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CHUD's recent slump

post #1 of 33
5/10/07 at 2:56pm
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It's been several hours since an article was posted.
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post #2 of 33
5/10/07 at 3:02pm
I bet they're all watching a movie.
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post #3 of 33
5/10/07 at 3:04pm
You spoiled bastards.
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post #4 of 33
5/10/07 at 3:07pm
Everything has gone to hell in a handbasket since you missed your opportunity to wedge a decomposing cat through your neighbor's mail slot. This is all your fault.
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post #5 of 33
5/10/07 at 3:12pm
God damn it, it's true...

Good thing I didn't tell you guys about the even more disgusting thing that was found on a sidewalk near my house...
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post #6 of 33
5/10/07 at 3:17pm
Was it a liquefied bum? Please tell me it was a liquefied bum.
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post #7 of 33
5/10/07 at 3:22pm
Could've been. It was a penis and scrotum. No balls.
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post #8 of 33
5/10/07 at 3:28pm
Stay away from any local diner running a special on "Mountain Oysters", Alex.
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post #9 of 33
5/10/07 at 3:30pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Could've been. It was a penis and scrotum. No balls.
Did you play "Hot Potato" with it?
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post #10 of 33
5/10/07 at 3:35pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Could've been. It was a penis and scrotum. No balls.
You lucky dog you! Deballed scroti is a delicacy where I come from.
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post #11 of 33
5/10/07 at 3:53pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
It was a penis and scrotum. No balls.
Aw, man, I've been looking for that.
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post #12 of 33
5/10/07 at 3:55pm
Grab Slater's towel. Stat.
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post #13 of 33
5/10/07 at 4:00pm
I didn't see it but it was apparently stepped on too. Imagine stepping on that and looking at the bottom of your shoe?

But I had a vision of some squirrel running off with the balls in his mouth... and I laughed. Meanwhile some poor guy's walking around with no package.
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post #14 of 33
5/10/07 at 4:05pm
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Originally Posted by Cervaise
Aw, man, I've been looking for that.
*Ques renedition of "Detachable Penis"*

and also someone get that Conan Bit with Andy Richter testifying how he found John Bobbit's package.
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post #15 of 33
5/10/07 at 4:23pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Could've been. It was a penis and scrotum. No balls.
So I guess Tom Sizemore had another drug test this week.
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post #16 of 33
5/10/07 at 4:56pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Could've been. It was a penis and scrotum. No balls.
I.... I just realised how horrible that is. I've seen some crazy shit, but I can't actually imagine a situation where this could've happened. Maybe if a hooker had an epileptic fit while giving a blowjob, or something...
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post #17 of 33
5/10/07 at 5:07pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
But I had a vision of some squirrel running off with the balls in his mouth... and I laughed. Meanwhile some poor guy's walking around with no package.
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post #18 of 33
5/10/07 at 5:21pm
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Originally Posted by Quarant
I.... I just realised how horrible that is. I've seen some crazy shit, but I can't actually imagine a situation where this could've happened. Maybe if a hooker had an epileptic fit while giving a blowjob, or something...
Yeah, we were trying to figure it out as well. Or if maybe it were a dog's. I really wish it were a joke, but I trust the person who saw it completely.

In any case, something strange is going around here...

Uh. Best thread derailment ever?
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post #19 of 33
5/10/07 at 5:23pm
I imagine those that stepped on it thought it was a weird looking hot dog. Wait, does a Penis shrink further upon being cut off? Maybe it turns into the size of like an M&M.
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post #20 of 33
5/10/07 at 5:24pm
2-3 inches, apparently...
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post #21 of 33
5/10/07 at 5:29pm
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I imagine it was almost midnight and he had to quickly leave the ball before his true identity was discovered. Now the poor princess much search all the villages, looking for the pair of testicles that fit inside the scrotum.
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post #22 of 33
5/10/07 at 5:37pm
I just realized there's a man running around with his testicles hanging and swaying violently without any protection.

Wait...who said it was A MAN?!
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post #23 of 33
5/10/07 at 5:40pm
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El Chupacabra lives?
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post #24 of 33
5/10/07 at 5:58pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
2-3 inches, apparently...
Nobody's gonna step up and claim that.
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post #25 of 33
5/10/07 at 6:19pm
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Originally Posted by 70sCinema
Nobody's gonna step up and claim that.
*rimshot*
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post #26 of 33
5/10/07 at 6:34pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Good lord! Squirrels are pissed and are impersonating Harrison Ford.
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post #27 of 33
5/10/07 at 9:04pm
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Ummm, is that squirrel playing Duck Hunt?
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post #28 of 33
5/10/07 at 9:25pm
CHUD used to be great, but this latest version is worse than Batman Forever. Devin's dancing scene was also totally out of character.
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post #29 of 33
5/11/07 at 8:22am
Only complete idiots do not understand the depth and meaning of Devin's dancing scene.
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post #30 of 33
5/11/07 at 8:27am
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Originally Posted by Jared Melton
Only complete idiots do not understand the depth and meaning of Devin's dancing scene.
The one set to the tune of My Humps?
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post #31 of 33
5/11/07 at 8:31am
How can you not look at CHUD in a post-Scorched Planet context?
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post #32 of 33
5/11/07 at 1:52pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Could've been. It was a penis and scrotum. No balls.
Did you pick it up and blow on it like one of those party favors everyone has on New Years Eve?
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post #33 of 33
5/11/07 at 2:16pm
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Originally Posted by Chris Miller
The one set to the tune of My Humps?
Winner!
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