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post #151 of 186
6/10/07 at 1:12am
Camel toe
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post #152 of 186
6/10/07 at 2:45am
mYErs87
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post #153 of 186
6/10/07 at 11:15am
Take 2 of these and call me in the morning
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post #154 of 186
6/11/07 at 10:10am
So it goes
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post #155 of 186
6/11/07 at 2:31pm
But it's pronounced "Throat-Warbler Mangrove".
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post #156 of 186
6/11/07 at 4:15pm
WhatEVER you do...don't underestimate him.
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post #157 of 186
6/12/07 at 12:55am
I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot!
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post #158 of 186
6/12/07 at 10:52am
Homosexuality is the best all-round cover an agent ever had.
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post #159 of 186
6/12/07 at 11:52am
There is a clear anti-correlation between the occurrence of walrus mustaches and the increase in average global temperature.
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post #160 of 186
6/12/07 at 3:05pm
Malkovich! Malkovich! Malkovich! Malkovich! Malkovich! Malkovich! Malkovich! Malkovich! Malkovich! Malkovich!
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post #161 of 186
6/12/07 at 7:15pm
Marriage is an important part of getting ahead: lets people know you're not a homo; married guy seems more stable; people see the ring, they think at least somebody can stand the son of a bitch; ladies see the ring, they know immediately you must have some cash or your cock must work.
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post #162 of 186
6/12/07 at 10:26pm
I have a surprising amount of clingfilm.
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post #163 of 186
6/12/07 at 11:56pm
Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me.
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post #164 of 186
6/13/07 at 9:29am
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Originally Posted by Greg David
I cannot - yet I must. How do you calculate that? At what point on the graph do "must" and "cannot" meet? Yet I must - but I cannot!
Such are the ways of Ro-Men!
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post #165 of 186
6/14/07 at 1:00am
My band once had a gig on the Gaza Strip, back then we were calling ourselves 'Cannibal Jesus & The Barbecued Jew'. Now, we may have lost our drummer and bass player that night, but we still rocked that bitch harder than a motherfuckin' scud!
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post #166 of 186
6/23/07 at 8:04pm
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post #167 of 186
6/23/07 at 9:55pm
I Don't Know What We're Yelling About!
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post #168 of 186
6/23/07 at 10:58pm


That's my place. It's really nice. Busy street but it's quiet at night.
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post #169 of 186
6/24/07 at 1:21am

*&^%$

I find it amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on maple poetry.
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post #170 of 186
6/24/07 at 12:21pm



http://chud.com/forums/showthread.php?t=101749
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post #171 of 186
6/29/07 at 9:00pm
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post #172 of 186
6/29/07 at 10:44pm
Gleek

Blip

Bleep

Gloop & Gleep





Shmoo
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post #173 of 186
6/29/07 at 11:52pm
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Gleek

Blip

Bleep

Gloop & Gleep





Shmoo
Stop trying to derail this thread.
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post #174 of 186
6/30/07 at 12:40am
When I was a kid I killed Santa Claus with the Jarts set he got me for Christmas. Watched him bleed right into the fire. Years later I was working for a headhunting firm and found out that Santa now is actually played by Larry Nussbaum, a part time butcher and non-practicing atheist.
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post #175 of 186
6/30/07 at 12:40am
Since when is selling shoes against the law!?
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post #176 of 186
6/30/07 at 8:43am
FLASH!!! Ahhh-ahhhhh......
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post #177 of 186
6/30/07 at 8:53am
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post #178 of 186
8/1/07 at 1:44pm
Fuck miyagi, fuck him in the ass.
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post #179 of 186
8/1/07 at 2:40pm
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Originally Posted by B_MetalSucks
Fuck miyagi, fuck him in the ass.
Daniel-son wax Miyagi's floor. Then, Miyagi wax Daniel-son's ass!

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post #180 of 186
8/1/07 at 2:49pm
I haven't seen your hands in over an hour.
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post #181 of 186
8/1/07 at 3:32pm
Wait, Mr. Miyagi's Asian?
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post #182 of 186
8/1/07 at 3:43pm
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Originally Posted by Jonathan Banks is my hero
Wait, Mr. Miyagi's Asian?
Mr. Kesuke Miyagi is Asian, Swedish miyagi is just a hemorrhoid.
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post #183 of 186
8/1/07 at 11:24pm
That's not true. Hemorrhoids know when to quit.
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post #184 of 186
8/1/07 at 11:31pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David
That's not true. Hemorrhoids know when to quit.
*You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Greg David again.*
I stand corrected. Thank you sir.
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post #185 of 186
8/1/07 at 11:44pm
And I ran up the stairs to my parents' bedroom
Mommy and daddy were sleeping in the moonlight
Slowly I opened the door
Creeping in the shadows right up to the foot of their bed
I raised the guitar high above my head
And just as I was about to bring the guitar crashing down upon the center of the bed
My father woke up, screaming STOP!
Wait a minute! Stop it boy, what do you think you're doing?!?
That's no way to treat an expensive musical instrument!
And I said, God DAMN it daddy,
You know I love you, but you've got a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll!
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post #186 of 186
8/2/07 at 11:44am
The only hit that comes out of a Helen Lawson show is Helen Lawson, and that's ME, baby, remember?
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