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Richard Gere faces Indian arrest warrant

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BBC Link

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An Indian court has issued an arrest warrant for Hollywood actor Richard Gere after he kissed Bollywood star Shilpa Shetty in public.
I dont think you've really lived until you've had an effigy of yourself burned by witless protestors.
post #2 of 23
Hey, Islamic fundamentalists have some competition now.
post #3 of 23
I saw a clip of the protests and I couldn't believe how nuts those folks were going as they burned him in effigy. It was as if they'd never seen a flaming Richard Gere before.
post #4 of 23
Photographs of the clinch were splashed across front pages of newspapers in India.
Public displays of affection are still largely taboo in India, and protestors in Mumbai (Bombay) set fire to effigies of Gere following the incident.


WTF, if it's so taboo, why are the pics on the front page of their newspapers?

Maybe Gere will now star in an Indian remake of Red Corner?
post #5 of 23
::insert witty gerbil joke here::
post #6 of 23
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
I saw a clip of the protests and I couldn't believe how nuts those folks were going as they burned him in effigy. It was as if they'd never seen a flaming Richard Gere before.
Heh.
post #7 of 23
[Insert religious figure here] forbid if a cartoon of the clinch is created as well. Then it's just fucking ARMAGEDDON!
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Originally Posted by Martianman
[Insert religious figure here] forbid if a cartoon of the clinch is created as well. Then it's just fucking ARMAGEDDON!
Seriously, if it was a picture of him making out with the prophet Mohammed, maybe we could finally stop the fighting between India and Pakistan by uniting them against Richard Gere. That's a price I may be willing to pay ...
post #9 of 23
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Originally Posted by dontEATnachos
Seriously, if it was a picture of him making out with the prophet Mohammed, maybe we could finally stop the fighting between India and Pakistan by uniting them against Richard Gere. That's a price I may be willing to pay ...
Hummmm....perhaps Gere should play Ozymandias in the Watchmen film?

Perhaps that's what we need right now, someone we all can hate and unite against. Bush doesn't count, because there are those that love him.

So Gere just doesn't go back to India. No big loss. What about the poor actress he kissed? That's her homeland, right? She's screwed.
post #10 of 23
Have frivolous bullshit lawsuits become so common that we're starting frivolous bullshit criminal cases now? This is one of the most fucking retarded things I've heard this week.

And aren't there like a billion people in India? What's with the prudishness? Clearly someone is doing some fucking.



On second thought, this is sheer pornography. I'm scandalized.
post #11 of 23
Why does it seem like every other culture in the world doesn't know the meaning of "measured response"? We get offended by something, we write our congressman or post to our blog or organize a boycott or hold a march. Then you have the cultures who get offended and it's "THEIR CITIES MUST BURN AND THE ASHES MUST BE DANCED UPON!!!" Where does that level of anger come from?
post #12 of 23
That's what happens when you have to eat sand and boiled rocks for a living. It would make any one grouchy I suppose
post #13 of 23
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
Why does it seem like every other culture in the world doesn't know the meaning of "measured response"?
There are a lot of cultures in the world, you know. Don't judge them by a few idiots.

And there are a lot of people who probably didn't think Virginia Tech was much of a "measured response" either.
post #14 of 23
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I read that via a Google statistic type page, the countries that looked up the word 'sex' or 'porn' the most, I cant remember which, were 'Islamic' countries like Pakistan, etc.

Lotta frustrated citizens I imagine.

EDIT: Found it, it was 'sex'. Oh look, India's third.

EDIT EDIT: For 'fuck' Pakistan makes it to number one again!

Animal sex? You guessed it, Pakistan. ("No news articles were found" lol)
post #15 of 23
Jeez, we're all just a bunch of prudes.
post #16 of 23
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade
Have frivolous bullshit lawsuits become so common that we're starting frivolous bullshit criminal cases now? This is one of the most fucking retarded things I've heard this week.

And aren't there like a billion people in India? What's with the prudishness? Clearly someone is doing some fucking.

On second thought, this is sheer pornography. I'm scandalized.
Forget it, Jim. It's Indiatown.

And yeah, there's a billion of 'em, and they make more babies every day. But they don't feel good about it.

I'm still trying to figure out that this peck on the cheek has scandalized a nation that produced the Kama Sutra. Guess there's no kissin' in that book, just screwin'.
post #17 of 23
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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson
Why does it seem like every other culture in the world doesn't know the meaning of "measured response"?
Three words: Janet. Jackson's. Nipple.
post #18 of 23
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector,
Forget it, Jim. It's Indiatown.

And yeah, there's a billion of 'em, and they make more babies every day. But they don't feel good about it.

I'm still trying to figure out that this peck on the cheek has scandalized a nation that produced the Kama Sutra. Guess there's no kissin' in that book, just screwin'.
I was curious about this discrepancy, too, so I did a little googling and found this blog entry by a writer who's lived in India and Latin American. He doesn't offer a definitive theory on why India's had such a turnaround on sexuality, but he offers a few guesses (the idea that both Muslim and colonial Victorian influences were factors seems pretty valid to me).

I'm not sure if it makes much sense to question how the culture that produced the Kama Sutra can have such wacked-out ideas about sexuality in public when we live in a culture that largely adheres to the Bible with its far more restrictive ideology that still manages to squeeze out pop culture that's awash in sexuality. If you want contradiction and hypocrisy in terms of sex and religion, you don't have to travel all the way to India - it's just flipped around (although it's interesting how women are ultimately still victimized as a result, in both cases).
post #19 of 23
Well, they are asking for it.
post #20 of 23
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector,
Forget it, Jim. It's Indiatown.
This is probably the best way to go with it. We're talking about a place where the Minister of Transportation once blamed a trainwreck on an unhappy god.

A place where, when famous Indian actor Rajkumar died, massive riots broke out and in one location fourteen buses were set on fire (when Clint Eastwood dies, let's get together and set up our country-wide arson plans, okay?).

And of course, there's the ever-popular "Monkey Man of India": http://www.strangemag.com/monkeyman.html
post #21 of 23
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Originally Posted by Big Jim Slade
Have frivolous bullshit lawsuits become so common that we're starting frivolous bullshit criminal cases now? This is one of the most fucking retarded things I've heard this week.

And aren't there like a billion people in India? What's with the prudishness? Clearly someone is doing some fucking.



On second thought, this is sheer pornography. I'm scandalized.
DUDE! Post a NSFW warning next time!
post #22 of 23
I don't get it. I was recently in India and I'm confused by this reaction.

I was watching a lot of their music videos, and while they are not exactly of the MTV rapper style fare, they do show very pretty women dancing provocatively and not exactly dressed in burkas.

Not to mention at the hotel, they had a Kama Sutra book, not with drawings but splash page sized photographs showing you the examples. As soon as we walked into the bookstore, the guy at the counter was opening the book and showing it to us with no problems.
post #23 of 23
Could be a regional thing...India's fairly well divided along cultural lines.
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