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Salma Hayek's boobs are ridiculous and other celebrities' melons

post #1 of 4589
5/14/07 at 6:51pm
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She's only about 5 months pregnant. I can't even imagine what they'll look like by the time she's ready to give birth. And if she has a boy, he'll be a breast man for sure.
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post #2 of 4589
5/14/07 at 6:55pm
Twins?
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post #3 of 4589
5/14/07 at 7:04pm
If by ridiculous, you mean awe-inspiring and praise-worthy, then... F**kin A!

This calls for another pic. HUZZAH!

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post #4 of 4589
5/14/07 at 7:16pm
Holy.

Fucking.

Shit.
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post #5 of 4589
5/14/07 at 7:35pm
Thanks Diva! Thanks Darkmite!
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post #6 of 4589
5/14/07 at 8:29pm








**Sigh

I hope she can snap back into fighting shape.
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post #7 of 4589
5/14/07 at 8:35pm
I don't appreciate the fact that the thread title feels a bit negative. Ridiculously awesome would be better.
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post #8 of 4589
5/14/07 at 9:38pm
the tits are, indeed, awesome, but you get a load of those cankles?
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post #9 of 4589
5/14/07 at 10:07pm
Lucky child... not only does it's mom have some great knockers... its grandfather was recently ranked by Forbes as the 34 richest billionaire in the world.

His holding company Artemis S.A., owns (or owned), among others, Converse sneakers, Samsonite luggage, the Vail Ski Resort in Colorado, and Christie's auction house.
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post #10 of 4589
5/14/07 at 10:44pm
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Originally Posted by KABONG
I don't appreciate the fact that the thread title feels a bit negative. Ridiculously awesome would be better.
My intention was not to be negative. I meant ridiculous as in "farcical: broadly or extravagantly humorous" (thanks Webster!). Think Norm MacDonald doing his Burt Reynolds impression on Celebrity Jeopardy, "I'm wearing an oversized cowboy hat. That's funny."
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post #11 of 4589
5/14/07 at 10:56pm
Look, I already kind of have a thing for pregnant women, and I definitely have a thing for Salma Hayek. Pictures of pregnant Salma Hayek are threatening to make my groin explode.
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post #12 of 4589
5/14/07 at 11:03pm
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Originally Posted by Wee-Bey
"Where's my pancake & sausage on a stick? No... no.... give it..... back... I needs it.... needs... it."
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post #13 of 4589
5/15/07 at 3:03am
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Originally Posted by Brendan
"Where's my pancake & sausage on a stick? No... no.... give it..... back... I needs it.... needs... it."
I'd give her a pancake & sausage on a... oh, never mind.
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post #14 of 4589
5/30/07 at 12:16am
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post #15 of 4589
5/30/07 at 12:35am
I would so still do her.
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post #16 of 4589
5/30/07 at 12:58am
So thirsty.
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post #17 of 4589
5/30/07 at 2:09am
I'm not into the prego-sex stuff but man... I could go for some Mexican.
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post #18 of 4589
5/30/07 at 2:55am
She looks like Tony Clifton...




































...but I'd still fuck her.
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post #19 of 4589
5/30/07 at 3:17am
Now is a good time to nail her. She has those giant cans and she can't get pregnant.
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post #20 of 4589
6/1/07 at 3:53pm
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Originally Posted by Will Kane
She looks like Tony Clifton...

...but I'd still fuck her.
What have you got against Tony Clifton???
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post #21 of 4589
6/1/07 at 4:20pm
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Originally Posted by moovyphreak
Lucky child... not only does it's mom have some great knockers... .
I don't quite understand this. Are you saying that a male child should enjoy the size and shape of his mother's breasts?
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post #22 of 4589
6/1/07 at 4:47pm
I think it's pretty obvious that he IS.
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post #23 of 4589
6/1/07 at 5:40pm
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Originally Posted by Greg David
Look, I already kind of have a thing for pregnant women
I knew you were some kind of a sick fuck.
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post #24 of 4589
6/1/07 at 6:10pm
My god! Even pregnant she is stunningly beautiful. However last time I went down on a mexican chick I had diarrhea for a week. (Sorry I couldnt resist)
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post #25 of 4589
6/1/07 at 6:27pm
"Even pregnant"? Yeah, the ladies must go crazy for you.
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post #26 of 4589
6/1/07 at 8:28pm
YEEAAAAAAAAAHH BOY-EEEEE

Bass for your face!
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post #27 of 4589
6/1/07 at 9:38pm
*You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Andre Dellamorte again.*
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post #28 of 4589
6/1/07 at 9:39pm
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Originally Posted by Chowyunfrag
My god! Even pregnant she is stunningly beautiful.
I have to agree. She looks great in the pic Wee-Bay posted.
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post #29 of 4589
6/1/07 at 10:03pm
I would not be surprised if she could beat someone to death with those boobs.
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post #30 of 4589
6/1/07 at 10:50pm
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Originally Posted by TheCynic
I would not be surprised if she could beat someone to death with those boobs.
I will gladly take her on. If death by Hayek Gigantor boobs is wrong, I just don't want to be right.
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post #31 of 4589
6/1/07 at 11:17pm
'Death by boobs' does seem like the way to go. Fuck that 'peacefully in your sleep' shit.
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post #32 of 4589
6/2/07 at 2:32am
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Originally Posted by Chowyunfrag
My god! Even pregnant she is stunningly beautiful. However last time I went down on a mexican chick I had diarrhea for a week. (Sorry I couldnt resist)
Yeah, totally dude, I had it for like, 2wo weeks!
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post #33 of 4589
6/2/07 at 4:23am
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
I knew you were some kind of a sick fuck.
Well then, we'll add that to the incredibly short list of things you know. Keep pluggin' away at that, scrapper.
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post #34 of 4589
6/2/07 at 5:18am
Your already weak trash talking really doesn't have much sting on it since I still remember that you prefer having sex with pregnant women. Do you also like fat beer gutted women, or do they have to have some other dudes baby growing in there to fully turn you on?
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post #35 of 4589
6/2/07 at 5:28am
Gentlemen, please. This is the topic at hand:

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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8
Can't we all just get along for a few moments and bask in the glory of those sweater puppies?
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post #36 of 4589
6/2/07 at 6:22am
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
Your already weak trash talking really doesn't have much sting on it since I still remember that you prefer having sex with pregnant women. Do you also like fat beer gutted women, or do they have to have some other dudes baby growing in there to fully turn you on?
No, you're right, pregnancy is disgusting and unnatural. There's nothing even remotely attractive about it. In fact, all pregnant women should be locked up so their revolting countenances don't have to be viewed by polite society. God, the whole idea of a pregnant woman just makes me want to vomit. Fucking trolls.
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post #37 of 4589
6/2/07 at 11:40am
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Originally Posted by Greg David
No, you're right, pregnancy is disgusting and unnatural. There's nothing even remotely attractive about it. In fact, all pregnant women should be locked up so their revolting countenances don't have to be viewed by polite society. God, the whole idea of a pregnant woman just makes me want to vomit. Fucking trolls.
That's something I could get behind.
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post #38 of 4589
6/2/07 at 11:44am
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Originally Posted by Rex Hudler
I don't quite understand this. Are you saying that a male child should enjoy the size and shape of his mother's breasts?
"If I was that kid, I'd breast feed until I was 22" [/Zmed]
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post #39 of 4589
6/2/07 at 4:23pm
There is something about a woman when she becomes pregnant and not just the breasts. The only way to describe it is as a glow.

My wife was the most beautiful I've ever seen her when she was pregnant.
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post #40 of 4589
6/2/07 at 6:08pm
That's because you know it's your kid in there. Before you married your wife would you have prefered she be pregnant with somebody else's kid before you fuck her? I'm guessing no.

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Originally Posted by Greg David
No, you're right, pregnancy is disgusting and unnatural. There's nothing even remotely attractive about it. In fact, all pregnant women should be locked up so their revolting countenances don't have to be viewed by polite society. God, the whole idea of a pregnant woman just makes me want to vomit. Fucking trolls.
You think you can change the subject and I won't notice or something. I obviously never said there was something wrong with pregnancy in general, that's bullshit you biasedly dreamed up. But there is absolutely something wrong with wanting to fuck pregnant women rather than non-pregnant women. I don't know if you're aware of this little tidbit but the whole wanting to fuck phenomenon is driven by an instinct to procreate, if there is already a baby in there, that can't happen. So yes, prefering to fuck pregnant women is really unnatural. Thus you being a sick fuck.
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post #41 of 4589
6/2/07 at 6:51pm
I've never actually fucked a pregnant woman, jackass. Not once did I state that I prefer to have sex with pregnant women over non-pregnant women. "That's bullshit you biasedly (nice mastery of English, by the way) dreamed up". I just like the way they look. All attempts at humor aside, you are one twisted fucking little screw, you know that?
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post #42 of 4589
6/2/07 at 7:03pm
Less talk, more boobs, please.
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post #43 of 4589
6/2/07 at 7:05pm
You're an asshole, myagi.


That said, Mattimus is right, and this thread needs more Salma.
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post #44 of 4589
6/2/07 at 7:27pm
My apologies for the derail. To make up for the discomfort, here is the image that currently graces my desktop:

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post #45 of 4589
6/2/07 at 10:27pm
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
That's because you know it's your kid in there. Before you married your wife would you have prefered she be pregnant with somebody else's kid before you fuck her? I'm guessing no.
As long as it was anybodys but yours. The thought of you procreating and giving the world one more fucktard of a human being sickens me.
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post #46 of 4589
6/3/07 at 1:31am
So you still would prefer your wife to be pregnant by another dude though for you to be fully turned on, alright, just wanted to clear that up.

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Originally Posted by Greg David
I've never actually fucked a pregnant woman, jackass. Not once did I state that I prefer to have sex with pregnant women over non-pregnant women. "That's bullshit you biasedly (nice mastery of English, by the way) dreamed up". I just like the way they look. All attempts at humor aside, you are one twisted fucking little screw, you know that?
I never said you fucked a pregnant woman (more made up rhetoric by you), I was talking about how you said you want to. I didn't biasedly dream it up, you did say you want to fuck pregnant women, they make your groin explode remember, read below.

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Originally Posted by Greg David
Look, I already kind of have a thing for pregnant women, and I definitely have a thing for Salma Hayek. Pictures of pregnant Salma Hayek are threatening to make my groin explode.

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Originally Posted by Greg David
(nice mastery of English, by the way)
Thank you.
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/biasedly
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post #47 of 4589
6/3/07 at 1:38am
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Originally Posted by Greg David
My apologies for the derail. To make up for the discomfort, here is the image that currently graces my desktop:
There's something extremely sexy about Salma hanging off of ordinary items. It's like she is standing by to douse the heat from my loins while wearing what looks to be a unitard.

Of course, if she's leaning on it, that faucet must be about three feet off of the ground.
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post #48 of 4589
6/3/07 at 3:36am
Swedish Miyagi, you are now officially on my ignore list. You are, in fact, the first and only person ever to be put on my ignore list. Have fun pissing into the wind, moron. I'll be standing over here behind my umbrella.
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post #49 of 4589
6/3/07 at 10:56am
I'm more of a butt man, myself...



...but I have to admit, those are some succulent cans on Salma. Me, her, an empty glass and a plate of homemade chocolate chip cookies, and I'm good to go.
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post #50 of 4589
6/3/07 at 12:45pm
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Originally Posted by swedish miyagi
I don't know if you're aware of this little tidbit but the whole wanting to fuck phenomenon is driven by an instinct to procreate, if there is already a baby in there, that can't happen. So yes, prefering to fuck pregnant women is really unnatural. Thus you being a sick fuck.
This ranting about biology would be easier to swallow if a)pregnancy wasn't acknowledged as a subconscious sign that a woman is incredibly fertile, and therefore far more attractive as a mating partner, and b)you hadn't already dropped this little retard-bomb:

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Do you also like fat beer gutted women
...thus implying that your take on the situation has nothing to do with something as cerebral as inbuilt instinct and everything to do with you being a shallow, misogynist fuckface. You really are a colossal jackass. Finding pregnant women attractive makes you a sick fuck? I hope you get your dick caught in a meatgrinder, because you don't deserve to be a member of the male gender.
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