Rippoll

No, Ripoll hijacked Fabfunk's banana peel and KY. It's like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup commercial, but with much more banana peel fucking.

never thought of stickin it to a banana peel...might havta try that one out.

I get a "Talented Mr. Ripley" vibe from this thread.

Banana peel? You guys talking bout a particular thread? 'cause I sure would like to read it and make fun...

Yeah, ever since he got adopted as an Italian, he's being acting kinda strange.

I'm telling ya, Fred Armisen would be prefect to play that guy in The Chud Movie.

This might be a little taste of what Bob's talking about...Nudist Colony

Oooooookkkkaaaaaay....

These be the signs of a burgeoning perve, I believe.

Yep, he discussed it in the Britney thread.

I'm in an awkward spot because if I try to defend myself with "just curious, it was an innocent question, honest" I will seem even more fabfunkian. But the plant sex was on the front page for pornotube, the nudist colony question at least started as an honest question, though my jokes were bad attempts at humor I wasn't smart enough to just leave alone.

As for the banana peel, my fourteenth year of life was a strange and confusing one.

pornotube?

Hey Ripoll, you got any inside info on the casting for SPIECES QUATTRO?

Well, at least it's not all us. Pornotube apparently has been an influence.

Of course, the fact that he seems to visit pornotube regularly is not necessarily a good sign. Patrick, get a PO Box and subscribe to Penthouse.

Why, do they have plant sex?

Or...just subscribe your next door neighbor to Penthouse...then intercept the mail everyday before they check it.

Actually, the reason is that they don't have plant sex.

Fabfunk had sincere and honest questions too. That's what (partly)made him seem creepy.

I don't get it. Why would I want that magazine?

You could write to the editors and petition for plant sex.

Dude, you're becoming that guy who forwards emails of horse-sex to his entire address book thinking they might get a good laugh out of it. I know that guy. Nobody likes him.

Guys, just cut young Patrick some slack. Let him experiment and discover his sexual identity without adding guilt to his already anxious mind. After all, plants are people too.

You'll be proud of the results. Or he could turn out fabfunky and then everyone can point, laugh and verbally abuse him. It's a win-win situation.

Say you guys, leave 'im alone! Soy here's earned more respect here than Dan Whitehead, God rest him, for his earnest, good-natured ways.

Why, why, Riviello, remember the time the ol' guinea came all the way from Chicago to help you New York boys beat the Jersey wops at the bi-annual stickball & pasta eating tournament?!

And, Old Man Singer! Remember the time those fourth graders called your bluff and wouldn't get off your lawn? Didn't our own Patrick chase 'em off and repair your picket fence because you were too infirm to get up from your wheelchair?

Moltisanti, good ol' Moltisanti! The last time you were in the joint, doncha remember the time Patrick hid that VHS copy of Arctic Blue in the cake for your birthday? And don't believe that fucking glory hog DarkMite8, he only did the lettering!

Doncha see?! This is all Don Murphy's doing! Laughin' up on his high horse up on a hill, wearin' that high hat and ignorin' the postproduction on Transformers so he can focus on tearin' us apart. And we can't let that happen, we gotta hold together, and acknowledge the fact that with Fabfunk gone his vital role on the boards is gonna be subconsciously filled by one of us or another.

Edit: no no no, I'm not cracking that joke!

Saw Boss; also down with the plant pussy.

I don't think we have to worry 'til Patrick posts a thread with the dubious title of KFC Sex.

Ripoll, you look at porn on the internet? You have issues.

Nah, when he starts dating a girl named "Audrey" or if he changes his username to "Swamp Thing" is when we need to worry.

I think you mean tissues.

Go away! 'batin'!

And Ripoll, when your penis talks to you, don't answer back. That's when you create creepy thread.

This whole thread is creepy. I hope Patty isn't trying to take my spot as the wacky 19 year old.

I could never hope to reach the heights of Ferris Bueller's Day Off 2. I'll settle with being the plucky white guy who tries to act like he's not acting black.

You're not black? wtf