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post #51 of 82
Quote:
Originally Posted by Andre Dellamorte
Because, god damnit, Disco will come back.
Hey, !!! and the Electric Six have solid followings.

I'll mail you some ammo.
post #52 of 82
Can't. Batin'.
post #53 of 82
Waiting for Patrick and Belethedheliel to hook up.
post #54 of 82
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
Ian Challis hasn't killed himself yet.
Pfft. Sheep.
post #55 of 82
Afraid of Fabfunk
post #56 of 82
Thread Starter 
Can't. Haven't got that bitchin tatoo yet.
post #57 of 82
Haven't yet obtained venture capital funding for my "midgets gone wild" line of videos.
post #58 of 82
I can take or leave it if I choose.
post #59 of 82
I don't need the attention.
post #60 of 82
Because I got head last night, sanctity of life reaffirmed!
post #61 of 82
Quote:
Originally Posted by JacknifeJohnny
Because I got head last night, sanctity of life reaffirmed!
fabfunk doesn't count.
post #62 of 82
Quote:
Originally Posted by JudgeSmails
fabfunk doesn't count.
Any man who swallows, counts in my book.
post #63 of 82
House full of termites, Rafters not strong enough.
post #64 of 82
I would but, y'know, quadriplegic.
post #65 of 82
I have multiple personalities, and while I have no problems with suicide, homocide is out of the question.
post #66 of 82
Still haven't won the "Spielberg's Regression" thread yet.
post #67 of 82
Waiting till I can see the whites of my eyes.
post #68 of 82
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patrick Ripoll
I have multiple personalities, and while I have no problems with suicide, homocide is out of the question.
So only one of you is gay?
post #69 of 82
Afraid Warrior Angel will feel vindicated
post #70 of 82
Gotta see how Sopranos ends.
post #71 of 82
I'm not selfish enough.
post #72 of 82
I am dead.

Metaphorically, of course.
post #73 of 82
Hanging didn't work, just made me cum harder.
post #74 of 82
Eh, I'm too lazy to bother with it.
post #75 of 82
Hooked on Carbs.


Hell, hooked on Phonics!
post #76 of 82
St. Peter's been an idol of mine for so long, I just don't want to ruin my fantasy by actually meeting him. What if he's a dick?
post #77 of 82
Waiting for Jerry Falwell to bite it.

Oh. Excuse me....
post #78 of 82
Because the Crackdown version of the Halo 3 beta is functional at last.
post #79 of 82
24's been renewed for 2 more seasons. Oh. Wait...
post #80 of 82
Must see how Lost & The Shield end...
post #81 of 82
Because I want to see the look on my ex's face when I become successful at SOMETHING while she is sitting on her fat ass doing the bare minimum to get by in life and not taking a single risk EVER.
post #82 of 82
Oh, and I haven't fucked Diva yet. That's reason enough to keep breathing.
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