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Bad Movies You'd Like to See Sequelized

post #1 of 39
Thread Starter 
Just thinking about Marvel's big gamble in making The Incredible Hulk a sequel/ reboot to the (excellent) Hulk led me to other cases in which further investing bucks in only modest hits ended up paying off (Austin Powers) but also didn't (Chronicles of Riddick and xXx. State of the Union come to mind). And thinking about Ice Cube's epic turdfest made me curious about what if the series could continue with the concept -regular guy trained to be superspy- if only with a better... um, everything.

And hence, my posting of this thread. Since I don't wanna turn this into another guilty pleasures list, I'm talking about what can be considered quite objectively bad movies. The idea of this is posting that cinematic cesspool of choice AND briefly expand on how you think it could be sequelized/ rebooted if not for the better, at least for the trainwreck-interesting. Oh, and while I obviously also aim for some jokes here, please consider that "(insert movie title here) 2: Electric Boogaloo" is not exactly funny anymore.

OK, I'll go first. The aforementioned xXx series: while an idea not exactly new, Part 3 could feature Sam Jackson training a chick, but also a complete nerdy guy, a gay character or even that transexual from State of the Union.

Anyone else?
post #2 of 39
I want to see a sequel to Catwoman, as well as a sequel to Dungeons & Dragons that explians the first film's cliffhanger.

And in each case, I hope they remain bad, because they're so, so funny.
post #3 of 39
There's no way you could possibly top XXX: State of the Union. None.

"I TOLD YA YOU SHOULDA KILLED THAT BITCH!," indeed.
post #4 of 39
Godzilla. There's no way that interest in seeing a giant dinosaur stomp all over a major American city is completely dead. There's still a good movie to be made out of this.
post #5 of 39
I Come In Peace, Too
post #6 of 39
Lost & Found 2: Lost & Founded
post #7 of 39
Jaws 5. Because whatever it'll be, there is no way in hell it can be any worse than Jaws: The Revenge. Be brave and call it Jaws: The Revenge Part II.

@ eric myers

There actually is a sequel to Dungeons & Dragons.
post #8 of 39
Action Jackson II: Back In Action.
post #9 of 39
John Carpenters Vampires with James Woods and the Priest going after Montoya and a Mexican Vampire gang. Screw the Bon Jovi sequel give me James Woods!!
post #10 of 39
Blacula II: Blacula Vs Black Dracula, w/ Scott Bakula as Dr. Acula
post #11 of 39
Since it's my favorite camp classic of all time, I'm always crossing my fingers for a sequel to Showgirls. It can be straight to DVD for all I care. Just get Elizabeth Berkley back and have her in the role of the wise mentor to a young up and coming showgirl, who will preferably be played by another squeaky clean starlet attempting to dirty up her image. One of the Duffs perhaps?

Throw in a Kyle McLachlan cameo and at least three catfights and I smell a classic! Call it Showgirls II: Titties Deluxe.
post #12 of 39
A Road House spin-off prequel about Jimmy.

One line changed the world. Now lean where it came from.
post #13 of 39
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Originally Posted by Chris Myers

@ eric myers

There actually is a sequel to Dungeons & Dragons.
I know. But:

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a sequel to Dungeons & Dragons that explians the first film's cliffhanger.
post #14 of 39
I'm still waiting for 1942.
post #15 of 39
(insert movie title here) 2: Electric Boogaloo

Unfortunately I still find that joke funny about every time.

I could go for a sequel to Mindhunters.

Cause really all they've got to do is find some B or C level stars that used to be pretty famous, pair them up with some actors you've never seen before and then have everybody die in gory ways with bad one-liners in between. L.L. Cool J could even show up like halfway through the movie as a special agent sent to stop the new killings and then he could get killed unexpectedly. It'd be amazing.

Also a sequel to Point Break.

There's not really any way to improve upon the first one, but they could have keanu in a cameo or something, and pretty much as long as there are surfing bank robbers it would be pretty fun.

As long as they set it in the early 90's so everyone can still say things like "Gnarly, Radical, and Broa" a whole lot.

They could call it Point Broken.
post #16 of 39
Don't even consider thinking about remaking Point Break. They tried that already, and it made Vin Diesel a movie star. It's the height of hubris to think you can take a movie about surfing bank robbers featuring Patrick Swayze, Keanu Reeves, Gary Busey, John C. McGinley, Tom Sizemore and a Red Hot Chili Pepper and think you can improve on it.
post #17 of 39
There fucking NEEDS to be a good sequel to Daredevil. If Hulk can get one, so can he.
post #18 of 39
3,000 More Miles to Graceland

Kurt Russell and Bruce Campbell (as Elvis) vs. zombie-fied Kevin Costner and his horde of undead followers in this three-hour father-son drama/buddy comedy/Western/war epic/horror film co-directed by Sam Raimi and Judd Apatow. Of course, I'm being ridiculous, but actually, I would pay to see this.
post #19 of 39
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Originally Posted by Stormin
There fucking NEEDS to be a good sequel to Daredevil. If Hulk can get one, so can he.
Danny DeVito IS The Owl!


Skeletor promised me he'd be back, so Masters of the Universe.
post #20 of 39
Thread Starter 
Preach on, brother. Personally, I had no problem with the cast -especially with Farrell, which I thought devoured supreme that movie- but I'd also like to see the further adventures of Matt Murdock under a more ambitious director (and screenwriter).

But what about The Avengers? While the first one is terrible beyond terribleness, I like the idea of british spies in a retro & pop-ish world, half 60's half-present days, with ridiculous gadgets and a positive sense of fantasy. Dunno If Thurman & Fiennes should be recast (probably... yes), but I'd love to see that made right.

And in case it's not already on the backburner, what about rebooting the Highlander series? I know the first one won the Oscar for best film ever, but with a good cast, director and production values beyond high school Hamlet rendition, garage swordfights could always be cool again.
post #21 of 39
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Originally Posted by Luca S.
Skeletor promised me he'd be back, so Masters of the Universe.

i completely forgot about that!
post #22 of 39
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Originally Posted by JuxtaPosition
I'm still waiting for 1942.
So am I. It really is the big year of the war.

And it's about time for Buckaroo Banzai to finally go against the World Crime League.
post #23 of 39
Somewhere out there, there's still a good Tombraider story waiting to be told.

Also, done properly Resident Evil 4 or 5 or whatever could actually kick ass.

And Sky Captain. Definitely Sky Captain.
post #24 of 39
As a kid I always hoped they'd make a Rocketeer sequel. I wouldn't call it a bad movie, but it didn't exactly make a ton of bank and a lot of the kids I grew up with thought it was pretty lame. So it would have been an unlikely sequel nonetheless.
post #25 of 39
I hope those kids are homeless crack addicts now. The Rocketeer is great.
post #26 of 39
What's with the Rocketeer resurgence lately? The theater where I saw Spiderman randomly had the (awesome) 50s-style poster for it up, and it led to my friend and I discussing it for some time. The conclusion was that although we couldn't remember it all that well, any movie about a guy in a jetpack fighting nazis could only be about a 6/10 at worst.
post #27 of 39
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Originally Posted by Greg David
I hope those kids are homeless crack addicts now. The Rocketeer is great.
They could be for all I know. I got the heck out of that town.

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Originally Posted by Schwartz
What's with the Rocketeer resurgence lately? The theater where I saw Spiderman randomly had the (awesome) 50s-style poster for it up, and it led to my friend and I discussing it for some time. The conclusion was that although we couldn't remember it all that well, any movie about a guy in a jetpack fighting nazis could only be about a 6/10 at worst.
It was actually a 30's Art Deco thing, but you're right, it was fantastic. I read that those poster are incredibly rare, which is easy to believe. I did have this artwork hanging in my room as one of those giant poster-size puzzles for most of my adolescent life, assembled and framed. I wonder if the 'rents still have it.
post #28 of 39
Thread Starter 
Aaaaah, watch out for the thread derailing!! When I underscored bad movies, I really meant that, as in movies we Chewers almost uniformly believe are real swastika-bearing, WMD-owners. Thus The Rocketeer or Sky Captain wouldn't count (unless you firmly believe they're bad, opening the gate for discussion... and potential death-threats).

The Tomb Raider series, on the other hand, is a real bringer of pain, but I too believe another go round could help to straighten things up. Whether for good (and keep Angelina on, I say) or for eventually fulfilling those mayan predictions about year 2012.
post #29 of 39
Because it ended on a cliff hanger

Super Mario Bros

'nuff said.
post #30 of 39
I didn't like Sky Captain at all. Rocketeer was cool.
post #31 of 39
Made for tv, but after all these years, I'm still waiting for a sequel...

post #32 of 39
You and me both, my friend. There's one ugly gargoyle war coming. Whose side will YOU be on?
post #33 of 39
Somewhere out there, there's a civilization of giant, lethal mutant monkeys fucking shit up. "Congo 2: Stop Eatin' My Sesame Cake" please.
post #34 of 39
Leonard Part 7
post #35 of 39
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Originally Posted by BobClark
You and me both, my friend. There's one ugly gargoyle war coming. Whose side will YOU be on?
That was a fantastic film for being a cheap tv thing. Bernie Casey, where are you?!
post #36 of 39
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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector,
That was a fantastic film for being a cheap tv thing. Bernie Casey, where are you?!
Stan Winston creatures as well...
post #37 of 39
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It was actually a 30's Art Deco thing, but you're right, it was fantastic. I read that those poster are incredibly rare, which is easy to believe.
This was actually the first movie poster I owned, and it got destroyed between the time the Rockteer came out and the time I left college. So it's probably worth about a nickel.
post #38 of 39
I totally want Doom 2: Geneto-hell on Earth



Have Vin Diesel over to replace The Rock.
post #39 of 39
Although it is getting made, I must confess to actually looking forward to Silent Hill 2.
Provided Gans is still on board.
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