Salma Hayek's boobs are ridiculous and other celebrities' melons - Page 2

Me too. Cuz on top you might crush the baby.

Bad form, sir.

Me too but this girl can take you to cans territory. Looking her at Frida was too much for me.

It's funny when people who don't like me for whatever reason turn completely insane in their efforts to prove me wrong. Pregnancy is a subconscious sign that women are fertile? Uh, it's not subconscious first of all, it's really obvious and conscious. But what you are stupidly ignoring is that it means the job has already been done, the fertile field has been plowed, it's too late, party's over, etc. Seeing a pregnant woman is a conscious sign that means you're too late. A sign that you're right on time is a woman who is not pregnant and has nice tits and ass.

When I asked if he likes fat beer gutted women it was obviously a joke based on Greg saying he liked the way pregnant women look. I can't believe I have to explain such obvious shit to you retards.

Why would you tell me this, do you actually think I care if I'm on your ignore list. You're basically saying you don't have anything to respond with that makes sense. Your metaphors are cheesy.

And if we are talking latin chicks with great bodies and average faces I'll go with the full sized version, Sofia Vergara.

And here's some jerkoff material for Greg David:

Generally fertile, oh, idiot of idiots. It consciously registers that the woman was fertile enough to get pregnant once. It unconsciously registers that she was impregnated once, thus is capable of producing more offspring, potentially yours. I'm going to guess that you're being willfully obtuse here for the sake of continuing your dumb-as-fuck argument. As usual.

The attractiveness of non-pregnant women is irrelevant to the argument. No one's said non-pregnant women aren't attractive. The issue is regarding what makes pregnant women attractive - one aspect is an obvious physical manifestation of fertility. Seeing a pregnant women may be a conscious sign that you're "too late" in terms of the next few months, but it's an unconscious sign that she's essentially fertile and will be again after the baby is born.

When people make a case for their sexual desires being governed by the conscious and rational, they're either really stupid and simplistic or they're covering for something in their sexual nature of which they're ashamed. I'm guessing miyagi has a subconscious attraction to men or post-menopausal women or something and is sublimating it into an attraction to the blandest, most obvious Hollywood-type women possible (interesting how he picked out such a bland, blonde picture of a latina woman, isn't it?).

By doing so, you equated the two, jackass. Pregnant women look like pregnant women, not fat women. Go away.

There goes my hero. Watch him as he goes.

I would like to kick swedish miyagi in the face and just never stop.

If you need help, I would love to get the assist.

Maybe if we all put him on our ignore lists, he'll get bored and wander off. Eventually, he'll be reduced to trying to piss off random people in the street with his hilarious pretensions at intellectualism, which will inevitably result in him dying under a freeway overpass in a puddle of his own blood with a knife sticking out of his neck. And in some small, perhaps insignificant but certainly perceptible way, the world will be just a little bit better.

Salma is not amused by Miyagi's derailment...




Now SHH, I'm basking. Frida proves that she's the only woman with a uni-brow I've ever lusted over.
Desperado is truth= She could truly cause a car wreck with those curves, in any state of gestation.

How do people, including yourself, not realize how dumb what you are saying hear is. They're capable of producing more offspring......ok that's true, but not while they are pregnant/look pregnant. And that is the whole point here. Maybe if you remembered that she used to be pregnant and now isn't that might do something for you, but that is still retarded. What are you people, some kind of sloppy second aficionados? Who in their right fucking mind would have their attraction enhanced by not being the first to plant the seed. Let's be honest, that's damaged goods, might still be pretty good, but not as good as being first at bat. With your dumbass logic it would be a really awesome sign of fertility and therefore really attractive if some slut got pregnant 3 times by 3 different dudes. Man, that means she's probably so fertile, 'my groin is going to explode.'

Actually the attractiveness of non pregnant women is not irrelevant, because Nigel St. Douchebag is turned on an extra amount when Salma is pregnant. But that aside, the point is that once a chick is pregnant (especially by another guy), there is no point of wanting to fuck her/finding her attractive. It makes no sense, no instinct there. Before she gets pregnant it makes sense to be attracted because instinctively you want to get her pregnant, while she is pregnant since it is impossible to get her pregnant it does not make sense to be attracted to her sexually, and then after she gives birth it would make sense to resume some attraction, I would say less though because of the sloppy seconds thing.

What in the fuck are you babbling about. This is your contrived attempt to talk trash or something. The only thing I said was conscious was seeing a pregnant woman because it's so blaringly visible. You think I give a fuck if she has blonde hair? I clearly state that I don't think either Salma nor Sofia have above average faces. The only purpose of that picture is to show her huge cans. In the picture of her ass her hair is brown.

By doing so, you equated the two, jackass. Pregnant women look like pregnant women, not fat women. Go away.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, the two are not similar at all, that's why it hasn't been a joke for years to ask a fat woman when the baby's due.

The women in the northern midwest and pacific northwest really have you guys brainswashed.

Just because you are the heftiest nerd at the Star Wars convention that doesn't make you intimidating. It's a good thing you're 35 or whatever because you sound like you're on the verge of a school shooting.

I'm gonna be honest...I am, in no way whatsoever, connecting with anything you people are saying.

Who the fuck WANTS to get them pregnant?

Seriously guys...wth?

I am astonished that a man this dense thinks he is this smart. I mean, I've seen delusions of grandeur, but this guy seems totally unaware of the existence of the subconscious. I guess all those studies done by anthropologists, psychologists and sociologists mean jack shit, because swedish miyagi is here to lay down the sexual rules!

What the fuck are you talking about? I think the subconscious is huge, in this thread even I have said that people's ego's are making them attempt insane arguments. I brought up sexual instincts. You are having a party with yourself over an absurd straw man.

This is the best post ever.
You DO know what being put on Ignore means, don't you?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ignore

S'all I'm sayin'...

I actually doubt he even really put me on ignore, his pathetic curiosity is problem killing him. I'll edit it and speak of him in the third person if you want me to.

Yeah, I am all for not getting a girl pregnant unless you consciously mean to. But obviously a major instinctive reason for wanting to fuck is to get her pregnant, thus the liking of tits and ass. That means subconsciously Ian, you pretentious twit.

You're ignoring ACTUAL, DOCUMENTED STUDIES to argue that your concept of human instinct is the correct one. You don't even seem capable of grasping what we're saying. Pregnancy is a subconscious sign that a woman is fertile, and thus a desirable mating partner. It causes a subconscious attraction in men because of this, which is essentially the exact opposite of your take on the situation. It's PART of the human instinct that you're so busy banging on about. This notion has been supported by many psychological studies - Google it and see for yourself. Then shrivel up and blow away, you utterly worthless cretin.

SM was a buttbaby. Explains everything!

Jesus, try to be funnier in the future.

Retard, no one has linked any studies including you so I wouldn't say I am ignoring anything. Link the study you are talking about. Is it this one:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4396230.stm

If so that doesn't mean shit. That study only accounts for the face and doesn't even show the guys the body. No guy in his right fucking mind is attracted to a showing pregnant body. Sure if you just see the face or maybe in the early going the tits get big before you can see anything else. But no guy in his right mind wants to fuck a pregnant stomach especially if the baby is not his. It makes no sense from a biological standpoint. How could it make sense to fuck a girl who is already pregnant? It's like shooting a dead body, pouring beer into an already full mug, smoking a cigarette butt, etc.

Well, I can't speak for you, but I prefer fucking vaginas, not stomachs, pregnant or not.
Your wife is going to LOVE you when she's pregnant. Or do you just plan on moving out of the house for nine months?

This mug of beer business is silly also. If you see someone with a full mug of beer it's much more likely to make you thirsty for beer than someone elses empty glass.


In terms of instinct. If we were natuarally repulsed by the sight of pregnent women it would make it desireable to not procreate. So if you are repulsed by the sight o a pregnent woman maybe it's because nature is trying to desperatly talk you out of something.

subconscious:

n.
The part of the mind below the level of conscious perception.



ego:

n.
1. The self, especially as distinct from the world and other selves.
2. In psychoanalysis, the division of the psyche that is conscious, most immediately controls thought and behavior, and is most in touch with external reality.
3.
a. An exaggerated sense of self-importance; conceit.
b. Appropriate pride in oneself; self-esteem.

Miyagi continues to not show a whit of understanding when it comes to subconscious desire. Hint: it's not driven by conscious logic.

You actually tihnk this joker can attract a life partner?

That's assuming that a woman would actually, first of all, willingly have sexual intercourse with Swedish Miyagi, and maybe after a couple of that, wanting to waste her life with such a moron instead of doing more constructive thing for herself, like shooting herself in the head, or hanging herself. That's probably the reason he's hitting on trisomic and comatose woman.

Never mind Dickson, you assume too much.

Let me derail this thread with naked pregnant Monica Bellucci.

Notwithstanding the "Is pregnant hot?" debate (which is getting me all riled up since debates about pregnant women make me hot), is she really only five months pregnant? Maybe she's just carrying low...

I'm glad to see Luca posted those pics, pregnant Asia Argento could work too (not even close to MB)

Just to derail the derailing by Myagi, let me pose a more pertinent question.

With these pics of supersized Salma, where does the debate as to her augumentation stand?

I always thought she was naturally endowed, but many think she had surgery. If she did, the doctor was an artist the likes of which unseen since Da Vinci.

Her endowment has a natural sway and jiggle that one doesn't typically see with your typical surgical recipients.

What say you, CHUDsters? With the swelling of her breasts, is that more evidence to their natural state?

Honestly never thought about them being fake.

Those are natural.

Ah. She's tiny to begin with too, which I'm sure is part of the reason she's so beautifully, bra-bustingly extra volputuous at the present time.

I didn't know there was one. Have people claimed she's gone under the knife? My vote is real. She's perfectly proportioned.

Here's some...ahem...research material on the subject....

http://www.celebroundup.com/salma-hayeks-boob-job/

http://www.awfulplasticsurgery.com/archives/007264.html

I think they're real, and I'm willing to test them for the good of all.

I don't know, they don't seem to have that unnatural firmness and stubborn refusal to move around that implants often do. As Vivsector says, if they're fake, they're an amazing piece of work.

And I'd like to point out the irony that a guy called Dr. Vivisector brought up this subject.

These articles claiming that Salma hasn't always had huge jugs makes me wonder if they've ever bothered to watch From Dusk Till Dawn. Those works of nature are exactly that--natural.

Desparado predates FDTD, and she's voluptuous in that as well. They're real, and they're Terri Hatcher.

That second link is more persuasive than the first, but my vote is still real. But please, for the love of God, feel free to try to change my mind with cold, hard, scientific data.

Also, women's bodies change as they get older. Even if she did have smaller boobs in her twenties, that's hardly conclusive proof.

Good times, good times.

You haven't read this thread, there's been a clear distinction that we are talking about pregant women who's babies aren't your own. And I severely doubt that you prefered fucking your wife when she was nine months pregnant to when you first met or before she was pregnant.

What are you fucking dumb. The only point of the mug of beer is that you can't pour more into it. Just like adding sperm to an already pregnant woman is pointless.

Your second paragraph is even dumber. Yes, nature is trying to talk me out of fucking a pregnant woman, because that's never going to result in anything. Nature is trying to talk me into fucking a non pregnant woman with tits and ass because that will result in something. I am not repulsed by the sight of a pregnant woman, I think it's great, but I surely do not want to fuck her in that state, or afterwards really.

Alright you stickler nutjob. Do you want me to say id so nobody knows what I'm talking about. The ego and id overlap anyway. The common use of the word ego refers to the id part. I brought up the instinct part of this argument. Then I disagreed with an stupid comment about pregnant women eliciting a subconscious reaction to fuck them because it makes no sense. Then Ian, being a pretentious english twit, attaches his personal desires to prove me wrong with the unsubstantiated insanity that I don't understand or think the subconscious exists.

If global warming is responsible for this spectacular meltdown, then fuck Al Gore.

You clearly have no understanding of how the subconscious works, because you're using everyday conscious desires and logic when discussing it. You're like a monkey trying to fix a nuclear reactor.

I mean, you're not just stupid and arrogant. You're really fucking stupid and reeeeeally fucking arrogant. You should open a university for twats.