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post #51 of 88
5/9/07 at 12:57am
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When you put it like that, maybe there's something to be said for getting back to basics...
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post #52 of 88
5/9/07 at 2:11am
I love that because of this thread, I got Ripoll to type out "Shit on my cock is great".

I also from time to time use "Sister's cunt!" and, once in a blue moon, "Jesus Panda-Fisting Christ!"

Also, because of Chud, I've recently found myself fighting the urge to exclaim "Pack of Niggers!" I guess it can't all be Beaks brilliance and feces-covered cocks.
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post #53 of 88
5/9/07 at 6:29pm
Asian Balls!
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post #54 of 88
5/9/07 at 7:01pm
I really can't give up the Christian expletives, I was raised Catholic and it's been too bred into me.

Also, some part of my brain is still seven years old and gets a kick out of taking the Lords name in vain.

However, if you must have your agnostic expletives try 'pig fucker'
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post #55 of 88
5/9/07 at 9:44pm
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Originally Posted by EdHocken
Shit, why not go with a classic:

"Flip you, Melon farmer."

"Piece of tin!"
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post #56 of 88
5/18/07 at 7:17pm
A twist on a classic, "Son-of-a-blue-balled-bitch!", "Son-of-a-whore" is still a solid one too.

"Sweet fancy Moses!"

"Son-of-a-fuck" is a new one. "Fuck me running", "Eat my cunt!"

Sack of Fuck, eat some fuck and have a bowl of fuck are still in my vocabulary.

My dad used to say "Jesus H. Christ!" Didn't know he had a middle initial. Don't care for the religious swears myself.

For the nerds/geeks, "In the name of KIRK!" or "For the love of SPOCK!"

A personal favorite, "By hips and twin sisters!" This is best used while shaking your fists at someone/thing.
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post #57 of 88
5/21/07 at 5:14pm
I have, of late, been getting excellent mileage out of "Jiminy Fuckhole!"
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post #58 of 88
5/21/07 at 5:48pm
Van Dammit
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post #59 of 88
5/21/07 at 8:21pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Chris O.
Van Dammit
I'll file that with 'Dudikoff'.

This morning I heard myself say "Well, ain't that the sun and the moon?" Might stick with it.
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post #60 of 88
5/21/07 at 8:41pm
I enjoy "Bollocks" muttered quietly or Sarah Silverman's "What the cock is that/this shit?"
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post #61 of 88
6/6/07 at 10:19am
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As an athiest, I don't use Jesus Christ or any of it's derivatives, and I like to keep it short - three to four syllables tops. Motherfucker, what the fuck?, cocksucker, nigger shit, and "fucking nigger" cover pretty much any situation. The last two I especially like because I'm racially insensitive and in this day and age, "nigger" is a far more offensive (and consequently more satisfying) expletive than any possible use of the word "fuck".


Oh, sugar, you just gone and done the dumbest thing in your whole life.
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post #62 of 88
6/6/07 at 12:06pm
"God DAMMIT!.... maybe."
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post #63 of 88
6/6/07 at 12:08pm
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Originally Posted by Hammerhead
"Well, ain't that the sun and the moon?" Might stick with it.
Jesus, that's funny.
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post #64 of 88
6/6/07 at 12:26pm
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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl
I really can't give up the Christian expletives, I was raised Catholic and it's been too bred into me.

Also, some part of my brain is still seven years old and gets a kick out of taking the Lords name in vain.
Yep, I'm right there with you on that one. Now, having escaped my Catholic chains, I guess I'd be considered agnostic because of my beliefs.

So now I often substitute "Mel Gibson" for "God" in any context.

I swear to Mel Gibson, I'm gonna skull-fuck you...

For Gibson's sake, that's bush league!

Mel-dammit, what's with all the Mel-damn crazies out here today?

Mel Horatio Gibson, that's messed up right there.

You get the point.
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post #65 of 88
6/6/07 at 2:18pm
I've always loved Principal Skinner's "G.M. Chrysler!"
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post #66 of 88
6/6/07 at 6:48pm
I knew a guy who used to say "shitass", which I thought was pretty funny. I also like Nic Cage's use of "pygmies" in Matchstick Men.
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post #67 of 88
6/6/07 at 8:04pm
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Originally Posted by Angelo Mike
I knew a guy who used to say "shitass", which I thought was pretty funny.
My grandma loved that one. And crapassy.

But when it comes to expletives that really strike a nerve with some people, you just can't go wrong with CUNT.
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post #68 of 88
8/22/07 at 7:25pm
Don Ameche!
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post #69 of 88
8/22/07 at 7:30pm
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Originally Posted by JWFokker
A lot of these are far too long and elaborate to take the place of "Jesus Christ", the dude's "standard expression of exasperation". Seriously, he'd have to write some of these down to remember them.

As an athiest, I don't use Jesus Christ or any of it's derivatives, and I like to keep it short - three to four syllables tops. Motherfucker, what the fuck?, cocksucker, nigger shit, and "fucking nigger" cover pretty much any situation. The last two I especially like because I'm racially insensitive and in this day and age, "nigger" is a far more offensive (and consequently more satisfying) expletive than any possible use of the word "fuck".
I sure am glad this Nazi fuck is gone.
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post #70 of 88
8/22/07 at 7:58pm
My step-dad used the term Whore bait alot when I was a kid. He was one of those people that strung a whole lot of explitives together at one time.

Example:

"You dirty, cocksucking, motherfucking, whore bait, son of a bitch"!

Sometimes it was also lowdown, but not always.
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post #71 of 88
8/22/07 at 8:01pm
Peas and rice or cheese and rice which ever, or L. Ron Hubbard!
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post #72 of 88
8/22/07 at 11:11pm
Thread Starter 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Minsky
Don Ameche!
Win.
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post #73 of 88
8/23/07 at 12:08am
I had a friend who used to just shout out:

"Permafrost!"... I never really understood why.
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post #74 of 88
8/23/07 at 12:12am
I call people "dickbait" from time to time. It works for either gender, but obviously is twice as good if used on a man. Unless the man actually is gay, in which case it's just kind of weird.
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post #75 of 88
8/23/07 at 12:51am
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I sure am glad this Nazi fuck is gone.
I remember that post now, I was thinking "Am I the only one who just read that?" Ya'll left me hangin (No pun intended).
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post #76 of 88
8/23/07 at 11:27am
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Originally Posted by englebert
I sure am glad this Nazi fuck is gone.
How did we not catch this earlier?
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post #77 of 88
8/23/07 at 12:29pm
My current favourite is cocksnot. I have no idea where I picked that up.
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post #78 of 88
8/23/07 at 12:38pm
Son of a Hush Puppy.

I've been using it for over 20 years now. Don't know why or how, it just... appeared.
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post #79 of 88
8/24/07 at 5:33pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Owen
Without thinking I once yelled, "Jesus goddamn Christ!"
...and your grandma heard it and went to look up the shit you put on your myspace page, didn't she?
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post #80 of 88
8/24/07 at 5:43pm
Know what's funny, just randomy shout "You Rapist!"
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post #81 of 88
8/25/07 at 1:50am
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Originally Posted by Minsky
How did we not catch this earlier?
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance. We failed to pay the price. In the future, we must double our efforts.
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post #82 of 88
8/25/07 at 3:43am
"Monkeys!"
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post #83 of 88
9/1/07 at 9:53pm
Dog mad it!
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post #84 of 88
9/1/07 at 11:58pm
Any outburst from your Godless lips should suffice as an expletive in the eyes of the Lord.
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post #85 of 88
9/2/07 at 12:10am
I generally use "Fuck" for something like stubbing my toe. I'm quite partial to "Son of Bitch" when I realize something has gone wrong.
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post #86 of 88
9/2/07 at 4:31am
By the many forms of Gozer!
Alphabatised by the authors last name!
By the armspan of Cthulhu!
Antarctic Doppleganger!
By the hissing of cats!
Great beard of Nunziata!
Stolen joke of Ferrell!
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post #87 of 88
9/2/07 at 9:42pm
Gut down the hall from me in college used to say: "Whorebitchcunt!", like it was all one word.

I've been saying that ever since.

'Bout the same time, I was exceptionally outraged about something, and since "Jesus H. Christ!" is my default, too, uttered a pretty creative one; the friend who was with me still laughs about it: "Jesus H. Christ on an ET flying bicycle!"

It was the 80's; what can I say?

I'm also partial to "Shit on a stick!", which, when appropriate can be lengthened to "Shit on a Stick for Breakfast!" I one went so far as to say: "Shit on a stick for breakfast in the UC (Utica College, my alma mater) Cafeteria!" But I can see how that last one's kind of inside for most folks.
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post #88 of 88
9/2/07 at 11:03pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David
I call people "dickbait" from time to time. It works for either gender, but obviously is twice as good if used on a man.
"Dick-blister" is another good, effective one. It has that cringeworthiness to it.
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