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My ex just got a new guy

post #1 of 34
5/15/07 at 6:29am
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When we broke up we did so because we are now living in different countries. We said goodbye saying "I love you".

That was two weeks ago.


Now she's seeing this dorky runt that she' not sure how she feels about.


I only just found out about this, and my heart is racing. My heart has been racing for long enough that my chest is hurting and burning.


Chewers, tell me something to do with this rush of adrenaline.
Tell me something to do with the inevitable despair.
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post #2 of 34
5/15/07 at 6:31am

We got Death Star!
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post #3 of 34
5/15/07 at 6:32am
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I do feel like 'sploding some planets.


Damnit, and I had all my strategies to getting basck together lined up


Good luck, rebound guy. Treat her well.
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post #4 of 34
5/15/07 at 6:36am
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Tom Waits time again. Jesus Christ.
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post #5 of 34
5/15/07 at 6:42am
You know what works for me? Writing. Throwing myself into the lives of characters who aren't me, so I don't need to think about my relationship bullshit.
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post #6 of 34
5/15/07 at 6:45am
Throwing stuff and turning photos against the wall seems to do the trick.
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post #7 of 34
5/15/07 at 7:56am
Its easier to get over someone you hate rather than love.

The fact that she got over you pretty quickly says alot about her and your relationship. That despair will evaporate once you feel how lucky you are that she's out of your life, Nexus.
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post #8 of 34
5/15/07 at 8:14am
Kill re-bound guy. Hang him in her closet with a piece of paper stapled to his chest reading "Don't fuck around on me EVER again. Was this really necessary? Love, Nexus"

She'll be yours for life my friend.
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post #9 of 34
5/15/07 at 8:19am
She lives in another country and is dating someone else? Apparently, you need someone to state the obvious for you, so I'll be so kind:


Find a girl who lives within a 50 mile radius of you and move the fuck on.


Always remember...Women are like Doritos®. Crunch all you want. They'll make more.
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post #10 of 34
5/15/07 at 10:44am
Drink. Punch. Whore yourself out.
Repeat ad nauseum.
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post #11 of 34
5/15/07 at 11:18am
finding another girl works for me, that or drinking...
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post #12 of 34
5/15/07 at 4:46pm
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Originally Posted by Nexus
When we broke up we did so because we are now living in different countries. We said goodbye saying "I love you".

That was two weeks ago.


Now she's seeing this dorky runt that she' not sure how she feels about.


I only just found out about this, and my heart is racing. My heart has been racing for long enough that my chest is hurting and burning.


Chewers, tell me something to do with this rush of adrenaline.
Tell me something to do with the inevitable despair.

She clearly felt the need to move on. Fortunately, rebound guy won't last. Regardless, you, too, need to move on. Preoccupation with anything to get your mind off of it is good. Go out and meet some new girls. Then report back to us with how you found someone so much better than her!
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post #13 of 34
5/15/07 at 4:51pm
This is what to do- http://youtube.com/watch?v=99Qy__oxo8w
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post #14 of 34
5/15/07 at 4:56pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
This made my day.
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post #15 of 34
5/15/07 at 4:57pm
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Originally Posted by vBulletin
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Alex Riviello again.
Brilliant!
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post #16 of 34
5/15/07 at 4:58pm
Don't tell Nordling.
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post #17 of 34
5/16/07 at 6:40pm
Find her sister, best friend and fuck her.
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post #18 of 34
5/16/07 at 9:03pm
Devin's out of town, so I guess I can provide some substitute snark:

Go Gay. Cause obviously you already are.
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post #19 of 34
5/16/07 at 9:49pm
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
If this were the 60s, Peter totally would've pat milk & cookies on the ass.
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post #20 of 34
5/17/07 at 12:22am
cry
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post #21 of 34
5/17/07 at 8:35am
That's rough dude. I guess what i'd do is get drunk and try find a rebound girl as soon as possible. A lousy suggestion for sure, but I can't really think of anything better, 'cause the only thing that really takes care of this shit is time.
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post #22 of 34
5/18/07 at 7:13am
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Originally Posted by Alex Riviello
Congratulations, Alex. I now want to see SM3 in the theater.
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post #23 of 34
5/19/07 at 1:11am
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Originally Posted by FrankCobretti
Congratulations, Alex. I now want to see SM3 in the theater.
That's because you just witnessed the most enjoyable 2 minutes of the movie.
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post #24 of 34
5/19/07 at 1:39am
This reminds me of the time that a girl dumped me for a married man, who promptly got divorced and married her, and now they have a kid. I like to think that, because they both only worked at a Christian book store, they now live in a trailer in rural Georgia with the rest of her family.
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post #25 of 34
5/19/07 at 3:36am
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Originally Posted by Kueller
This reminds me of the time that a girl dumped me for a married man, who promptly got divorced and married her, and now they have a kid. I like to think that, because they both only worked at a Christian book store, they now live in a trailer in rural Georgia with the rest of her family.
Breaking up a marriage, how very Christian of her.
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post #26 of 34
5/19/07 at 3:41am
Been there before, bud. Back in college I dated this chick for 3 years, and then while I was in London and she in Australia, she slept with some other dude and now they are married . . haha. I'm not bitter about it now, but I was fuming pissed then. It's rough, and I know it sounds like a cliche, but you'll get over it. It just takes time.
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post #27 of 34
5/19/07 at 3:45am
I don't get it. You broke up - you have no claim on her pussy anymore. Man up and move onl
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post #28 of 34
5/19/07 at 4:32am
It does help to go out and fuck a few girls (preferably at the same time, but not all of us are as suave as fabfunk) to get over her.

One thing that helped me get over my ex was I went on a few dates and was banging this chick I met who was kinda into me (but me not so much). I ended up breaking things off because I was gonna be out of town for work for a few months and we had only been talking/hanging out for a month. It felt nice to be wanted, ya know? Yeah, probably a dick move, but I'm an insecure fuck so I needed the ego boost.
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post #29 of 34
5/19/07 at 12:34pm
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Yeah, I know what you mean. Breaking a heart helps with the inevitable sting of humiliation that comes from being dumped.

Well, after much drinking I think I'm more balanced, and getting back on track.

We've talked and she says she doesn't love her new guy, but that he is the kind of man she needs now.
"He's a lot like you, but more optimist" = You, but better. I felt like John Cusack talking to Zeta-Jones on High Fidelity.


I agree with Slater that these threads work out as cries for attention, but when you're gone enough to start a thread like this that's not on your agenda, you just have to vent to as many people as you can, strangers or not.
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post #30 of 34
5/19/07 at 3:02pm
To be fair, I didn't break her heart. She was cool with everything, played the whole "it's not fair to you because I will be gone for awhile" card.

I mean, she killed herself a month later and only mentioned me 3 times in the suicide note, so I don't think I had THAT big of an effect on her.
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post #31 of 34
5/19/07 at 3:14pm
Ha... ha... haaaa?
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post #32 of 34
5/19/07 at 9:25pm
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Showing up on someone's suicide letter is very much like receiving the blessings of a hobo you just gave a quarter to.

Maybe he thinks your quarter is enough and embarrasses you by loudly thanking, or he thinks it was not enough and you have to pretend he's not swinging his dick in the air at you.
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post #33 of 34
5/19/07 at 9:28pm
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Ok, so maybe it's not like giving a quarter to a hobo at all, it's late and I've just given a hobo my last cigarette.

Freeloader.
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post #34 of 34
5/19/07 at 9:33pm
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