Salma Hayek's boobs are ridiculous and other celebrities' melons - Page 87

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Originally Posted by Rene (Mr.Eko) 

Since we're on a 90's kick.

 

Tatyana Ali. Girl has it all going on. Had a huge crush on her watching Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air back in the day.

 

 

 

 

 

Thing that kills me about her is she isn't even much younger than me, but I know her as little Ashley!  Hell, she's probably older than most of the guys on here, but damn.

She grew up pretty damn well.  It's like that episode where she wanted to be a singer and Uncle Phil wouldn't let her because he could understand she was grown up...

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Originally Posted by Rene (Mr.Eko) 

I love Topanga's canyons.

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Originally Posted by Dr Vivisector 

together, would this qualify as a metaphorical echo?

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Originally Posted by kernel 

Thing that kills me about her is she isn't even much younger than me, but I know her as little Ashley!  Hell, she's probably older than most of the guys on here, but damn.

 

She grew up pretty damn well.  It's like that episode where she wanted to be a singer and Uncle Phil wouldn't let her because he could understand she was grown up...

 

 

As I was a grown up back when the show was on, I lusted after Karyn Parsons instead....

 I dunno, those fish lips kinda kill the whole thing. For me, anyways.

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Originally Posted by Jacob Singer 

 I dunno, those fish lips kinda kill the whole thing. For me, anyways.

I'm with you on this one.  Nice rack, but she does absolutely nothing for me.

Tatyana Ali is distressingly pretty.

Rewatched the AVENGERS Comic Con casting curtain call and loved her bounce as she walked up the stage steps.

She is rockin' that outfit.

I'm gonna just leave these here...

And while we're at it, have some Kate Upton.  You've been good.

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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson 

I'm gonna just leave these here...

 

 

This one. GUH.
 

How the HELL has someone not cast her as a femme fatale? ( I know, "too fat", men don't like that look, bullshit, etc., bullshit )

If I had my way, oh how I wish I had my way, she and Kat Dennings would be headlining 4 movies a year. AT LEAST.

Plus of course there would be photospreads of myself surrounded by them. Naturally. Heh. NATURALLY.

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Originally Posted by levrock 

How the HELL has someone not cast her as a femme fatale? ( I know, "too fat", men don't like that look, bullshit, etc., bullshit )

It's not men that would have a problem identifying with that look, I suspect.

She's probably implant-ed her way out of entire categories of roles.

It's also difficult for TV actors to schedule in anything but small roles while their series is still running.

Femme fatale does seem a natural fit, though. That's essentially what she played in Firefly, and I thought her character (all 2 episodes worth) was the best thing about that show.

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Originally Posted by Richard Dickson 

I'm gonna just leave these here...

 

 

 

Gah, she's so hot it physically hurts me!  I'm not even talking about her breasts... she's just flat out gorgeous in every way.  That beautiful face! That amazing hair!  Those hips, legs and butt... fucking hell, even her goddamned HANDS are sexy.  

If anyone needs me, I'll be taking a cold shower.

Damn!

Her minor role in Drive was femme fatale-ish.  She wasn't really dressed like it, but still...

Forget taking a cold shower. That picture wants myself to get busy with....myself.

It also makes arms stronger and hands stronger!

She's magic in person.

(Brag)

Unfortunately, it looks like this is a joke article: 

http://www.smilespedia.com/an-eyeful-a-day-keeps-the-doctor-away/

But dammit, I'm just going to pretend it isn't!  Ladies, for the good of our health... show off what you've got!  Do it for AMERICA dammit!  

You just COULDN'T keep it to yourself, could you???

HMMMM????

Sorry! 

I'll go back to my cold shower now

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Originally Posted by Diva 

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She's magic in person.

(Brag)

 

You bastard

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Originally Posted by Farsight 

It's not men that would have a problem identifying with that look, I suspect.

 

She's probably implant-ed her way out of entire categories of roles.

 

Sorry, I'm tired of seeing this. Those are real. If you think they're fake, well, you haven't seen very many tits in your life.

I've seen what they looked like before.

But if that belief is what keeps you going, so be it!

Before what? That Playboy pictorial from ten years ago doesn't count. If you show me a picture from one week where she's one size and a picture from a month later where only her boobs have suddenly leapt in growth, I'll concede the point. Fact is, though, implants don't move, wobble, and conform to tight fitting dressed the way those do. 

But if that's what you've got to tell yourself in order to feel superior to someone you've never met, then so be it!

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Originally Posted by Gabe T 

 

She's magic in person.

(Brag)

 

<gun muzzle pressed against spine>"Just keeeeep smilin' at the camera honey, and nobody gets hurt..."</gun muzzle pressed against spine>

RD, you magnificent bastard!

Gabe, where are the fries that usually come out of your head?

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Originally Posted by Nardo 

<gun muzzle pressed against spine>"Just keeeeep smilin' at the camera honey, and nobody gets hurt..."</gun muzzle pressed against spine>

 

I think it's more a case of her turning around a second later, leaping up in shock and screaming, "Where the fuck did you come from?!?"

Perhaps Gabe was able to get so close because he smothered himself in a cloud of cheap cologne, Frito dust, & farts, thereby causing Mrs Hendricks to assume that the man sitting behind her was actually her bizarrely unattractive husband.

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Originally Posted by Art Decade 

Perhaps Gabe was able to get so close because he smothered himself in a cloud of cheap cologne, Frito dust, & farts, thereby causing Mrs Hendricks to assume that the man sitting behind her was actually her bizarrely unattractive husband.

You've just given me an idea...now all i need is a plane ticket to LA and a very lame curly wig.

And as for the "are they real?" argument:

Id like to add:

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Originally Posted by ryoken 

You've just given me an idea...now all i need is a plane ticket to LA and a very lame curly wig.

When your disguise is complete, you'll be ready for love:

"Christinaaaaa!!!"

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Originally Posted by ryoken 

Id like to add:

 

 

 

I KNEW IT! FAKE!

....fake redhead, that is. 

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Originally Posted by Greg Clark 

Before what? That Playboy pictorial from ten years ago doesn't count. If you show me a picture from one week where she's one size and a picture from a month later where only her boobs have suddenly leapt in growth, I'll concede the point. Fact is, though, implants don't move, wobble, and conform to tight fitting dressed the way those do. 

 

But if that's what you've got to tell yourself in order to feel superior to someone you've never met, then so be it!

Kettle, you're black.

I wrote that she was the best thing on a show where she barely appeared. I never wrote that the choice to have implants was a negative. Hell, if I were an actress or model, I'd probably consider them a sound financial investment. I merely wrote that her current breast size may be limiting her casting opportunities.

She's a fine actress and a beautiful woman, who also happens to have had small breasts in her twenties, and extremely large breasts in her thirties. Between Playboy and Firefly, she jumped up about 2 cup sizes. Between Firefly and Mad Men, she jumped up another 2. If that's natural, she should write a book!

The only one choking on smug here is you.

Yes, let's trust Playboy, a magazine with a well-known history of airbrushing and Photoshopping the living shit out of their models.

She also seems to have filled out in the face, hips, and everywhere else a person who gains body weight would fill out.  Unless she got implants all over.

"Damn, bitch! You fine!"

accept the mystery, goddamnit.

loud noises.

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Originally Posted by Art Decade 

loud noises.

Oh, the loud noises I would make with her...

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Originally Posted by AtomTastic 

Damn.

WHY DID YOU MARRY A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN CURTIS ARMSTRONG AND JEFF GOLDBLUM? FUCK!

"Why did I mark a cunt farm with tits wrong jiffy lube? Chuck?!"

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Originally Posted by Chris Spider 

Yes, let's trust Playboy, a magazine with a well-known history of airbrushing and Photoshopping the living shit out of their models.

And even with the over-exposed lighting and air brushing, is Freeman thinks those are small boobs...well, yeah. Not speaking from much experience is what I'm getting.

Here's a hint: not all cup sizes are created equal. Depending on her ribcage, weight, height, and fullness of the breasts, she could be a different size from one brand to another. It's entirely possible for someone to be a D-DD (which is about the range I'd put her in the Playboy shoot, probably closer to a D though), and over time put on weight that fills out her already curvy body. Official measurements put her at a 38DDD; that's about the same as an E. And her boobs on Firefly are roughly the same (epic) size we see on Mad Men; she's just not wearing a super corset on the former. If you really think she could put on three cup sizes of implants and not look like Pam Anderson or Hedi Montag, then, yeah, see above.

To put a capper on this stupid argument: Look at this:

IMPLANTS DON'T MOVE LIKE THAT.