I'm not balding. Unless they were one of those weird chicks who are into personality.
You could also have any woman you want because they, too, probably look like high school administrators. And the period thing might not be such a big deal, since, based on what I've seen on TV, the most committed nudists are post-menopausal, anyway.
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post #14 of 16
4/25/07 at 6:29pm
I'm really worried about you Patrick. Seriously.

Are we entirely to blame for this prematurely jaded funk you've been exhibiting lately, or have you been supplementing your corruption on the outside?
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post #15 of 16
4/26/07 at 9:11pm
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Originally Posted by Belethedheliel
I was so delighted to know that there had been a thread about periods. Then I saw that I commented in that thread.
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post #16 of 16
5/3/07 at 5:18pm
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