Salma Hayek's boobs are ridiculous and other celebrities' melons - Page 91

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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm 

An entire board dedicated to film talk and you two want to swap words in here?  Less prose, more pose.

"Keep it moving, people! Them titties aren't gonna show themselves!"

Heaven forbid I talk film here!

To atone, I present more Kat Dennings.

Along with a few words from Buford T. Justice.

Cybill Shepherd

Thank you Art. I just wanted to show some melons with sophistication.

I actually know a girl who looks shockingly similar to this beautiful belle, Anne Hathaway.  Wish I knew her more intimately 

That last photo of her strikes me as kind of awful (the make-up!), but the rest?  Mmmmmmmeow.

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Originally Posted by mcnooj82 

That last photo of her strikes me as kind of awful (the make-up!), but the rest?  Mmmmmmmeow.

No kidding, the makeup plus did she really wear that totally see through dress? Classy!

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Originally Posted by Werewolf Girl 

No kidding, the makeup plus did she really wear that totally see through dress? Classy!

This is from early in her career. It was a premiere for a movie she wasn't even in, if I recall. I don't think she was familiar with the idea that powerful flash photography will make black clothing nigh transparent. And for that, we thank her.

Anne Hathaway.

God...........Anne Hathaway........

More like Anne Have-a-wank. Rowrrr.

My wife is well aware of the fact that if we were ever to stumble upon Miss Hathaway she should just take the car and I'll see her in the morning.

Bark, I'm at work still but I have the intense, burning desire to go to the bathroom for a very, very long after watching that Kate Upton video.

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Originally Posted by Doc Happenin 

Bark, I'm at work still but I have the intense, burning desire to go to the bathroom for a very, very long after watching that Kate Upton video.

Watch this instead:

Without wishing to be disturbingly forward or distressingly pervy, how can you NOT want to reach into that picture and cop a feel? What a marvellous sideboob.

Hopefully she'd still be smiling like that after having rough hands on her soft melon.

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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon 

I had the same reaction as Poindexter.

A little more Anne...

And the good doctor wins, schwing!

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Originally Posted by Barkatthemoon 

Did you people know that Victoria's Secret will NEVER work with her? She's not Victoria's Secret quality according to the most roundabout way I've experienced someone take in order to call someone else fat. It must be the fact that she has a discernible pelvis, actual breasts and cheeks on her face.

Knowing that my little niece is about to grow up in a world where her self esteem will be influenced by these pieces of shit makes me want to firebomb every Paris Fashion Week show.

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Originally Posted by stelios 

Knowing that my little niece is about to grow up in a world where her self esteem will be influenced by these pieces of shit makes me want to firebomb every Paris Fashion Week show.

Thus making the event that much more flaming.

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Originally Posted by MichaelM 

A little more Anne...

 

I'll take your arty b&w Hathaway boobs and raise you arty b&w Upton boobs.

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Originally Posted by TzuDohNihm 

"You all see that? THAT'S the "Mountaintop" I was talking about."

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Originally Posted by stelios 

Did you people know that Victoria's Secret will NEVER work with her? She's not Victoria's Secret quality according to the most roundabout way I've experienced someone take in order to call someone else fat. It must be the fact that she has a discernible pelvis, actual breasts and cheeks on her face.

 

 

I read an article along those lines; they had some fashion director claiming that she had a face that anybody could achieve with the help of a plastic surgeon.  

So, there you go: having the face of a gorgeous 19 year old is now a bad thing if you happen to be a gorgeous 19 year old.

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Originally Posted by Ben W 

I read an article along those lines; they had some fashion director claiming that she had a face that anybody could achieve with the help of a plastic surgeon.  

 

So, there you go: having the face of a gorgeous 19 year old is now a bad thing if you happen to be a gorgeous 19 year old.

And people wonder why girls have self esteem issues, when a girl as universally gorgeous as Kate doesn't cut some kind of mustard for VS.

That Upton dancing video...

Sigh.

People who think Upton is "fat" have lost their damn mind, that woman is drop dead gorgeous.  Proof that the fashion industry is run by people who really aren't into women.

More like they're into literal racks (poles and wires constructed to look humanoid) on which to hang their wares! 

Proof that curves are good: Kat Dennings

More proof that curves are good: Kate Winslet.

Proof that stick figures are bad: Ann Coulter.

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Originally Posted by Chaz 

Since its Halloween weekend I give you: The Women of Ghost Hunters!

 

 

 

Since this post was made, Susan Slaughter Utermark from ghost hunters international has posed topless!

Jewel.

Kerri Kasem

She is Nikki Sixx's co-host on The Sixx Sense.

I listen to her radio show she does with Nikki Sixx sometimes and always wondered what she looked like. Very nice.

Shaggy's daughter. Not bad.

Speaking of celebrity daughters, here's Mr. Bean's bodacious offspring: Gemma Atkinson.

That was just too impossible to be true, so Google to the rescue:

"Gemma's Father is Les Atkinson and her mother is Sally Atkinson. (Rowan Atkinson being her father is a false rumor. He only has 2 children born in 1993 and 1995 called Ben and Lily.)"

I thought it was Sean Bean's daughter. I would have been terrified to date her because he can kill with his bare hands.

He'll die in the process though so don't worry.

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Originally Posted by MrTyres 

I thought it was Sean Bean's daughter. I would have been terrified to date her, because he can kill with his bare hands.

It's funny, because Sean's girlfriends are typically the age of his daughter these days.....

Yeah, really, like hell that's Mr. Bean's daughter.

And I'm pretty sure she's come out and said that her breasts in those modeling days were enhanced.

WOW, Viola Davis. I did NOT expect this from her, GODDAMN.

Oh my...