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Leoni's career took a weird turn after Flirting With Disaster. If I recall, DreamWorks SKG tried to boost her into being an old-school Hollywood star and she never seemed cut out for that. There are shots in Deep Impact where she looks like Tom Cruise in a wig.

Meanwhile, Christina Ricci:

Oh god!  Ribs!

I like Ricci, I like Tea Leoni, but we got away from Gabrielle Union too goddamn fast for our own good.

Indeed!

So happy.

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Oh god!  Ribs!

 

It's called COMMITMENT TO CHARACTER. But OK, here's some meatier shots:

and your State of the Union, uh, dress:

noog made his post good the first time, second go round just made it better.

The circle is complete.

Hammer horror vixen Madeline Smith.

Boy, that second picture really HAMMERS it home, eh? EH?

Person of Interest may have Jesus and Ben Linus, but it also has this secret weapon: Taraji P. Henson, who is unfortunately completely lost in her very plain, boring detective get up. The women can be and is a stunner, and is quite, uh, talented. Oh, and she's a good actress, too. Here are some of her fine works...

As much as I can't stand PETA, gotta love their campaign:

GOD YES!

This thread is just one wave of happy feelings after another. Love it.

If we're going with the sisters, I'm going with Nicole Ari Parker.

PAM GRIER

Ah Pam Grier.. ages like a fine wine.  

More Madeline Smith from Live and Let Die

Pam Anderson way back when she was a Labatt's model:

There's an NCIS marathon on right now and yes, I know, it's not a great show and the fact that it's the most watched show in the country means I'm associating myselves with assholes, but the ladies they get in there are worthy of this thread. Cote de Pablo has that alluring exoticism, but Sasha Alexander (Kate) needed to bust out...literally:

YES. YES. YES.

That last picture...guh. 

There's always Lucy Lawless.. I think she's had some pics posted in this thread prior, so apologies if some of these are dupes. More Lucy works for me, though!  

Lawless is also one of those women who just seems to get more attractive as she gets older. I didn't think she was all that in her Hercules/Xena days, but in Battlestar Galactica? Damn.

I occasionally want to check out Spartacus just for her, but I just couldn't be bothered after watching the pilot.

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There's always Lucy Lawless.. I think she's had some pics posted in this thread prior, so apologies if some of these are dupes. More Lucy works for me, though!  

 

  

 

 

 

 

Nu Zilan's finest export :)

Be warned, this video also features a pale, ginger man.

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Nu Zilan's finest export :)

 

Be warned, this video also features a pale, ginger man.

 

 

Not only one of the greatest film clips ever made, it also happens to be one of my very favorite dance tracks of the last twenty years. Well played sir.

...and if we're posting amazing music clips that stir the loins, let me cut through the middle man and post the next most obvious (yet wonderful) entry...

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Pam Anderson way back when she was a Labatt's model:

 

 

That's really sad. Well, technically this is a great pic of a very cute girl, but it's so sad what she turned into.

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That's really sad. Well, technically this is a great pic of a very cute girl, but it's so sad what she turned into.

 

Yeah just heart breaking...

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Edit: cuz I'm a dumbass

blah, blah blah blah SNARK!

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...and here I said that there wasn't on Earth I'd ever want to bone. Haha... don't I look the fool.

I think you accidentally a few words there. Understandable.

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I occasionally want to check out Spartacus just for her, but I just couldn't be bothered after watching the pilot.

Spartacus improves quite a bit after the pilot. Far less copying of 300 and Gladiator, far more character development. Still tons of blood and nudity. 

The pilot's the weakest episode of the entire series. And there's at least 6 women in the regular cast that would fit in wonderfully in this thread!

Spartacus is the craziest, bloodiest, nudest soap opera in the history of the world and it deserves much love. It starts like shit. Offensively bad. It then slowly ramps up until the half way point. At which point it absolutely explodes. Wall to wall tits, ass, back-stabbing and gore.

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Lawless is also one of those women who just seems to get more attractive as she gets older. I didn't think she was all that in her Hercules/Xena days, but in Battlestar Galactica? Damn.

 

I occasionally want to check out Spartacus just for her, but I just couldn't be bothered after watching the pilot.

She definitely looks better now than she did in the 90's.  Back then she kind of looked like Chyna.. minus the major substance abuse problems and the enlarged labia. Heh.

Spartacus actually turned out to be a hell of a show, as others have mentioned.  It does take a few episodes to find its voice, though.  If all you've seen is the pilot, I'd give the next few episodes a try. If for no other reason, to watch Lucy (and plenty of other women) screwing their brains out 

Lucy Lawless was totally not surprisingly my biggest crush in the 90's.

And I still love the hell outta her!

More like Lucy Flawless. Am I right?

I'd almost say that some of the T&A in Spartacus actually started to get in the way of a story that had become so incredibly compelling.

Almost.  

You're mad.

I said ALMOST!  And SOME of the scenes!

(shakes head)

CHUD 101... Hahahahaha

Seriously, at some point all the nudity and sex scenes felt obligatory because that's what the pilot was trying to sell.  It's not as special when it feels obligatory.

Anyway, I will be groveling for forgiveness a little later with more images...

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That's really sad. Well, technically this is a great pic of a very cute girl, but it's so sad what she turned into.

 

I agree that picture is sad.  But my sadness is more about the fact that Labatt's never actually developed beer cans that shoot lasers.

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Not only one of the greatest film clips ever made, it also happens to be one of my very favorite dance tracks of the last twenty years. Well played sir.

 

...and if we're posting amazing music clips that stir the loins, let me cut through the middle man and post the next most obvious (yet wonderful) entry...

 

Sweet Lord. 

I've been playing a lot of Van Helden in the car and looked it up on youtube while working and thought of this thread.  It's amazing how almost no-one in a club looks that fit though.  I mean, they may do at the start but by the end of the evening when everyones gurning like a trooper and sweating like a maniac it's a different ball game.

To push another one out there - Benny Benassi (apologies for quality, it's hard to find a version that some overzealous guardian of morals hasn't complained about)

oh fuckit, and this:

VIVA Viva Bianca!  VIVA!!!

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I agree that picture is sad.  But my sadness is more about the fact that Labatt's never actually developed beer cans that shoot lasers.

I thought they did, they just didn't export them to the US. 

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  It's amazing how almost no-one in a club looks that fit though.  I mean, they may do at the start but by the end of the evening when everyones gurning like a trooper and sweating like a maniac it's a different ball game.

We need to party one day.

I think nooj is single-handedly keeping that Chang GIF/meme going. ;-)

And in her Xena days, I thought Lawless was quite "meh." These days - and without those awful bangs....she definitely bangs.

[gasp...drool....wank]

You know, I've never been able to define exactly what my idea of perfect breasts are and now I realize that I should've been saying 'Lucy Lawless' all along. Amazing that I've been watching her appreciatively for years and never actually got a full look at THOSE. Yowzers.

Flawless Lawless!

Yeah, Pam Grier will be the finest sister EVER. No other one comes close, although further down the line, there's beauties like the already pictured Stacey Dash and Nicole Ari Parker.

I'm all for Spartacus. That show is CRAZY in all the right ways. Love it.

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Yeah, Pam Grier will be the finest sister EVER.

So true, it hurts. She's like silky chocolate sex poured into a Venus De Milo mold.

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Flawless Lawless!

 

You know, I'd heard Spartacus got better and better as it went, but it wasn't until now that I decided it'll be the next show I start up.