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post #401 of 5982
12/20/08 at 3:44pm
Going by this link, the pic is around 5 months old.

http://snarkerati.com/celebrity-goss...assive-boobage
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post #402 of 5982
12/20/08 at 3:47pm
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Originally Posted by CaptainZahn View Post
Going by this link, the pic is around 5 months old.

http://snarkerati.com/celebrity-goss...assive-boobage
Thanks Josh!

Merry Christmas, Joon...
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post #403 of 5982
12/20/08 at 9:58pm
Rosario's fine.
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post #404 of 5982
12/21/08 at 1:36pm
Look at the grin on that little boys face!

http://snarkerati.com/galleries/inde...ig&size=resize

He's like: "Goddamn!!" Lucky fucker.
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post #405 of 5982
12/29/08 at 3:00pm
Katey Perry is my new hero:

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post #406 of 5982
12/29/08 at 4:31pm
Oh, I'd kiss those girls...and I'd like it, too.
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post #407 of 5982
12/29/08 at 10:12pm
Katy Perry is Zooey Deschanel with tits.
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post #408 of 5982
12/29/08 at 10:14pm
I'm no fan of Katy Perry but I'm willing to listen (or just stare)
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post #409 of 5982
12/29/08 at 10:36pm
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Originally Posted by Tom Logan View Post
Katy Perry is Zooey Deschanel with tits.
And without talent.
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post #410 of 5982
12/29/08 at 10:41pm
Tati is kidding about the Dawson thing yeah?
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post #411 of 5982
12/29/08 at 10:46pm
I'm absolutely amazed he can focus on her abdomen considering the view.
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post #412 of 5982
1/12/09 at 10:24am
speechless

Re Tati: reload...http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=...bes%20Pictures

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post #413 of 5982
1/12/09 at 10:25am
No image showing for me there Feral.

Edit: now we are talking, terrific.
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post #414 of 5982
1/12/09 at 12:39pm
Yeah,it was nice to see Hayeks boobs and then 5 seconds later the rest of her.

I can only imagine what they'll be like in 10-15 years time,she'll probably put Susan Sarandon to shame.
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post #415 of 5982
1/14/09 at 2:00pm


or http://www.egotastic.com/image?path=...Max%20Magazine
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post #416 of 5982
1/14/09 at 2:10pm
New avatar. Thanks!
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post #417 of 5982
1/16/09 at 11:53am
Salma Hayek and her boobs were on Conan O' Brien Wednesday (1/14).

And Rosario Dawson was on the night before.
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post #418 of 5982
2/5/09 at 11:19pm


http://media.egotastic.com/media/pic...leavage-03.jpg
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post #419 of 5982
2/5/09 at 11:52pm
Christina Hendricks is a friggin marvel.
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post #420 of 5982
2/6/09 at 12:04am
Don't forget the hips!!!
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post #421 of 5982
2/6/09 at 1:15am
Thread Starter 
Salma let some other woman's baby suck her titties!

Quote:
"The baby was perfectly healthy, but the mother didn't have milk. He was very hungry. I was weaning Valentina, but I still had a lot of milk that I was pumping, so I breast-fed the baby. You should have seen his eyes. When he felt the nourishment, he immediately stopped crying."
Yeah, I bet his eyes were wide open.
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post #422 of 5982
2/6/09 at 2:16am
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Originally Posted by DARKMITE8 View Post
Christina Hendricks is a friggin marvel.
AfuckingMen.
I've had season one of Mad Men sitting on my desk for weeks now and I haven't been moved to check it out yet.
I just got moved.
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post #423 of 5982
2/6/09 at 11:38am
I saw that on Nightline last night. Hayek's boobs are feeding the world now!!!

(Diva, that one quote was not referring to Hayek but something her mother or grandmother did)
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post #424 of 5982
2/7/09 at 3:25am
Who knew Hayek was a Steinbeck fan?

Also, and I have no idea why or how I know this, it's crazy to think Hendricks is engaged to the schnozzberry guy from SUPER TROOPERS.
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post #425 of 5982
2/7/09 at 1:48pm
Rev. Run's got quite a nice rack:



Nipples to the breeze.
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post #426 of 5982
2/7/09 at 3:01pm
Roll DMC.
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post #427 of 5982
2/8/09 at 12:03am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
NOM NOM NOM
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post #428 of 5982
2/8/09 at 2:49am
Christina Hendricks' cleavage is a fucking holy land.

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post #429 of 5982
2/8/09 at 6:33am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
Salma let some other woman's baby suck her titties!

Yeah, I bet his eyes were wide open.
That baby got to suck on Salma Hayek's tits, with 0% incest factor. Might as well kill yourself, kid, it's all downhill from here.
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post #430 of 5982
2/8/09 at 7:11am
Bullshit. That kid's the next Russ Meyer.
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post #431 of 5982
2/8/09 at 7:13am
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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 View Post
Don't forget the hips!!!
I want to go to there.
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post #432 of 5982
2/10/09 at 12:57pm
Thread Starter 
Now with video! Watch Selma breastfed someone else's baby..
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post #433 of 5982
2/10/09 at 1:49pm
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post
I loved when she did the ok sign with her fingers...the baby was thinking the same thing Salma.
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post #434 of 5982
2/10/09 at 5:20pm
Time for an avatar update!
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post #435 of 5982
2/10/09 at 6:56pm
A thread full of curvaceous ladies is not complete without Sophia and her capacious bodice.
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post #436 of 5982
2/10/09 at 7:00pm
Good grief! I love this site.
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post #437 of 5982
2/12/09 at 3:23am
Oh the beautiful Sophia. I will have to revisit some of her fine work. How did I miss out on these scenes?
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post #438 of 5982
2/12/09 at 7:49pm
Woah, nice call on Sophia.

She aged relatively well. I haven't seen a recent pic in awhile though.
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post #439 of 5982
2/13/09 at 10:47am
DDL and Sophia filming Nine:


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post #440 of 5982
2/13/09 at 11:02am
Someone please create a neverending GIF of that scene in last night's 30 Rock where Salma Hayek grabs her rack and shakes it all around.
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post #441 of 5982
2/13/09 at 11:35am
Not what you asked for, but maybe it will tide you over in the meantime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIj4l6ftDpc
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post #442 of 5982
2/13/09 at 11:59am
I would jam a rusty fishhook down my urethra and pull iy out real hard if only I could play with this woman for 5 minutes first.
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post #443 of 5982
2/13/09 at 12:35pm
That's Sophia Loren now?! Oh my lord, she looks incredible.
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post #444 of 5982
2/14/09 at 5:13am
That she does.
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post #445 of 5982
2/14/09 at 6:56am
That woman continues to disprove everything we know about aging.
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post #446 of 5982
2/15/09 at 5:58pm
It looks like she's walking on a peg leg.
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post #447 of 5982
2/16/09 at 6:19pm
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Originally Posted by Eric Cordo View Post
It looks like she's walking on a peg leg.
It's like a Liefeld drawing of Tootsie!

Seriously, for her age, she's holding up, but that's old lady hair. And don't gaze too closely at the hands.
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post #448 of 5982
2/18/09 at 1:29am
Thread Starter 


Did Fergie get implants? I don't remember her chi-chis ever being that big.
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post #449 of 5982
2/18/09 at 10:32am
She looked healthy in Planet Terror. Doesn't mean she has not been enhanced, though.
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post #450 of 5982
2/18/09 at 11:40am
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Originally Posted by Diva View Post


Did Fergie get implants? I don't remember her chi-chis ever being that big.
They're fake. Just looked up a before pic and they were never that huge.
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