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Reasons you don't kill yourself

post #1 of 82
Thread Starter 
(With apoligies to Slater.)

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post #2 of 82
Quote:
Originally Posted by Whirlybird
(With apoligies to Slater.)

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How cumSlater gets all teh apoligies??
post #3 of 82
Quote:
Originally Posted by Graham
How cumSlater gets all teh apoligies??
Well, it might have to do with the fact that his towel smells of balls and Crab Rangoon.
post #4 of 82
Too lazy. Waiting for time to do it for me.
post #5 of 82
I was dead up until 1974. I'm enjoying this new experience and I am in no hurry to go back.
post #6 of 82
Haven't fucked a Suicide Girl yet.
post #7 of 82
Quarant hasn't fucked a Suicide Girl yet.
post #8 of 82
CHUD.com. It keeps me going. Seriously.
post #9 of 82
Ian Challis hasn't killed himself yet.
post #10 of 82
Patrick hasn't fucked a cantaloupe yet.
post #11 of 82
Patrick hasn't admitted to fucking a cantaloupe yet.
post #12 of 82
Too many personal secrets would be revealed when my loved ones go through my possessions.
post #13 of 82
Haven't promised American citizenship to a prostitute yet.
post #14 of 82
Jumped off building, keep landing on my feet.
post #15 of 82
Need to know if Meredith finally ends up with McDreamy.
post #16 of 82
cause it's the pussy way to go.

(unless surrounded by a room full of zombies, monsters, etc., and i'm down to my last bullet)
post #17 of 82
Garage door won't go all the way down.
post #18 of 82
Need to live long enough to name my next son Cletus VanDamme.

JS
post #19 of 82
Because I want to become a matyr... only being an atheist I'm stumped for a cause.
post #20 of 82
'Cuz that, like, smacks of effort, man.
post #21 of 82
I'm scared. I'll be the honest one.
post #22 of 82
Can't commit suicide. Eating.
post #23 of 82
Haven't made myself look like nearly as big an ass as I would like.
post #24 of 82
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Originally Posted by Chris O.
Can't commit suicide. Eating.
What are you eating? Maybe you are subconsciously trying to commit suicide.
post #25 of 82
Too many movies I need to see, and make.
post #26 of 82
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Originally Posted by Amphibatron
What are you eating? Maybe you are subconsciously trying to commit suicide.
Pills...is that bad?
post #27 of 82
You know, now that you mention it, I don't really know. Huh.
post #28 of 82
Too busy.
post #29 of 82
Want to see how long it takes before for an actually witty response hits this thread.
post #30 of 82
Still holding out hope that the world will learn to use the search function.
post #31 of 82
Seriously?

The goddamn World Series.
post #32 of 82
Because (Insert M Night Shyamalan Twist Here).
post #33 of 82
I finally got the 5 bucks God owed me in the mail. I was so close to looking him up.
post #34 of 82
Haven't seen Once Upon a Time in the West in a theater.
post #35 of 82
Sold soul to Satan. Stiffing him on the bill as long as possible.
post #36 of 82
As my friend once said "Any day you don't put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger is a good day."
post #37 of 82
cuz i'm more creative than van gogh, hemingway, and cobain...COMBINED!
post #38 of 82
Waiting for Policar to send me his short film.
post #39 of 82
I only have 1 green rep box.
post #40 of 82
Who says I haven't?
post #41 of 82
I'm the only one around here who does housework. Who'd clean up the mess?
post #42 of 82
I must stay around long enough to repay all who've caused strife.
post #43 of 82
Suicide is an unforgivable sin! Homicide on the other hand...
post #44 of 82
Going to see The Police on July 16. After that anything goes.
post #45 of 82
Thread Starter 
Haven't read my copy of The Watchmen yet(picked it up yesterday.)
post #46 of 82
Quote:
Originally Posted by Greg David
I'm the only one around here who does housework. Who'd clean up the mess?
I think I might have to use that one too, I don't even want to think about the conditions my roommates would be living in if I offed myself.
post #47 of 82
Because I've told other people not to off themselves for various reasons, and if I did it myself I'd be a hypocrite.


Seriously: never felt the urge to.
post #48 of 82
Because I was Catholic for seven years, and even that was enough to fuck me up for life. Also, because I'd probably mess it up and wind up brain-damaged or disabled for the rest of my life.
post #49 of 82
Haven't yet fucked a shaved asian.
post #50 of 82
Because, god damnit, Disco will come back.
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