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post #101 of 146
7/15/07 at 7:26am
And what about your no-penetration rule? Broken?


Seriously though, congratulations. It's a good thing you're giving it a chance instead of just wondering. Hope it works out.
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post #102 of 146
7/15/07 at 7:32am
Well I'm not gay but I did once put the handle end of a screwdriver up my ass while masturbating just to see how that would work out.
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post #103 of 146
7/15/07 at 7:41am
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave
Well I'm not gay but I did once put the handle end of a screwdriver up my ass while masturbating just to see how that would work out.
So one might say you screwed yourself? HAHAHAHA.... No, really, that story's disgusting...
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post #104 of 146
7/15/07 at 7:42am
I hate everyone.
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post #105 of 146
7/15/07 at 10:25am
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Quarant
So you officially gay now?
Officially bi. I still love women.
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post #106 of 146
7/15/07 at 1:04pm
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave
Well I'm not gay but I did once put the handle end of a screwdriver up my ass while masturbating just to see how that would work out.
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post #107 of 146
7/15/07 at 2:16pm
Hey c'mon it's not that I get turned on by tools it was just the only thing of proper shape and size I had lying around.

However, I did chuckle quite a bit a few weeks later when my dad helped me put up some kitchen cabinets, and he was standing there using the very same screwdriver.
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post #108 of 146
7/15/07 at 2:36pm
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Originally Posted by Quarant
No, really, that story's disgusting
Feel free to turn the lowercase letters into caps.
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post #109 of 146
7/15/07 at 2:55pm
Do you fap to Jeff Goldblum? I honestly want to know.
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post #110 of 146
7/15/07 at 2:59pm
Hey now, you don't have to be gay to do that.
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post #111 of 146
7/15/07 at 3:07pm
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave
Well I'm not gay but I did once put the handle end of a screwdriver up my ass while masturbating just to see how that would work out.
Well at least your girlfriend has something else now for you to move up to in size.
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post #112 of 146
7/15/07 at 3:07pm
He can always spraypaint my ass bright orange.
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post #113 of 146
7/15/07 at 3:08pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
It worked out.
Very happy for you. Hope it lasts.
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post #114 of 146
7/15/07 at 3:11pm
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave
Hey c'mon it's not that I get turned on by tools it was just the only thing of proper shape and size I had lying around.

However, I did chuckle quite a bit a few weeks later when my dad helped me put up some kitchen cabinets, and he was standing there using the very same screwdriver.
So, to review, your dad screwed your mom resulting in you. You screwed a screwdriver and your dad used the same screwdriver to help you screw up some cabinets?

The circle of life....
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post #115 of 146
7/15/07 at 3:29pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
It worked out.
Good work.
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post #116 of 146
7/15/07 at 3:30pm
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Originally Posted by Bitches Leave
Well I'm not gay but I did once put the handle end of a screwdriver up my ass while masturbating just to see how that would work out.
Great now I've got the image of a slimmed down John Candy with the business end of a screwdriver hanging out his rear end. That sir is a frightening image.
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post #117 of 146
7/15/07 at 4:52pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Great now I've got the image of a slimmed down John Candy with the business end of a screwdriver hanging out his rear end. That sir is a frightening image.
Well as long as you don't have the image in your head the next time you masturbate you will be fine. Otherwise I feel very sorry for you.
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post #118 of 146
7/15/07 at 4:56pm
uh yeah, you can be rest assured I am no by no means masturbating to that image.
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post #119 of 146
7/15/07 at 5:20pm
and the hate burns like a thousand suns.
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post #120 of 146
7/15/07 at 6:01pm
Hay Tims how bout sum experimentin (^_~)
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post #121 of 146
7/15/07 at 6:10pm
Careful Luca, that's the sort of experimentin' that got Nazi Germany started.
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post #122 of 146
7/15/07 at 6:24pm
TIM.( >^_^)>......[FEELD.OF.FLOWARS]......<(^_^< ) LEWKUH.
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post #123 of 146
7/15/07 at 6:27pm
Now THAT's a thread with a happy ending.
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post #124 of 146
7/17/07 at 6:21pm
I believe it was James Dean that said: "I'm not gay, but I wouldn't want to go through life with one arm tied behind me either."
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post #125 of 146
7/17/07 at 11:00pm
So what you're saying is James Dean wasn't into bondage either?
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post #126 of 146
7/17/07 at 11:00pm
So what you're saying is James Dean wasn't into bondage either?
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post #127 of 146
8/10/07 at 9:01am
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Originally Posted by Moltisanti
GET YOW ASS ON MY CHOPPA!!!
Dude, please...this is a delicate subject...
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post #128 of 146
8/22/07 at 10:05pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
It worked out.
...No details? You can't do this to me, the people have the right to know!

Was it a one time thing? A fling? A romance? Come on, give us something!
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post #129 of 146
8/22/07 at 10:18pm
Details? All I know is they don't call him Riphole for nothin'.
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post #130 of 146
8/22/07 at 10:29pm
Except some of us pronounce it 'Rip-ho-leeey'.
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post #131 of 146
8/22/07 at 10:47pm
Thread Starter 
And some call me Patrick Grip-pole.
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post #132 of 146
8/22/07 at 11:05pm
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Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
And some call me Pat-dick Grip-pole.
Fixed.
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post #133 of 146
8/23/07 at 5:16pm
So how did it pan out, Rip?
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post #134 of 146
8/23/07 at 6:04pm
And yes, be as descriptive as possible for *Ahem* records purposes...yes records....
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post #135 of 146
8/23/07 at 6:34pm
I just wanna know if he went 5-Hole.
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post #136 of 146
8/24/07 at 4:40am
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Originally Posted by Chris Kent
I just wanna know if he went 5-Hole.
nostril?
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post #137 of 146
8/24/07 at 9:51am
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Originally Posted by Chris Kent
So how did it pan out, Rip?
We have top men working on him...top men.
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post #138 of 146
8/24/07 at 10:08am
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~
We have top men working on him...top men.
Working around the cock to get results.
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post #139 of 146
10/11/07 at 2:41pm
Today is the 20th Anniversary of Coming Out Day. If you're planning on having the big talk with your poor mother tonight, here's the Human Rights Campaign's Resource Guide to Coming Out.
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post #140 of 146
10/11/07 at 2:52pm
http://chud.com/forums/showpost.php?...7&postcount=85
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post #141 of 146
10/11/07 at 2:56pm
I was wondering why today is "National Fathers Stop Talking About Their Sons At Work Day." It all makes sense now.
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post #142 of 146
10/11/07 at 2:58pm
National "Mothers Are Sure You Just Haven't Met the Right Girl Yet" Day?
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post #143 of 146
10/11/07 at 3:05pm
I'd say it's more like National "Yeah, We Know Already. Pass The Peanuts." Day. At least that's how it was for me.
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post #144 of 146
10/11/07 at 5:02pm
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Originally Posted by MissZooey
Today is the 20th Anniversary of Coming Out Day. If you're planning on having the big talk with your poor mother tonight, here's the Human Rights Campaign's Resource Guide to Coming Out.
Or as they call it in San Francisco, Thursday.
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post #145 of 146
10/11/07 at 6:14pm
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Originally Posted by Ryan S~
Or as they call it in San Francisco, Thursday.
That makes no sense. Please try harder next time.
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post #146 of 146
10/11/07 at 10:59pm
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Originally Posted by BobClark
What, you couldn't find a gay themed "Hi and Lois"?
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