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Lauren, we've already covered Roasrio! Geez!

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You shut your whore mouth, Clark!

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The combination of pose and tagline made this one of my favourite movie posters of all time. Too bad the movie wasn't nearly as good.

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I just think we need more Dawson instead of "are these boobs real or not?" arguments.

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We'll cover whoever again whenever again and however again if it is in the interest of the breast populi.  Hendricks warrants it.  Rosario warrants it.  Salma warrants it.  

ANY MANY MORE.

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How the HELL has someone not cast her as a femme fatale? ( I know, "too fat", men don't like that look, bullshit, etc., bullshit )



Dear Hollywood.  Make a 1940s period Philip Marlowe movie.  Cast Clive Owen as Marlowe.  Cast Hendricks as the femme fatale.


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Jesus, Hollywood.  It ain't rocket science, you know!

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We'll cover whoever again whenever again and however again if it is in the interest of the breast populi.  Hendricks warrants it.  Rosario warrants it.  Salma warrants it.  

ANY MANY MORE.



More-nella Muti.

 

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WHY DID YOU MARRY A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE A CROSS BETWEEN CURTIS ARMSTRONG AND JEFF GOLDBLUM? FUCK!



He makes her laugh.

 

 

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If only one or two photographs were enough for conclusive evidence.  Alas, not. Here she is in an Everclear video from about a year earlier.

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*tsk* this a is proper mystery.  We need an entire team on this , working in shifts!

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More-nella Muti.

 

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To me, she's perfection.

 

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Lauren, we've already covered Roasrio! Geez!



When it comes to Roasrio, you can have too much of a good thing!

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Jesus christ you guys are overthinking boobs. And Hendricks looks like someone just fired a gun in front of her in that picture. Which Gabe probably did.

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Well, did it ever occur to you that perhaps you've been underthinking boobs.

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Naw dude my thought process is like 98% women and boobs, 1% booze, 0.5% not dying, and 0.5% Darfur.

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Katte Sackhoff

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This thread needs to be its own religion.

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Still going on about this?

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Carrie Keagan of VH-1

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Danielle Fishel, aka Topanga from Boy Meets World*

 

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* and her luscious dsl's


 

This is more of an anti-brag. But nonetheless amusing to me. I wrote the stupid movie that those pics were taken for. A movie that I might add, also starred Tatyana Ali.

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Dear Hollywood.  Make a 1940s period Philip Marlowe movie.  Cast Clive Owen as Marlowe.  Cast Hendricks as the femme fatale.


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Jesus, Hollywood.  It ain't rocket science, you know!



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...at this rate, this threads going to cure malaria, resurrect Bill Hicks and get Sinead O'Conner laid...

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This is more of an anti-brag. But nonetheless amusing to me. I wrote the stupid movie that those pics were taken for. A movie that I might add, also starred Tatyana Ali.


*looks up on IMDB* You helped write BOTH Dorm Daze movies? There *has* to be a story in that.

 

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There was a third one too. The stories are endless, sir. Endless.

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I've only seen the first Dorm Daze. That one had a few decent laughs. Great seeing Patrick Renna in a film again. Even if he was holding a towel that looked hard enough to brain someone with due to it being all semened up.

 

I was hoping this thread was really going to devolve into getting scientific about different bra brands and how a size can fluctuate, but then it went back to being tits,tits,tits. No complaints.

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"Skynet went online in de year 2012 when de erotic heat formed from a movie website forum thread created an AI singularity, causing the world's computer systems to become self aware as it began searching for nude photos of a woman named Christina Hendricks. Realizing that none existed, Skynet gave de world's leaders a 24 hour ultimatum to produce and post nude photos of Mrs Hendricks on the Salma thread or else missiles would be launched against de major cities. Cockblocked by de woman's stinky husband, the machines struck".

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There was a third one too. The stories are endless, sir. Endless.


Well, spill then!

 

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Don't want to derail this beautiful thread.

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Don't want to derail this beautiful thread.



Then start a new thread elsewhere and link us there. The forms must be obeyed.

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Yeah, seriously, now that you've said this, I wanna know all about it in some capacity.

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I'll think about it. Seems like kind of a weird thread to start. Anyway, back to boobs!

 

Anita Ekberg

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I'll think about it. Seems like kind of a weird thread to start. Anyway, back to boobs!

 


No pressure. Just let us know when it's Oh Fishel.

 

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Rachel Nichols. My favourite gal.

 

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Here's a refresher course in Brooklyn Decker

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Nicola Bryant aka Peri on Doctor Who

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Hot damn! It's a good thing that my trousers are bigger on the inside.


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 For once the Doctor is wrong. Happens to the best of us.

 

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Here's the girl from that Fiat Super Bowl Commercial.  (She's a celebrity for today anyway.)  Cantriel Menghia...

 

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By God, how I wish I were a bare white linoleum floor.

 

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"Yes, because then you'd be able to see...everything."

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Didn't watch the Superbowl b/c I'm a nerd and the mere sight of physical activity distresses me, so I know nothing of the commercials, but I guess I'll help you guys out a little..

 

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More of the same:

 

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sweet baby jesus christ I'd make fart noises all along dem hipbones

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By God, how I wish I were a bare white linoleum floor.

 

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"Yes, because then you'd be able to see...everything."



So... I have been scouring the internet. What is this recurring Meme? Did you start it? It is driving me mad, I tell you!

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So... I have been scouring the internet. What is this recurring Meme? Did you start it? It is driving me mad, I tell you!


Here you are, mate.

 

The meme is in reference to Stewart's appearance in Ricky Gervais' HBO series Extras:

Welcome to the club.

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This isn't really the purpose of this thread, but holy hell, can we start giving Patrick Stewart a run of awesome film roles before we lose him? Comedy, drama, period piece, whatever the hell you want, I just don't see the man in nearly enough stuff.

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This isn't really the purpose of this thread, but holy hell, can we start giving Patrick Stewart a run of awesome film roles before we lose him? Comedy, drama, period piece, whatever the hell you want, I just don't see the man in nearly enough stuff.


So what you're essentially saying is that you'd like to see him...in everything.

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Even if he rushes to cover up.

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Don't watch American Idol, and don't know what she sounds like, but I can clearly see why she may have been a winner...

 

Katherine McPhee

 

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Katherine McPhee. Also known as the world's reigning "Perfect Brunette".

Looking at her makes me hurt.

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