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Jokes You've Stolen from CHUD

post #1 of 16
5/21/07 at 11:33pm
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A thread devoted to giving credit to posters or writers on the site whose jokes you've stolen and used in everyday conversations with other people.

Slater: You're assessment of THE PRESTIGE "Lightning Clones" has a 100% kill rate.

Moltisonti: I got laid off the line "...cuter than kittens reenacting civil war battles"
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post #2 of 16
5/22/07 at 12:28am
I've stolen a few Slater lines: “You know who else hated ninjas? JESUS." "You know who else sucked at Mario Kart? JESUS.”

Another one from Slater: Jack in the Box is awesome. The Bacon and Cheese Chibatta Burger is like a Japanese girl with big tits playing Dance Dance Revolution all over your taste buds


I think I've used the above Moltisanti line as well.


Brad Millette: This place is going to Hell in a Hot Topic Handbag.


Chris Allen: Watching the Little Man trailer gave me that same feeling in my gut I always get when my wife finds out I've cheated on her again.
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post #3 of 16
5/22/07 at 12:47am
I hope to one day use Paul McCartney's "Abort! Abort!" line in a hysterical robot voice.
Well, maybe not, but it is damn funny.
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post #4 of 16
5/22/07 at 3:03am
Hollow Man regularly appears in sodomy discussions now. Thanks, CHUD.
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post #5 of 16
5/22/07 at 3:11am
I've used this line which even Devin didn't want to use. Then I had to explain it to my friends what I'm referring to. Then they were appalled.
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post #6 of 16
5/22/07 at 3:57am
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I've tried using Beak's "I don't do twee" line, but no one knows what twee means.
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post #7 of 16
5/22/07 at 9:55am
I've modified this and used it quite a bit, from the Unwatchable DVDs on your shelf, and why thread, as said by Del Griffith:

"I'll never use my copy of CABIN FEVER again. Unless I need to wipe my ass with something.

But then again, it's not really smart to wipe shit out of your ass with SHIT."
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post #8 of 16
5/22/07 at 10:35am
Ive used that above Moltisanti line more times than I can count. Also, Slater's "My asshole feels like the field Flight 93 crashed into" has gotten quite a bit of mileage.
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post #9 of 16
5/22/07 at 10:56am
I used Andre Dellamorte's line about Convoy while watching The Wild Bunch with some friends, it got more laughs than I thought it would.
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post #10 of 16
5/22/07 at 1:39pm
I've used that awesome picture of Donald Sutherland a couple of times on another board.
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post #11 of 16
5/22/07 at 1:40pm
Some years ago, Nick said "Cold Mountain needs to get hit by a plane." I've modified that many times since.
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post #12 of 16
5/22/07 at 2:12pm
I was chatting and made reference to some poster's question about Harvey Dent's stance on mutants. It went over well.
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post #13 of 16
5/22/07 at 2:49pm
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nexus-7
I hope to one day use Paul McCartney's "Abort! Abort!" line in a hysterical robot voice.
Well, maybe not, but it is damn funny.
Not to bring it up twice in 3 days but yea... I'm just waiting for my wife to get pregnant again so I can bust this one out
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post #14 of 16
5/31/07 at 10:12pm
I used Moltisanti's line I have quoted in my sig today. Sort of.

I had to watch over a group of 15-16 year old school girls at the gym today. Some of them went swimming and when they were on their way out they ditched their towels in the container at the front desk. I then said to the female receptionist: "I'll just take these two home and sniff them later." She then hit me in the chest. It was worth it to see her reaction.
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post #15 of 16
5/31/07 at 10:22pm
I know I've used a couple lines from here elsewhere, but I did give credit to the site and didn't try and claim them as my own; most recent one was the one about The Sims movie where someone came up with a synopsis that saw Ben Stiller getting stuck in the game and then leaving it because it was too superficial, only to realize his next-door neighbor was controlling one of the in-game characters. The line Then I vomit. caused a couple of chuckles.

A couple of humorous Transformers/The Touch bits used here also got used elsewhere.
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post #16 of 16
6/1/07 at 12:21am
I lifted and adapted Nicks king kong magma joke from one of the podcasts into my 48hrs movie this year.
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