Salma Hayek's boobs are ridiculous and other celebrities' melons - Page 119

Disgustingly fake.

Some Babylon 5 Tittays...

 

B5 Telepath and former CNN anchor Andrea Thomson:

 

 

B5 Telepath (what is it with these telepaths?) Patricia Tallman, from the criminally-underrated Knightriders:

 

 

"She's got plenty to hang on your lance."

 

The great Claudia Christian:

 

And finally, Z'Ha'Dum bitch Mellissa Gilbert, former Mrs. Boxleitner and one-time president of SAG.  Begin inevitable "sag" jokes now:

 

 

Zooty...zoot zoot!!!

oh HELL YES on Claudia Christian.  I always liked her.  The boobs are not 'ridiculous' but they are very, very nice.

Holy crap! I'd always thought that Claudia Christian was one of those "never nude" actresses.

I like this direction.

 

Tracy Scoggins (from Season 5):

 

Tamlyn Tomita (from the pilot):

 

Shari Shattuck (only one episode but hey)

 

and...

 

(drumroll)

 

 

Mira Furlan!

 

Claudia Christian also had the one-two punch of her sexiness in The Hidden and then fucking Michael Keaton and ODing, leading to him biting her ass to wake her up in Clean and Sober.

 

Rene met her, if I remember correctly, and she still looks great from the pic he had.

She's awesome in The Hidden. Too bad Hexed was a flop.

Yeah, CC in The Hidden = How You Do A Female Terminator.

 

She was also in Freaks and Geeks as Martin Starr's mom, which was a brilliant bit of contrasting.

CC was my go-to fan-casting option for Wonder Woman for most of the 90s.

Whoops!  I forgot to post Mira Furlan.  Christian was great in Freaks and Geeks; she's a very underrated actress.

 

 

 

 

I did! She still looks AMAZING. PLUS I got to get a picture with her that I will cherish forever.

 

Funny story: She had a whole binder full of photos that she was selling (that she'd autograph of course) and I came across her "18 and over" bunch. I won't lie, I was TEMPTED to buy one of her nude layouts, but, I decided it would be too pervy to buy one, and have her sign it, and instead asked her if she had any of The Hidden, and of course she did in another binder which I bought one of. A nice black and white still, also memorable for me because that was the first movie I saw her in.

 

 

So yeah, she is still hotness personified, and she doesn't need to have ridiculous boobs to make me go hubba hubba.

A little Love:

 

 

Soundtrack: (seriously - play this in another tab while watching the gif.)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X3E4iwOVdCc

 

Nice find, Judas.  Too bad I wasn't the lucky bastard to be her date at the premiere.

I'm not really keen on her 50,000 PSI fake tits, but I do love how that video tape just baaaaaarely covers anything.

Just Kelly being Kelly.

 

 

 

I have some great memories of drunk nights, dance clubs and that song.

Another favorite from the 80s:  Annette O'Toole

 

For the redhead lovers.

 

 

The plot of CROSS YOUR HEART is one of the biggest lies perpetrated on the public.  

It was on Cinemax last night. Creepy movie

I never, ever thought I'd envy Martin Short.

 

I was wrong.

Katie Featherston (apologies if this one has been posted before:

 

Jennifer Love Hewitt looking very va-va-voom:

 

NEVER apologize for posting Featherston.  *swoon*

Diora wonders if anyone wants to see her topless again...

 

Oh, I'm sorry, you misread that facial expression.  That's her, "When am I going to marry Matty-O" expression.

 

ETA: That came off as confusing.  I'm Matty-O.  Shoulda said.

Silverman. Michelle Williams is in the same scene too.

 

Salma's gif

 

 

We need a thumbs down button, stat. No one wants to see this.

I thought I did; I hate to sound like a sexist prick, but I am thoroughly disappointed.

 

Boo! I've been wanting to see her naked since The Larry Sanders Show, I'm happy it finally happened.

I'm part of the 99%. I don't look a gift horse in the mouth. I want what I can fucking get.

She was a hot comedy chick. With the mystery gone, she's just a regular chick naked. My guess is that Tina Fey pics would have the same thrill. What makes them attractive isn't all their bodies.

 

Complaining about female nudity?

 

You could say that about every single woman in this thread. Their fame, as fleeting and fatuous as that can and will be, puts a premium on their nakedness. I wasn't dying to see Silverman take off her clothes, but divorced from the context of the film in which that image appears it becomes another thing for which it was surely not intended (much to the chagrin of Sarah Polley, I'm sure) and that is, as they, that.

 

agreed

Anne says you can supply your own "knockout" pun...

 

It would be difficult to fight someone if you couldn't keep your eyes focused on their fists.

 

Or if all your own punches were actually open-handed slaps to the torso followed by "HONK HONK" sounds.

Silverman looks like the average mid30s woman naked. I don't think anyone's going to be depositing that particular shot into the spank bank, especially since the context is utterly sexless, but anyone laboring under the delusion that seeing that body unveiled at the end of a good date would send an automatic Abort Erection alarm southbound is in for a really tragic comedy of errors trying to get laid later in life.

Personally, its an unflattering shot, but she's still quite attractive. Plus, *she's* awesome. Plus and minus sexypoints will always be granted based on this fact.

If Silverman offers me consequence-free sex, I'm accepting.

And let's be honest -- Silverman is the one woman in this thread most of us would have a realistic shot at getting.  Come on.  Admit it.

Define "realistic".

adjective

 

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This thread has taken a dark turn. Bring back Doira!!!!

 

DIora, dude. Otherwise, we might end up with a page full of this:

It's a step up from Kimmel's mug, I guess. 

 

Here's a palette cleanser: 

 

LOL, that's Iga Somethingpolishorother - she was in about 5 seconds of Your Highness. I have to believe at the request of Danny McBride.

Iga Wyrwal.  You say the name.  SAY IT.